SONYA & SIERRA IN TWILIGHT!
Chappy 3: Bella Swan ,toaster and Cullens
Disclaimer: Twilight is not owned by us and only Sonya and Sierra are ours
(note from bexi13 -sorry to all Bella fans but gotta love the humor of it all)
THE NEXT DAY!
"Sleep well girls?" Esme asked, while she was cooking them breakfast.
"Yeah, thanks," Sierra muttered.
"No," Sonya said
The girls headed to the living room/hallway.
"what sup Son?" Sierra asked.
"Well i don't know how you could sleep here," Sonya began. "I mean we're in the wrong story and there's seven vampires WHO don't sleep!"
"You're such a worry guts," Sierra moaned. "c'mon- we've read the books- the Cullen's don't eat humans,"
"yeah but what book have we entered in," Sonya pointed out. "and what if them three vampires- the evil ones are still alive. What does our blood smell like?"
"oft! You're confusing me!" complained Sierra.
"Breakfast's ready!" called Esme.
The girls hurried through to the usually unused kitchen. A slam of a car door told them that one of the vampires had came home. Edward walked in followed by, Sonya's heart missed a beat or two, Bella Swan.
Sonya Pov
What! No wait don't think Sonya- he can read your mind....
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"Bella- this is Sonya and her friend Sierra," Edward told a curious Bella.
"Hello," Bella said quietly. "why are you here?"
"Beats us," Sonya replied as calmly as she could mange. "all we know is that we're in the wrong story,"
Bella looked confused. Sierra let out a quiet hiss as Rosalie came in holding Emmett's hand.
Sierra Pov
I hate that little witch! I have to kill her! But how? The only way is to rip a vampire to pieces and i can't do that? Sonya won't help. She'll probably say we're not meant to alter the story...
Think again Sierra....
Sonya Pov
I have to – no wait i can't think these thoughts.
I'm gonna explain what she doesn't want to think-
I have to kill Bella Swan. But how? She's human so it won't be to hard. Maybe i could blow her up or something....
Back to the story.
"What are we gonna do after breakfast?" Sierra asked.
"I'd like to go get some explosives," Sonya joked. "Nah only joking i;d like to go for a walk just to figure things out,"
Alice rushed in.
"Edward! I've just seen something horrible!" she gasped.
"C'mon Sierra! We won't be long," Sonya cried quickly.
She pushed Sierra away from her half eaten breakfast.
"hey!" protested Sierra. "That was good, lettme go back for more!"
"No!" Sonya snapped. "Cause we're dead if we go back now,"
"BUT IM HUNGRY" Sierra screamed as she was pulled out of the room by Sonya
"I don't care do you want to help me plot a murder or not?"
"Rosalie's?" Sierra said suddenly hopeful
"No Bella's" Sonya said
Sierra though about this for all of 1.2 seconds before saying "OK"
" What have you got in mind" Sonya said seeing her friends expression
"Well we all know that Bella is accident prone right"
"Right"
"So all we got to do is make it look like an accident ,she dies and we don't get murdered by vamps"
"How, genius"
"Follow me" Sierra said and she and Sonya walked back out of the woods and into the house and upstairs but not before Sierra had gotten a stack of toast and for some reason the toaster
"Sierra why have you got a toaster ?" Sonya asked she was beginning to wonder about her friends mental health
"Its part of my plan" Sierra said as they walked into the training room
Sierra looked out of the window and saw just what she wanted Bella unprotected ,Edward was nowhere to be seen.
Very carefully Sonya took the toaster and leaned out of the window and very cautiously dropped it with two weights that Sierra threw out after it.
They collided with Bella's head and her brain went every where
"well now the Voulturi can have a look at her brain to see what was wrong with it" Sonya said
Edward walked out of the kitchen to the back yard and the girls forced themselves to think about training so as not to give the game away .
For some unknown reason Miley Cyrus walked in on this scene and Sierra's temper got the better of her and she picked up the biggest weight in the room and chucked it out of the window where it collided with Miley's head and she died (too bad lets have a party)
Edward found the weights that had been through down with the toaster and since no one had seen that coming not even Alice he assumed they had come down with the Miley killer and no one got in trouble for that.
The toaster was harder to get cleared but in the end Edward decided that it must have fallen out of the other kitchen on the top floor (its a big house it can have two kitchens) so Sonya and Sierra got away with murder, I mean who would suspect two sweet ,lost ,Scottish lassies of murdering Bella? The answer: no one.
So the rest of the day went past in a frenzy of training and in Sonya's case trying not to let Sierra pick a fight with Rosalie or for some reason the micro-wave after it wouldn't make her an over large packet of "fries"
Sonya pov
Honestly I think Sierra's turning into a nut-case, not that she wasn't before but still it's got worse since we've come here or maybe i'm just noticing now how much of a nut-case she is.
Normal.
" Honestly Sierra you are a nut case the Micro-wave needs to be plugged in before it'll work!" Sonya said
" I knew that" Sierra said
" No you didn't" Edward said as he walked in he sounded like he was going to cry if vampires could do that ,but they cant
" Here let me help you with those tears " Sierra said and with that she walked over to the tap and sprayed Edwards eyes with water so it looked like tears " there you go!" she said
Edward was about to say something when Emmett and Rosalie walked in and Rosalie said
" Edward why are you all wet?"
Edward gestured at Sierra who put on a very fake smile the kind that say I don't like you get out of my life please!and it took a lot of Rosalies self control to stop herself eating Sierra and Sonya . If Emmett hadn't been there she probably would have, but Emmett like these "humans" so she'd just have to put up with them for a while
Ok thats the chappy any suggestions about what might happen next?? heh heh anyway review people ,see just click the button and tell us what you think!