I own nothing. Duh.

Dag's P.O.V.

Our eyes glowed, making our eyes have prefect night vision.

So we saw the blood covered monster on top of another blood soaked monster.

But we didn't scream. Well, I didn't.

"PAT!"

I turned toward Black startled. She was marching toward the creature with a scowl on her face.

"Spit that out! You don't know if it's even edible!"

I walked away, knowing that Black could handle Pat. He saw her like she was his mom, sadly I was the dad.

She taught him how to walk, eat, bath and how to be good. I taught it how to attack, kill, hide, and be bad.

As I dumped the sludge into the bens I wondered how that other creature had gotten in. It got out of its cage maybe.

Black's P.O.V.

I watched Dag as Pat licked the honey off my hand; he was practically sucking on it!

She needed to fight. Or get laid. Most likely fight.

She really needed to relieve her stress and that's the only way she knows how.

There was a ship leaving to planet Battle Death. Maybe we could visit? Last time we were there she had a blast.

Heck, I could even smuggle Pat along and enter him in Monster Slaughter.

"Hey Dag, do you want to hitch a ride on the transporter to planet Battle Death?"

She spun around and said, "You have tickets!?!?!?"

"Well no but I could smuggle us on."

"Really?! That would rock! When does it leave? Do you think they would let me enter a tournament this late! I hope they do!"

"Ummm, Dag do you think I could take Pat to?"

" . . . . . Black you know that he might be missed."

"Ooooohhhhh, Please! Please. Please Please!"

"Oh fine."

"Yay, do you hear that Pat you're going to go slaughter some animals!"

Pat started to purr, vibrating my entire arm. I gently pulled my arm from his mouth and unwound his tongue from my hand.

I grabbed the loose skin on his neck and gently pulled him toward the door.

"Come on Pat, you get to go on a trip!"

We walked out of the containment cage and into the elevator shaft, the large metal doors sliding closed behind us.

Purple's P.O.V.

Totally silent.

I don't think we breathed after what we saw.

Two irkens just tamed the biggest killing machine we've had since Zim.

And one had his hand down 14297's throat.

And got it back unharmed.

Then led it out. By the skin of its neck.

"Who are they?" gasped Red.

Those words brought me back to reality.

"Computer, what were the names of those Irkens!"

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"The one's we just saw!"

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"You piece of crap!" Screamed Red.

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"You were supposed to!"

I rubbed my head. We weren't getting anywhere with this.