I do not own Teen Titans.

CAUTION:
This is stupid.

Rabid Rabbit.
An Easter Special.

Chapter One:

Raven sighed loudly into the room, rubbing the wrinkles that where forming over her forehead. The laughter was continuous in the room, the yells to 'GO AWAY BEAST BOY' where even louder though. Opening her violet eyes, the empath looks sideways to where the green rabbit was, pestering his fellow Titan's from his seat on the couch. She shook her head and tried to go back to her book.

Terra was giggling loudly, watching the changeling re-morph himself several times into weird poses and add-ins. His eyes where as huge as dinner plates, his nose tiny, his forehead long… he looked like something out of a manga comic. Beast Boy jumped onto the back of the couch and then vaulted onto Robin's head. The green bunny sunk into the mass of black hair, and Robin at once started yelling in protest.

"BEAST BOY!" He cried angrily, moving his hands up into his hair to try and disengage the rabbit from him. Beast Boy continued to dodge him though, until Terra fell off the couch laughing while gripping her sides as if in pain. Robin finally grabbed Beast Boy and held him out by the scarf of his neck, but Beast Boy bit his hand then and took off in a fast leap. Robin yelped in surprise before nestling his hand. "You better run!" He yelled.

Why was Beast Boy so hyper today? Well… it was Easter tomorrow! And the Titan's had agreed they'd all pitch in and buy candy, they were teenagers, and loved candy as much as the next person. Terra had been especially excited at the idea, though no one made any motion to agree with her choices in the food. The Gummy Bunny teeth where just nasty looking. Anyways, BB was already excited about it, him and holidays always mixed into something like this; over-energized. Not having anything else to do with all his hyped energy, he was relentlessly annoying his friends to the point that they were considering homicide.

"Oh, you guys have no humor." Terra rolled her eyes as she sat up, crawling onto the couch and peeking her head over the back. Robin turned to her with a slanted look as he shook his head then glared after the green monster take off.

"Not anymore, he killed the last bit four hours ago."

"Sour Puss," Terra sneered, shaking her head out as her arms folded over the back. But she grinned again, watching Beast Boy jump onto the couch and resume human form. They exchanged grins before turning back to Robin.

"Yeah, it's almost Easter Dude, lighten up."

Robin only shook his head again before dismissing himself. "PARTY POOPER!" Terra cried after him, before her and Beast Boy both looked to Raven with curious, and mischievous looks.

Raven however, sharply turned her eyes to them with as scowl lingering in their essence. "Don't even think about it." With that, she left the room quietly.

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Robin sighed and threw himself on his bed face first. The quietness was welcoming, he was glad to get away from all the noise for a little bit. He knew Beast Boy was just excited, the childish teenager never grew up in those senses; he would be unfit to be called 'Beast Boy' if he ever did anyways. Still, it was annoying. Already, everyone had been egged, that was a cruel pun on the changeling's behalf. But Cyborg was still washing the T-car from that almost-murder scene, and Starfire had taken refugee with Silkie last Robin heard. Beast Boy was probably smart enough not to prank her, but she hadn't taken chances.

"I should've followed her example," Robin muttered, looking down at his masks that where on the floor. All over them had been cut into 'Easter egg' shapes for a more (quote) 'festive' look. Yeah, that had also almost been a homicide scene.

"Is it safe to come out of the hiding yet?" Starfire's voice asked. Robin sat up, turning around and looking towards his door to see the alien sticking her head in. He grunted, eyes lowering.

"No."

Starfire frowned, hugging Silkie close to her as she stepped inside. "Then you do not mind if I do the 'hanging' in here?"

Robin almost laughed, because the envision of Beast Boy being hung was almost enjoyable. Ooo… that was mean, but the changeling was annoying, Robin wouldn't actually hang him…. He glanced to his pile of masks, his eyes lowering further. Well, maybe not anyways. "Yeah, sure, come on in." He shrugged, throwing his legs over the bed as he looked around the room. Starfire entered quickly, looking over her shoulder before sitting down as well. She continued to hold her pet tightly, as if afraid the little runt would come to harm; Silkie wasn't complaining though, he was purring actually… worms purr?... weird.

"I did not know that this joking playing was a part of the earthly traditions of the Easter." Starfire sighed loudly.

"It's not," Robin snorted. "Unless you live with Beast Boy."

"Hey," a familiar voice cried, as Robin looked over to see Cyborg poking his head inside. "Is BB gone yet?"

"No," Robin glanced to Cyborg annoyingly.

"Alright, I'm gonna hang in here."

"What?" Robin raised his brow.

"You know, chill, relax, take refuge, read a dictionary man."

"I think only one of those are in the dictionary." Robin grunted.

"Hey! Watcha guys doin'?!" Terra piped, taking a sideways step inside.

"Why are you guys all in my room?!" Robin cried, staring (just at, lol) Cyborg and Terra.

"… I dunno," Terra shrugged innocently, looking around as her hands stuffed into her pockets, she turned to Cyborg. "Why are we all in Robin's room?"

Cyborg shrugged as well.

"Well," Terra turned back to Robin. "Can I hang out here?"

Robin lifted his brow, wondering how many times someone had 'hanged' in his room thus far. "Weren't you in league with the green monster?"

Terra lowered her eyes, her lips frowning as her face grew a bit of a shadow over it; creeeeepy. "He replaced my Easter cookies, with freakin' carrots."

"Ah." Robin nodded. He then paused, looking from Cyborg to Terra then doubling it twice. "That doesn't mean you two can stay in here."

"You're not kicking Starfire out," Cyborg snorted.

"Yeah!" Terra cried. "That's not fair."

"What?!"

"You can't only kick two of us out, that's like… uneven." Terra squinted her eyes.

"… Terra, go away." Robin said lowly.

"Not unless everyone else does too."

"Same here," Cyborg said, crossing his arms.

"…Why is everyone in Robin's room?" Raven slowly entered the room, hands gripping the door frame.

"I DON'T KNOW!!!" The boy wonder cried. "They're like… ticks or something."

"Blood, ew," Terra shivered.

"If it is not in your interest… I can leave…" Starfire trailed.

Robin sighed, rubbing his face. "No it's fine."

"NOT FAIR," Terra cried, jabbing an accusing finger towards Robin as her face crunched up into a unhappy look. "You are SO playing favorites!"

Robin groaned, throwing his face into his hands and shaking it a few times in distress. Friends are way too much effort…

"Hey…" Cyborg looked around, his face suddenly drawing out as his arms dropped.

"What?!" Robin dragged out, his high pitched voice muffled from his face.

"If we're all in here…" Cyborg looked around, his eyes turning wide. Raven suddenly caught on, her own face seemingly to grow longer as her eyes opened a little wider.

"Then where's Beast Boy?" She asked the deathly quiet room.

"Shit, We're all gonna die!" Terra cried, her hands grasping to her face in her own form of distress.

"It's Beast Boy, not a machete bearing monkey," Robin lifted his face up slightly, a glare forming towards his friends. "… wait I take that back."

"Guys?!" Beast Boy's voice cried loudly into the hall. Everyone exchanged looks that could be depicted as death drawing down the long yet so short and menacing hall. Raven quickly threw herself into the room and closed the door quietly before putting her back to it.

"He's coming!" Terra whimpered, getting a sideways glare from just about everyone in the room. Yes, she had been a part of the pranks pulled on them, and her forgiveness (lol, baaad plot pun) had yet to be fully earned.

"Now what do we do?" Cyborg moaned, staring at the door for a moment before he, along with everyone else in the room turned to Robin for direction.

For one of the few times in his life; he wished they hadn't. Robin looked to the door, then back to his friends, doing this a few times before he stood up. "Well… we could make a break for it. Or go on an assault…"

"I have an idea," Raven said, getting equal attention so continued. "I could open a void… it would hide us and keep him off our trail. He gets bored easily, I can hold the void open long enough until he leaves."

"Then he's mine," Cyborg cracked his robotic knuckles, getting a scoff from Terra who threw her hands to her hips.

"Works for me," Robin nodded. But as the footsteps grew closer, and Beast Boy's calling louder, they started urging Raven to hurry up.

They gave her some space and Raven drew her hood over her face and went to work. She closed her eyes and chanted several words, until a sudden wrap fell around them all, like a blanket they felt different. What they didn't know… was that a portal had been opened, like a snake hole it opened a trail from the mind of the author writing this. They had no idea that the leakage would produce a great fear, but… that was what was going to make this a ton of fun to write.

LOL, yes, this is supposed to be stupid. My sister and I thought up this plot the other day, and I started writing it this morning xD It's like, only four pages. But it's humor, so I am not putting any great effort into extravagant sentences and deeper meanings. This is just for fun...

As for a time line, considering I am using Terra in here, I guess it can be put somewhere after "Salvation" if you really want a time line xD

You'd be brave to think about reading the next chapter.