Ugh.........I'm on the wrong computer, so I have to wirte this on Notepad. Crap...This is gonna suck big time. I really don't like it. Please review this hunk of crap. Damn writing this stuff is hard! I am going to try and make this series absolutely perfect~. My personal opinion in this matter will be.....Write better you hag!

Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn.

Warning: The characters in this story are slightly psycho.


"Keep an eye on the temperature this time Lussuria, would you?"

"Oh shush, I only let it get cold once!" he protested.

"Whatever, if I die, Xanxus knows who to blame," I sighed loudly.

"That's mean," he yelled. "Just set the fucking thing to 8 degrees Celsius. I don't want to die. Then set it to 30 degrees Celsius."

"Fine! Just get undressed and get in!"

"Fine, I will," I stripped of all my clothing and got in the antibacterial machine. Now, you are probably wondering what the hell is going on. Well, it started two years ago when I had my very first kill.


My first boyfriend was a great kisser. He wanted to hold me. I was that blond hair, blue-eyed, stunning girl everyone wanted to be with. He was lucky he got me.

We were sitting on his couch, in his room, when he touched my cheek. He looked at me and leaned forward. I had no real experience with kissing so of course I let him take control. He had me pinned to his couch and I was willingly going with anything he wanted. He slipped his fingers under my shirt and pulled at the fabric, wanting it to come off. I pulled it off for him. I felt his slender fingers take off my bra and pants. I sat in front of him in nothing but panties, this was my moment.

"I love you."

He just looked at me.

"Don't you love me?"

He didn't respond.

Back then I had quite the temper, if I didn't get my way, no one did. I put my pants back on and replaced my top. Six months together must've meant absolutely nothing to this bastard! I got off the couch and started walking to the door.

"Babe, don't leave!"

Babe, he never called me by my real name.

"What's my real name Giro?"

"Tsuka! See? I know your name!"

"My name is Sankara. Can't you even remember that?"

"Don't leave, I was playing! San-chan, come on. Let's just relax."

"Relax?! I fucking lost my virginity to you!"

"So? Don't you love me?!"

"I thought I did!" I screamed.

His lips were on mine once again. He was going at it again. I pushed him to let him know I didn't want this, but he wouldn't stop. I told him to get off, he wouldn't. I knew it was wrong, I knew that I shouldn't, but it felt so right.

I kissed back and fisted his hair. He smirked and slid his hand up my back. I dug my nails into his head. I scratched so ruthlessly and moaned into his kiss. He hissed out and pushed me, but I felt the blood on my fingernails. It was his blood.

"You are such a freak!" He shouted.

I lunged. Grabbing at his throat, I reached into his pocket. He always had his swiss knife with him. I pulled it out of his pocket. Straddling his hips, I brushed my fingernails on his cheek. I ran the knife down his side. His topless, bleeding figure squirming underneath me was amazing. It gave me such a rush. Sliding the knife over his cheek, causing a gash to form there, was so sexy when he cried.

"It stings. Sankara stop. Please," he begged me.

It was no use, I was going to kill him. I clasped my hands gently around his throat and squeezed. Poor Giro. Never knowing what real love would be. Too bad for him. Kicking and silent screaming lasted until his breathing halted. It was wonderful. I grabbed his studded belt and put it on, fair compensation for months of love, bitch.

Two days later, I was going to be put on trial for homicide. A tall man with a raccoon tail in his hair came to me though. He had scars on his face, but he was very handsome.

"If you agree to my terms, I can get you off the hook," he had a cold voice, but he was dashingly handsome.

"What are your terms?" I whispered.

"Join my squad. I will make sure nothing happens to you. Your little boyfriend's parents will forget all about this."

"I'll do anything." He took that way beyond serious. He held out his hand to me. I just stared.

"Come." I grabbed his hand.

We walked into the court room and all I could understand was something about destiny. I think the conversation went something like this:

"This girl is the successor to my throne."

"And what throne would that be?" I think that was the judge.

"Have you ever heard of Varia?" It was very quiet.

I didn't want to listen, my mother was staring at me. She was afraid I would turn on her like I turned on Giro.

"Xanxus-sama, can we go now?"

"Hold on Sankara. She will come with me. No one will ever see her her in Korea ever again. I will give personal care to her."

"Xanxus?" my mother, "Kill her, no one cares. I always knew something was wrong with her!"

He struck her. For me, he hit her for me. He never released my hand from his grasp for all that time. We walked away. We boarded a plane to Italy and I knew I would never see my traitorous family ever again. I was happy.

Until I got to the Varia safe house.

"Take off your clothes and stand in there," Xanxus didn't flinch at his words like I did.

I did as I was told and removed all my clothes and got into a bathtub. Xanxus walked over and shut what looked like a clear door over the bathtub.

"This will hurt. I can guarantee it."

Liquid went into the machine-like tub and it was fairly warm.

Then, it was freezing cold. I had just realized Giro had scratched me when he was struggling under me. I had scratches everywhere. And I felt inexplicable pain. It hurt. Tears came out of my eyes and my lip began to bleed from where I was biting so hard. I screamed.

The liquid entered every cut. I felt my body working over-time. I looked up at Xanxus who just watched nonchalantly.

"Stop!"

"Do you know what it is like to be in his position?"

My eyes were wide. It stung so bad. This was my punishment? To sting? To burn?

The liquid went from freezing to burning. It hurt. This couldn't be how Giro felt when I killed him. Then it stopped. All together, just quit. I'm talking, it just stopped stinging.

"What's going on?"

"Your killer instincts are kicking in. You can't feel pain anymore," he opened the door and hoisted me out with one hand, "Welcome to Varia."


That was when I was fourteen, now I'm sixteen. Right now, I'm getting in that same machine. Why? Because I just got back to the main Varian safe house after a mission. I don't usually get in it, it's just I got pretty beat up.

"Can you wait to go to Japan Kay-chan?"

"I'm very excited," I instantly wanted to be friends with Lussuria when I came to Varia.

"I want to eat that little Sun Guardian for dinner," he grinned.

I laughed so hard, "Oh God, you are such a pervert! He's probably got a girlfriend!"

"So?!" I loved Lussuria to death.

He's my best friend. I hopped into the machine and waited for Lussuria to turn it on. It came all at once. Just like always, freezing. I screamed. The cuts were five times deeper than back then. It burned after two minutes and then my pain was gone. I opened the door.


Sitting at the table in the meeting room, Xanxus just stared at all of us. He glared one-by-one at all of us. Then he stopped on me.

"Sankara, your ring type is Sky. As is mine. You will not fight when we get to Japan. I'm sorry," he didn't glare at me.

"I-it's fine Xanxus-sama," He continued to glare at everyone else.

I got butterflies in my stomach, it didn't matter if I couldn't fight in the Ring Conflict, there were plenty of Yakuza's to wipe out. A little less trouble for the Vongola family then.

"Don't even think about it Sankara," Xanxus yelled.

"What?!"

"You won't fight at all in Japan!"

"I wasn't going to!"

"Liar!"

"Shut up!"

"Trash!" I shut up.

I just wanted to listen to music now that I was in trouble. I wanted to board the plane to Japan already. Squalo had already left!

"Damn Superbi," I mumbled under my breath.

"I'm going to bed," Xanxus' voice rang out.

Tomorrow we would all leave for Nippon and kill Vongola X.


~Lussuria's Corner!~

MLP: Hey everyone, This is a new segment for Lussuria and Sankara-chan!

Lussuria: Thank you Music, I'm so happy you gave me a corner!

MLP: I think you don't get enough screen time.

Lussuria: It's true, I don't.

Sankara: Um...I'm here?

Lussuria: Oh baby! Let's begin, shall we?

Sankara: Sure?

Lussuria and Sankara: This is Lussuria's Corner! Welcome to the show!

Lussuria: Who are we interviewing today, love?

Sankara: Xanxus.

Lussuria: Come on out Bossu~

Xanxus: You're all trash, I don't want to be in this fucking place.

Sankara: Calm down you sack of shit.

Xanxus: What the fuck did you call me?!

MLP: Well, that's all folks. It's up to you whether or not Lussuria gets his next corner. Enjoy~


God, this took forever! I never want to do this again! I hope you enjoyed this otherwise. Don't want Lussuria's Corner? Review, tell me about it.