"Naruto.. Oh yes.. RIGHT THERE!" Sasuke Uchiha screamed, despite the fact the walls were thin as paper. On the other side of those paper-thin walls, Sakura, Ino and Hinata had their ears pressed against the wall. All three of them blushing a deep red. Banging had begun in Naruto and Sasuke's room. "I thought.. they were just friends!" Ino whispered quietly to both the girls.

-

Hinata nodded, shocked to be hearing this. Sakura's eyes were watering as she thought about how much Sasuke had seemed to like girls, but now she knew.. He was gay. "We.. have to keep this a secret.." Sakura said, exasperated. Ino looked at her wildly.

-

"What?! Keep this a secret? B-b-but.. It would be horrible if we kept this juicy piece of information to ourselves, eh?" Ino pushed the subject.

-

The banging grew louder, as did the screams. "Uh.. Guys..?" hinata asked Ino and Sakura while the two argued about whether or not to keep Sasuke and Naruto's orgy a secret. Hinata listened more closely and she could hear more than two people breathing in the other room. "Guys..." She tried again, but to no prevail. There was moaning from at least 4 different people now. "Ino! Sakura!" Hinata whispered loudly, causing the arguing girls to shut up and look at her incredulously.

-

Hinata blushed. "Sorry.. I-I.. T-there's more than just.. uh.. Naruto.. and Sasuke over there.." Ino and Sakura pressed their ears against the wall again. "Hey.. I know that moan..." Ino gasped. "Ino? Hey ino! Who is it?" Ino mouthed the name. "She..ka..Mar..oo.. Shekamaroo..OH MY GOD SHIKAMARU!"

-

A hand clasped over Sakuras mouth. "Shh!" Sakura looked up to see who silenced her and was surprised to see Neji. "Neji?! This..isn't what it looks like..?" Ino tried. "Be quiet stupid girl. I know what you're doing." He glanced at hinata. "I can't believe you're in on this too." Hinata blushed again.. deepening it to a tomato red.

"N-neji.."

"Save it. Let's get this over with." He released his hold on Sakura and sat down next to them. "Ok......" The three girls replied, slightly uneasy and still confused as to why Neji appeared.

-

The bangs and moans on the other side of the wall grew to a maximum volume and Hinata passed out because of hearing it. Her mouth was foaming and nobody seemed to care.

"Oh my gosh. How long are they gonna go at it?"

"I'm not sure.. But did we ever find out who the other guy was?"

"No.. I don't think so.."

"What?! There are four of them?"

"Yes, Neji. It's an all out gay orgy over there. Would you like to go join them?"

"Shut up Ino. Everyone knows neji isn't gay."

"..."

"Oh my god. Neji YOU'RE GAY?!"

"SHH!"

"Sakura!! Neji is gay! I knew it! He had to be gay, he has better hair than WE DO!"

"That doesn't make him gay.. it means he likes to take care of his hygiene.. A lot.. With flowery shampoo..... oh.. my.. you are gay!"

"Will you two shut the hell up!"

"Ooh, we're so scared.. Don't hit us with your purse!"

"Ino... ahahahaha!!!! SHUT UP!! ahahahah! You're gonna get killed!"

"Oh really? By mr. Man bag?"

"At least I can get a man!"

"ooooohhhh."

"Pardon?"

"You heard me.. At least when I fuck a man.. He stays."

"Ohhhh shit. Damn. Pwned. Royally."

"They do stay. They stay all night long. Ask your dad."

"MY DAD IS DEAD."

"...."

"....."

"..."

"OWNED."