Touched by An Angel Bloopers

Tess: Andrew isn't here.

Monica: Where is he?

Tess: On a mission.

Monica: Dammit, Andrew! Not again!

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Tess: Another assignment complete. Good job, angels.

Monica: Wait... what do we do when the end of the world comes and all life is destroyed?

Andrew: I quit.

Monica: Can he do that!?

Tess: Yes. It's just like suicide, Monica. Before God can fire you -you quit.

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Little-Girl: Did you die then become an angel or were you just born an angel?

Monica smiles: How about you find out the hard way?

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Tess: You have been touched by an angel.

Monica: More like slapped.

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Crazy-Natalie-Paciant: I don't want your help, Andrew!

Andrew: Then it's over.

CNP: Are you breaking up with me?? Is the angel of Death breaking up with ME??

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Andrew: Psst, Monica, say hello to the nice small green man with big black eyes.

Monica: Ehem, Welcome to Earth...

Alien: Take me to your leader.

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(Actual lines from episode in series)

Heart-attack-Bob: Are you the angel of Death?

Andrew: Yes.

HAB: Then why have you been following me the last few days?

Andrew: Because you're going to die and the paramedics will not arrive on time.

Furfaidz: I just got done watching "Toughed by an Angel." I'm going to Hell. Anyway, review with happy faces!