REVAMPED.

Edited into story format, second official story, blah blah blah. Enjoy.

DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OWN.

One fateful day, la-di-da-di-da, Zim was walking to his base from the WRETCHED skool he now had more reason to hate. Today, Dib had ruined his wig by dousing the fibers in juice at lunch, and now he was sticky. He cursed under his breath thinking about it, and kept plodding on.

Oh, Dib-beast, I will get you if it's the last thing I do…

He heard footsteps behind him, and hissed, "Dib-stink…if you dare to invoke my wrath again, I swear to my Tallest I will skewer you with a pak leg before you can say 'brain meats'."

A shrill voice (fatefully) pierced the air, one that was DEFINITELY not Dib's.

"ZOMG!!! HE TALKED! I LURVE YOU, ZIM!!!"

Clearly, this person did not know or care that Zim had just issued a death threat. He turned around and saw a female filthy hyoomun (or in other words a human girl).

"Who are you!?!" Zim shrieked.

The unknown person replied, "I'm-"

"Who are you!?!" Zim screamed again, quite paranoid.

"I'm Jelly, fangirl of the Invader Zim fandom and SOOO glad you noticed me!"

"Eh?"

"A FANGIRL! A girl that loves a particular thing and is a fan of that thing!"

"Uh…"

"I know, so weird, right?" The Jelly-human giggled for no apparent reason.

"Stop being so happy! You remind me of my SIR-I mean dog, Gir!"

"OMG! GIR! I love him too! Oh, but not the way I love YOU, Zim." Jelly proceeded to flutter her eyes at him. Zim's eye twitched involuntarily.

Zim felt it best not to ask what a 'fandom' was, but instead asked, "Does Dib have -eye twitch- fangirls?"

Jelly responded with a cheery, "Of course he does! But not as many as you."

Zim was confused by this and stated, "But…you're only one hyoomun…"

Jelly giggled and didn't say anything, only whistled.

Zim watched in terror and shock, mouth popping open and eyes widening past the contacts, as fangirls by the ton rushed into the immediate area.

Jelly saluted them and yelled, "Atten-hut! Now, bow to the lord of smexiness, ZIM!!!"

The fangirls jumped to a bowing position and cried, "We love you, lord of smexiness!"

Jelly smiled, pleased with the adoration, and declared, "You see Zim, we all love you. Now, if you would grant us your eternal willingness to be our smexy lord, we'd all be content to worship you as we please."

Zim thought about it, he would be able to conquer the world AND have battle squadrons at his every command with this many hyoomuns on his side… Zim closed his mouth, adopted a triumphant expression, and straightened up. "Fine. I will be your "lord of smexiness". Now will you follow me?"

The fangirls suddenly got strange expressions on their faces like they were going to eat him. "Not yet. First, you have to prove your promise," they chanted in unison.

Jelly took this moment to pipe up, "Hey, did you guys bring the pudding as planned? And the chocolate syrup? And the whipped cream?"

A random fangirl shouted, "Yeah!"

Jelly smiled evilly and uttered the words that made Zim's triumphant expression turn into fear…"Perfect."

So how'd I do? Review! Review! Oh, and feel free to post predictions about what's gonna happen in the next chappie...and suggestions are always welcome. :D squee~

Chibi-san