Authors Note: I do not own Code Geass, the original version of this song, or anything else for that matter. They all belong to respective owners.

C.C. Boss

It was just one of those days within the confines of the Black Knights base. Ohgi was off reminiscing about some chick that dumped him. Tamaki was, well being Tamaki. The bridge bunnies (forgot there names and yes that is an actual term sadly enough) were doing there best to hide from him, and his strange advances. Whats left of the Chiba, Tohdoh and seemingly half the Black Knights army were off in the lounge area having a Tekken tournament (By the way Chiba is winning and Tohdoh is sad about it). As for Lelouch and Kallen, there were in a bit of a pickle, or in this case pepporoni.

"Lelouch, what are we gonna do now!" Yelled Kallen through her teeth.

"I don't now, it wasn't me who ate the last slice."

"Excuse me Mr. I Think We Have Enough!"

"Your one to talk Mrs. We Can Spare One More Box!"

"You little!"

"Quiet, do you seriously want to wake her up, with nothing to eat!"

"Let her! It's not like she can't stand a day without pizza. She's an immortal witch for goodness sake!"

Lelouch looks at Kallen, dumbstruck by her comment "Kallen, remember the last time we ate the last box of pizza!"

Slowly, the cogs of Kallen's mind began to turn. Within it was a small movie projector, and on the screen were Kallen's memories of the last time they had eaten all of C.C.'s pizza. Half crazed with the lack of pizza, C.C. Had somehow stolen the Guren start up key from Kallen, and had nearly destroyed half of the bases equipment, along with the surrounding city. It took almost the effort of both Black Knight and Chinese Federation armies to bring her back. The damage was so tremendous, the christened the day as Green Friday. "Oh dear god."

"Exactly",said Lelouch "Now what we need to do is....." suddenly they heard a loud groan from there right. From within the tangled mess of bed sheets rose.....

"C.C. BOSS!!!!!!" They Yelled in unison.

I HAVE THE MUNCHIESSSS

craaaAAAAPPPPPPPP

Yes you are caught crap out of luck

Now that I'm hungry you shall pay for my lunch

You shall pay for my bill and ill eat it up

Get your credit card and call them right now!

Lelouch jumps in front of Kallen

wait waIT WAIT YOU Pizza Succubus

we challenge you to an eat off

give us one chance to eat your socks offf

crap crap craaap

the witches code prevents me from declining an eat off challenge

what are your terms whats the ca-a-atch

Lelouch contemplates for a moment

if we win you must take your lazy ass and clean your room and also you must pay back all your tabs

and what if i win

you can take Kallen as your slave

Kallen looks at him stupidly

WHAT

Listen to me Kallen its the only way

What the hell are you talking about lelouch!

to be your little bitch

fine let the eat off begin!!! HAHAHAHA

Suddenly Tamaki and Ohgi run in caring large tables, and massive amounts of pizza

"She planned this didn't she?" Asked Kallen

"Most likely"

"Bastard." Kallen then punches Lelouch in the shoulder

"Ow! What the Hell....right."

I AM CC I LOVE PIZZA

Check this deep dish its soo tasty

I'm CC I can do what i WANT

whatevers here im gonna stuff

theres not a eat off I've ever lost,

i can't wait to take Kallen with me

to buy me pizza and turn on the TV

ill make her poor like an intern on TV!

Lelouch jumps in front of a discouraged Kallen

NOOOOO

C'mon Kallen we can do this

Theres just no way that we can win

shes like a blackhole

Listen to me kallen

she eats so much because shes not a mortal being

dammnit Kallen

Shes gonna make you her Bank slave

Your gonna drown in deep dept

Noooo

unless bust out a monster munchies craze

Lu weve been through so much crap

At least you dont a have a yaoi boy trying to suck your...

Makes sure "he's" not around

LU!!

Sorry but now its time munch this sucka dowwwwnnn

C'mon Kallen its time to munch down

I hear you Lulu its time to munch down

light up the stage cause to time to get take out

We'll bend you over and take you to vomit town

eww

now its time to blow this sucka down

Shes gonna bankrupt me if we do not munch down

Lelouch pulls out an empty wallet

Yeah look at me

C'mon Kallen cause its time to munch down

We'll pile drive ya its time for a snack run

hey immortal witch, undying queen

we know your weakness, its cheesekun

We rocked Narita, and blew your mind

we will defeat you for our credit lines

you hold the slicer we hold the plate

you are the immortal we are Knights

We are the knights, We are the knights,

We are the knights, We are the knights,

We are the knights, We are the knights,

We are the knights, We are the knights,

We are the knights, We are the knights,

We are the knights, We are the knights,

We are the knights, We are the knights,

We are the knights, We are the knights,

We are the knights!

You guys are freakin lame, c'mon Kallen your c'mon with me

taste Bankruptcy little one

noooo

LELOUCH HAS STOLED THE CHEESEKUN

"AHH CHEESEKUN GIVE ME BACK MY CHEESEKUN!" Yelled C.C.

Lelouch held Cheesekun high and yelled "FROM WENCE YOU CAME YOU SHALL REMAIN UNTILL YOU ARE COMPLETE AGAINNN!"

".....what the hell was that" Asked Kallen

"Don't know saw it in a movie once." As he and Kallen ran from C.C.

Authors Note 2: Oh dear Philippines, you do strange things to me.