SURPRISE SURPRISE LEISEFLUSTERN! Heheh... Did I say the surprise was supposed to be on Monday? I meant friday... XD Yes I know you've been all waiting for this goddamn story to finally come! *Pouts like Naruto* I still wish I could write stories like Master of the Rebels and Darkalbino, OH and I represent this WHOLE story to LeiseFlustern, Master of the Rebels, Darkalbino, Rasengan22, Michelerene, etc... Hope you enjoy but I want to remind you all that some parts of this movie is changed around so.... yeah enjoy!

"Be back safe ok sweety?" asked the mother of the blonde 19-year-old.

"Yes mommy," he sarcastically replied, turning to the brunet man,"Take care of mom 'til I get back un,"

"Don't I always Deidara?" he asked knowingly. Deidara rolled his light blue eyes at him and held out a hand for him to shake.

"Dad are you go--oof--!" His father had embraced him into a fierce hug instead of a hand shake.

"I'm gonna miss you son..." he sadly said, straightening up.

"Are you really un?" Deidara smirked from his sarcasm.

"Surprisingly yes, but at least I won't have to put up with your annoyance for the next month or so," his father chuckled out.

"Ha ha... very funny," the blonde angrily mumbled the last part.

After a few moments of silence his mother shot up, blinking numerous of times to stop her tears from escaping.

"Hurry Deidara or you'll be left out!" she exclaimed, waving her hands in a 'shooing' manner.

"Bye mom, dad un," Both parents nodded to him. The teen sprinted towards the ship, seeing two men talking amongst themselves near the railing as he entered.

"Hey Pein look," the shark-looking man pointed at a raven,"its that Uchiha guy,"

"Whoop-de-do," Pein replied sarcastically.

Deidara, being the nosy person that he is, walked over to the conversing men.

"Excuse me, but are you talking about 'Uchiha Sasuke' un?" Both men turned their heads to look at the curious blonde.

"Yeah he's our captain... who are you?" he inspected the blonde from head to toe,"I've never seen you before."

"I'm Deidara un," he quickly told him. The blue man looked at him suspiciously.

"Nice to meet you kid, I'm Kisame, and this," he gestured his hand at the redhead,"is my loving friend Pein."

Pein looked away with utter annoyance, ignoring Deidara's snickering.

"Hey chicken ass why are you here?" Kisame mockingly asked the pale man, changing the subject.

"Well you know," the raven-haired man jumped off the cannon he was standing on,"I can't just let you guys have all the fun with the savages."

Kisame shook his head, smiling. Sasuke smirked,"Who are you?" he jirked his head at the teen. Deidara looked at him with his arms crossed.

"Deidara, you must be Sasuke...?" he slowly asked, just in case he was speaking to the wrong person. Sasuke nodded, a serious expression appearing in his face as he looked up.

"Orochimaru..." he mumbled to himself. Pein noticed Sasuke glaring at the governor. He patted the raven on the shoulder, making Sasuke jump slightly.

"Good evening gentlemen..." he nodded at everyone aboard the ship,"Let'sss go."

A group of men (Sasori, Tobi, Kisame, Pein, Sasuke, and Deidara) shifted toward their working areas, untieing the ropes that stopped the ship from drifting away.

And that's when the real journey begins...

"Tobi needs to run!" Tobi yelled frantically.

"Goddamn it Tobi," Kisame held onto a wooden pole,"Quit being such a fucking pussy!"

Great. Just great. Why did a thunderstorm have to start at a time like this?

"PULL!" Pein commanded. Everyone pulled the sails into a position that would keep the ship moving.

But too bad for him, because a huge wave had formed, crashing onto the crew, and losening the sails.

"Fuck dude this is just bull shit!" Sasori shouted through the drops of rain.

"C'mon un c'mon," Deidara muttered to himself as he tried to secure a cannon against the railing,"Oh s--"

Another wave. Then another. It was getting into his last nerves. Coughing, Deidara managed to hold the drifting cannon for at least a minute. The teen looked up, his hair covering most of his view.

"Hey Sasuke, mind giving me a hand un?!"

Sasuke peered down at the struggling blonde, immediately thinking of an idea. Then he saw a rope dangling from up high. Let's swing on a vine like Tarzan, he thought. Jumping onto the long piece of material, Sasuke slid all the way down towards the floor. The raven smirked, that was fun. Oh shit. Deidara!

"Sorry I'm late, did I miss something?" Sasuke asked innocently, tieing the cannon beside the railing. Deidara glared at the 'innocent' man.

"Of course not I was j--"

"Hey guys start saying your prayers 'cause this babe is a big one!" Kisame bellowed from a short distance. Could this day get any worse?!

"Wha--" Deidara was cut off when an enormous wave fell on top of himself and Sasuke. Yeahhh it definitely got worse.

Sasuke was lucky enough to grab hold of that rope hanging from up high, because unfortunately Deidara was--

CRACK

Deidara broke the wooden railing extremely hard with the side of his body, falling into the icy cold water beneath him.

Pein cupped his hands around his mouth,"MAN OVERBOARD!"

"HELP!" Deidara hoped he wasn't going to die. Sadly, he didn't think he was going to make it back.

"Just forget it he's a goner!" Kisame yelled over the pressuring wind.

SPLASH

Sasuke had jumped straight into the ocean water, searching for--what he called--a 'yellow head'.

Found him, he thought. He swam over to the half-breathing blonde. Was he ok?

The raven reached the teen, wrapping his arm tightly around his waist as to make sure he wouldn't disappear into the depths of the ocean.

Pein ran over to the broken railing, deciding whether or not he should save them both, or if he should turn around and forget this whole thing ever happened. He sighed, not believeing the decision he had made.

"Someone get me a life preserver NOW!" Tobi came running frantically in a matter of seconds, holding a preserver against his chest.

"Tobi got one for Pein, Tobi good boy!" Pein growled furiosly at the idiotic man, snatching the object away from him.

He grabbed a long piece of rope, attaching it to the preserver, and aiming it towards Sasuke's direction.

"Sasuke CATCH!" He threw the round object at the raven, who was waiting for a savior to come and get him.

Sasuke placed the life preserver through himself, till having a death grip arond the blonde's waist.

"Man you guys gotta lose some weight," he muttered to himself, grunting everytime he pulled onto the rope.

THUMP THUMP

Both men (who were soaked from head to toe) made it back safely onto the ship, thanks to Pein.

"Well," Sasuke chuckled, looking up at the older man,"I thought you were gonna leave us there to die."

"If you tell anyone I saved you, I'll murder you," Pein gave him a death glare as he spoke.

Sasuke held his hands up in defense,"Ok fine."

Sasori came running up to them, a frown on his face.

"Are you ok Uchiha?" he questioned monotonously. Sasuke nodded.

"Deidara," Sasuke laughed lightly,"get your lazy ass up," He paused his laughter, looking at the still figure that lay on the floor. Sasori brushed away the wet hair stuck onto Deidara's face.

Sasori was the first to react, getting down on his knees and turning the teen over.

"Deidara?" Sasori asked worriedly. Pein and Sasuke watched, their hearts pounding at the sight before them.

Sasori held the blonde up with his right arm, and used his left hand to check the pulse on his neck.

"Fuck," Sasori cursed under his breath,"Think fast."

Sasuke, nervously watching the scene, made an unknown sound as Sasori pressed his lips against Deidara's.

"Holy. Shit." Pein whispered, astounded. The raven smirked, looking at the way the redhead performed CPR.

Cough Cough

Deidara coughed uncontrollably inside of Sasori's moist cavern. Sasori backed away, helping the blonde stop coughing by patting him softly on the back.

"Are you ok?" Deidara looked up at him.

"D-Did you just...?" Deidara blushed a tomato red as Sasori smiled warmly at him.

"Only 'cause I did CPR," Sasori placed Deidara's left arm around his neck,"Let me help you get up."

Deidara nodded sheepishly, standing up simultaneously.

"AHH!"

Sasori stopped, turning his head to look at the blonde.

"What's wrong?" Sasori asked with concern.

Deidara gulped, screaming in utter pain as he clutched the side of his stomach.

"Dude!" Sasuke panic yelled. Sasori shook his head calmly.

"His ribs," he paused to pick up Deidara bridal style,"are broken on the side."

"Ahh--goddamn it..." Deidara whispered, his head falling back weakly.

"I'll be back, make sure to tell me when we've arrived to the frikin place,"

Sasuke and Pein nodded, watching the redhead jump directly in front of a door that was halfway across the ship and enter it.

Then... Silence. Dead silence. At least Sasuke had the balls to break it.

"W-What just happened?" Sasuke asked, his eyes wide opened. Pein slowly shook his head from side to side.

"I...don't know,"

Sasuke gasped lightly and looked at the man with a hint of excitement.

"Give you one guess," he asked knowingly to Pein.

"Yeah?" Pein turned his head to the side,"What is it?"

"I'll bet you my dick Sasori likes him," Sasuke grinned at the change of expression on Pein's face.

"No need to bet your dick," Pein looked from Sasuke, to the door, and back to Sasuke again with a rare smile," because I think your right."

There you go guys! I hope I put their 'personalities' in this the way I was supposed to... If you even know what I mean... Anyways! Thank you for reading, but unfortunately I won't be writing any more chapters until the end of spring break which is going to end in... about a week... -gives a nervous face to everyone as they glare angrily at me- I'm sorry but i'm going to the Fair in Miami-Dade, The Ritz-Carlton with my mom, Busch Gardens in Tampa, FL, AND a frikin hotel! AHH HELP ME! So yes I apologize for the long wait that awaits you... Love you please review! XD RHYMING ROX! Love you LeiseFlustern... and Darkalbino XD!!!!!!