Okay, so THIS is the last chapter… I can't wait to finish; I want to get started on the sequel ASAP.
Now, a big thanks to all of the reviewers! You guys were the ones who kept me going. No, I'm not kidding, without you guys, the last chapter and this one wouldn't be possible. So thanks so much!
I won't make this chapter too big. I'm sorry that the last chapter wasn't as funny as you would think that it would be and I'll try to fix that.
The fights:
Jenna vs. Chipmunk
Stan vs. Dave
Emma vs. Pashmina cont…
Hamtaro and Boss vs. Laura
Kassidy vs. Bowser
A NOTE TO KENNI KAT: I'm really sorry, but I can't let you into this chapter because it'll confuse the chapter and the plot. I can put you in the sequel if you send a review saying that you want to be in the sequel, but I'm sorry to say that you couldn't get into this chapter.
So… Here we go!
Chapter 15:
The End of the Beginning
Round 8: Chipmunk vs. Jenna! WOOT WOOT!
"Come back here!"
"Come back here!"
"Idiot!"
"Idiot!"
"Why me…?" Chipmunk panted, her arms screaming for her to stop pumping up and down. Drops of sweat ran down her nose down to her neck and her eyes bulged as she fought to remain conscious. Her crazy friend was faster than she had ever thought and they had been running for a good two hours.
"Why me?" Jenna mimicked, throwing Chipmunk a smirk. Her playfulness was not meant to last and as she started to stick her tongue out, she ran into a wall.
"Ha!" Chipmunk laughed in victory, cornering her and bending in an athletic pose. "Give up, Jenna, I totally beat you!"
"Ha! Give up, Jenna, I totally beat you!" the little girl copied before moving onto her independent thoughts. "You'll never catch me alive, chipmunk freak!"
"I am not at chipmunk freak!" Chipmunk screamed, pointing her index finger at herself. "While my friends just met me for the first time, a chipmunk started to attack me and now that's my name!"
As Jenna started copying her, Chipmunk's thoughts drifted to a brilliant idea. She smirked and put her hands behind her back, whistling a tune. After Jenna did the same, the smaller of the two asked, "What are you doing? Aren't you going to chase me?"
"No," Chipmunk sighed, walking a farther away from her. "You're way too fast, I could never catch you."
"Noyou'," Jenna said quickly, curious as to why her friend was giving up. "But I want you to chase me!"
"No, you're not crazy enough."
"I AM TOO CRAZY ENOUGH! BEEF JERKY! TREE KILLERS! AND I DON'T CUSS, I REPLACE THEM WITH THE WORDS PUPPY AND KITTY AND HAPPY PEOPLE!" Jenna exploded at Chipmunk. Pretending to think for a moment, Chipmunk shook her head and turned away again.
"I'LL LOCK YOU IN THE BROOM CLOSET, CHIPPY, AND THE GIANT SPIDERS IN LAURA'S HAIR WILL ATTACK AND EAT YOUR INSIDES IF YOU DON'T HURT ME RIGHT NOW!" Jenna screamed.
"Well, Jenna, if you put it that way…" Chipmunk grabbed a baseball bat from the broom closet. "Maybe I could just hold onto this baseball bat for a while… Just in case you get crazy enough, which you won't."
Jenna stomped her foot and caused an earthquake in France. Nearly ripping out her hair, she bellowed, "YOU WILL TRY TO HURT ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!"
"Hey, Jenn, I have to tell you a secret," Chipmunk said sneakily. Jenna's ears perked up and she took a step closer. This is a great example of a short attention span.
Looking left to right, Chipmunk beckoned her to get closer. "I really shouldn't tell you this, but- come closer…"
"Yeah?" Jenna whispered.
"Well…" As Jenna took one step closer to Chipmunk-
"!!!!!" Chipmunk yelled and crushed her baseball bat against Jenna's head.
"You are coming to the counselor's office with me to straighten things out for the fifth time! INCLUDING your ADD!" Chipmunk spat and carried Jenna out of the daycare into only God knows where…
Then a giant squid ate them. Jenna and Chipmunk had to live off of the graham crackers people fed to the squid.
Round one million and two. I mean 9.
Stan vs. Dave… I CHOOSE YOU, PIKACHU!
"Clean up, clean up, everybody do their share, clean up clean up, everybody-"
"DIE, SATAN! I mean… STAN!" Dave screamed and brought out the sugar bag that was covering Panda's face and knocked Stan out. After five seconds of watching Stan not move, Dave threw the sugar bag at Panda's face. Panda groaned in pain, but couldn't get up because Dave sat on him then.
"Whew, that's hard work to knock out a five year old. Dang, I'm parched." He looked around for a drink and spotted a can of Red Bull set onto the table. Looking tempted, he shrugged. "Maybe I can just have a sip. Laura won't mind… I hope."
Reaching out for the aluminum can, his fingertips tipped the cup, but retracted when Laura popped out from under the couch with a black eye, hair ripped out, and bruises all over her face.
"Need… Energy… Need… Red… Bull," she whispered hoarsely. "I'm… gonna… die…"
"Well, I need the energy drink because I was just in a heated battle. I want my Red Bull," Dave protested and chugged the tin can. Laura's eyes widened and she gasped.
"No way… Dude, Boss… is… gonna kill me!" Laura complained. As she heard Boss hit a new note, she groaned and covered her face. "Now the guy is coming for me! He's gonna sit on me! And I'll be squished and killed!"
"You're right," Dave said suddenly, dropping the can as his eyes were glazed with realization. "We need help."
"Where's Chipmunk?" Laura hissed, taking a quick look over her shoulder. Boss was still on the other side of the room, calling out Laura's name as he wanted to put on a concert for her. Quickly, the teenager ducked under a couch .
"I don't know. Eaten by a squid maybe?" Dave suggested. "Oh, well. We need Kassidy, she's older and she's better than you at yelling."
"Shut up! But whatever, didn't you say that she was in Mario world?" Laura screamed, peeking out of the couch.
"Looks like we're going to Mario world."
"Okay, but first, I just need to- WAIT, WHAT?!?" Laura yelled, poking her head out of the couch again.
"I WANNA GO TO MARIO WORLD!" Boss sang in a ear splitting voice and ran over to Laura, clocking her in the nose. Dave took the last sip of his stolen Red Bull.
"Help," Laura whispered, her voice cracking as she looked up at Dave with watering eyes. Dave stared at her for a long time.
***
"HIIIIIIIIIII, KASSIDY!!!!" a voice screamed from the other side of the side of the dimly lit room. The teenager whirled around to see Hamtaro happily licking a chocolate fudge popsicle, unhurt. Her gum dropped out of her mouth as she opened her mouth in shock.
"You're… You're… Fine?" she wondered aloud, staggering towards Hamtaro. The child nodded his head happily and pointed to a door labeled "Exit".
"Yeah, I was waiting for you. Now we can go! And maybe the giant turtle will give me another treat!" Hamtaro grinned as he made his way for the door.
"Oh, okay. I can't wait to get back to the daycare and get my paycheck-" Kassidy lurched to a stop. "Wait, what giant turtle?"
"Oh, you know," Hamtaro answered as he was in the doorway. "Big, tall, pretty ugly turtle. He said that he was waiting for someone."
With that, Hamtaro ran out of the room and a giant light sucked him in with a "woosh". A chill was set down Kassidy's spine as she felt heavy breathing against her neck-
BEEEEEEEEP! ALERT THAT YOU HAVE TO READ!
YOU MUST READ THIS BIT OR ELSE YOU'LL BE CONFUSED, GOT IT?
… Please don't take this too seriously. I have no intention nor interest to finish this story. I have lost so many reviewers and friends on this site that I think there is no point to finish this. I haven't updated a story in months and I really don't think anyone on this site will in any amount of time. I'm SO sorry everyone. To be honest with you, I only made this "you all can babysit the devil's children" as a thank you for all the kind reviews, favorites, and story alerts. Now, most of these people who signed up for this are gone. However, if I get enough reviews telling me to work on the sequel "Road Trip", I will start to write it. I don't care how many complaints or death notes I get (You people are cruel!)…
I WILL NEVER FINISH THIS STORY. NOR WILL I EVER REPLY TO ANYONE WHO ASKS ME NOT TO DO SO, FRIEND OR NOT.
Once again, I apologize immensely.
-sxmfan :(
Beeeeeeeppp… I'm gonna miss doing this interruption thing…
THE END