These are based on something we did in class: We had to create skits that either change, add to, or continue To Kill a Mockingbird. Here are two of the plays:

Title: To Kill a Mockingbird~Romeo and Juliet

*This is an extra court scene with a witness that works at the dump near the Ewell's place. Please note that we do not know how to use the whole Shakespeare language thing*

Atticus: So, please tell us what happened.

Witness: Well, I work at the dump and I was there when Mayella called Tom Robinson in…

Mayella: Tom Robinson, please come and smash up thy chiffarobe.

Atticus: So you were there the whole time?

Witness: Yup, and by the looks of it, those two were obviously in love.

*Tom Robinson is chopping up a chiffarobe*

Mayella: Thou art so strong

Tom Robinson: Thou art so pretty

Mayella: Thou art so nice

Tom Robinson: Thou art so kind

Mayella: Thou art so handsome

Tom Robinson: Thou art so corny

Mayella: Thou art so cheesy

(A/N: Yes, that actually happened when we were doing the plays)

Witness: But it didn't take long before Bob Ewell showed up…

Atticus: What did he say?

Witness: Well, I think he said:

Bob Ewell; Why art thy daughter with thou negro?

Witness: Or maybe he just said:

Bob Ewell: What the **** I'm gonna kill you!

Witness: And that's probably how they ended up here.

*Crowd gasps*

Tom Robinson: Oh no! They have found us.

Mayella: Let us run away!

*They run in slow motion until Bob Ewell pulls out a gun and shoots them*

(A/N: Yeah, that one was weird… Now on to the next one)

Title: Jem meets Cece Jacobs

*This takes place in chapter 28, where they are going to the fair and Scout is dressed up as a ham Please not that Cecil Jacobs is now Cece Jacobs*

Scene 1:

*Cece and Scout are talking and Jem walks up to them*

Jem: Hey, Scout

Scout: Hi, Jem

Jem: (*spots Cece and it's love at first sight) Who are you? (*attempted tounge roll*)

Cece: My name's Cece Jacobs, who are you? (*she actually rolls her tounge*)

*sigh and act all lovey dovey*

Scout: Well, I just leave you two love birds to talk. I'm gonna go put on my costume. *leaves*

Scene 2:

*They're walking and Bob Ewell comes out and stabs Jem, who falls on his arm*

Scout and Cece: GASP (We actually say gasp)

Cece: No, Jem! (is it just me or is this getting extremely cheesy?)

Jem: (*pulls out gun out of nowhere* wth?) Take this and get him.

Cece: (*shoots, but misses*)

*Trying to dodge, Bob Ewell lands on his knife and dies*

Cece: *runs to Jem* Jem! Are you okay?

Scout: No, his arm is broken and he's dead! (see??? The arm thing makes sense!)

Cece: (*Romeo and Juliet scene*) Yeah, noise? Then I'll be brief. O happy dagger! (*Takes Ewell's knife*) this is thy sheath. There rust, and let me die.

Scout: No, Cece! Don't do it!

Cece: (*stabs herself and dies*)

(A/N: Yeah, it took a while for us to perfect that one, and it was just so extremely awkward)

Anyway, thanks for reading this, it's a little weird, but please review =D