A/N: I'm getting back into Naruto, guys! But anyways, this is when Team 7 is twenty-something, and Naruto and Hinata are getting married, complete with a little language and a lot of lavender. Yay.

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"I'm not wearing this."

"Now, now, Sasuke-kun, it's just a suit, and it looks like a dark blue anyways -"

"It's lavender. Uchihas don't wear lavender."

"That's only the cummerbund, so it's not all purple or lavender or whatever –"

"Cummerwhatsit?"

"Cummerbund, Naruto. You wear it around your waist with a suit, and it's covered up by the jacket anyways, so I don't see -"

"I am not wearing this."

"You wore that stupid assbow, you can wear a purple cummerbund. Now get in the damn suit, or so help me, I will – "

"Sakura-chan, you can't beat up my best man now."

"Why the hell not?"

"If he showed up in a sling, Hinata would be disappointed."

"…True. But he still needs to get in the suit."

"It's ridiculous."

"That doesn't matter. Start changing."

"I refuse."

"Sasuke-kun, this is the most important day of Naruto and Hinata-chan's lives. Get in the suit."

"No."

"Put on the suit. Now."

"Hn."

"Will you just choke down your damn Uchiha pride and put on the stupid tuxedo so we can get the ceremony over with?"

"Why are you so annoying?"

"Sakura-chan, can you stop hitting Sasuke-bastard in the face? He needs to be sort of un-bruised for this… that doesn't mean you can throttle him…"

"Will you just remove the stick up your ass and do it, Sasuke –"

"Children, children! Think of what Kakashi-sensei would say!"

"…Hn?"

"…Which is?"

"Um… abuse is not the way to deal with unresolved sexual tension?"

"If it weren't your wedding day, Naruto…"

"Naruto-kun? The Godaime needs you, we're starting in twenty minutes."

"Gotta go! Look, Sakura, could he be… mostly unscathed?"

…

"He's gone, right?"

"Aa."

"You don't think he noticed, did he? I mean, we are going to tell him after the ceremony and all, but –"

"Don't worry. He's too big of an idiot to figure it out."

"Which reminds me that you need to put on the suit."

"There is no way in hell."

"Please, Sasuke-kun?"

"Aa."

"…Okay, that was not an invitation for a make-out session in the dressing room."

"We have twenty minutes."

"…I think my brain just committed double suicide with my common sense, because that sounds really appealing."

"Hn."

"Oh, shush. It's not because of you being incredibly sexy… well, maybe a little, but that's not the point, which is that you need to put on the tuxedo."

"It's lavender, Sakura. Lavender."

"I realize that, Sasuke-kun, but you really do need to put it on now. You have to look presentable, since Naruto probably won't."

"…Alright."

"Thank you, Sasuke – "

"But only if you help me."

FIN

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