A JA tabloid! Written by Tahl. Yay! In the JA books, Tahl seems to have the back story of everything in the galaxy. So she makes her own tabloid!

I dont own JA, or Star Wars. Oh yeah, and Still A Kitten is helping me write this, so if you hate it, it's partly her fault. :)

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Obi-Wan: Jedi or Sith?

As you may know, Obi-Wan Kenobi got his butt kicked out of the Jedi Order about a year ago. Official reports state that he attacked another student with a training lightsaber, severely injuring him.

But everyone knows Obi-Wan as a nice young man and a teenage girl heartthrob.

And if you've hung out in the Senate (and don't, they are just a bunch of selfish power cravers, see pg.25), you know that official reports are always wrong.

Did he really attack this student? Is my bff, Qui-Gon, mentoring a...SITH? I interviewed several people on this pressing matter.

"Obi-Wan? A Sith? Never! None of my apprentices have ever became Sith, and they never will!" a furious Qui-Gon yelled at me, totally forgetting Xanatos.

"A Sith, Obi-Wan is not. Proven his loyalty to the Jedi and the Republic, he has," says someone (wishes to remain anonymous, he does).

"Yes! Yes, he is a Sith! An evil, evil Sith! The worst of the worst! The bad boy of the bad boys. A dark side freak of nature," Bruck Chun informed me (a little too eagerly).

"I've seen him with a red lightsaber. He treats it like it's his most prized possession," whispered Siri Tachi with wide-eyed fear.

"He sneaks into the archives to view secret holocrons. Bad holocrons, I think. Or was that Dooku?" An old Jocasta Nu said, who is clearly getting old.

"There's a Sith?! A Sith named Obi-Wan?! And he thinks he's a Jedi?!" A confused youngling shrieked.

"If Obi-Wan was a Sith, he would have just killed the student," Says Cin Draillg, Obi-Wan's lightsaber instructor.

"He's a Sith, I know it. He stole my muja muffin! No Jedi would do that. Only a Sith would dare to be so bold," said Reeft, Obi-Wan's ex-friend who happens to be obsessed with food.

"I think I know my best friend enough to say that it was all an accident and that he is one hundred and ten percent Jedi," my Padawan, Bant, told me.

"You think Obi-Wan's a...oh, Force, gimme a break!" Garen Muln wailed.

And now, Obi-Wan Kenobi himself gives his opinion.

"I love the Jedi. They are everything to me. What happened was a trap. I was provoked," growled Obi-Wan, making himself sound like a complete Sith.

Well...whadaya think...the review button is there for you to review, ya know. :)