Woo, okay, it's been forever and a day, I know. Hi again! It's your friendly neighbourhood fanboy! Yeah, that creepy too. I have to apologise for many things, firstly, for not uploading this when it was bloody WRITTEN almost four months ago, and also for it only being a partial. Yeah, that's right. There isn't any lemon in this half-assed chapter. I cried too. It's okay.

Thing is, I got another review today, so I thought "Aw, nibble this, man- upload it and be done!" No, I didn't actually think "nibble this", but I try to keep my comments PG-ish. My thought was more in line with "fuck this, man". Oh. Well, I'll be. There goes the PG rating. Eh. And so, onwards with this rather pathetically written partial!

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, TEME!?"

Naruto had been woken by a very heavy, half naked Uchiha landing on him. Not only that, but judging by the Uchiha's expression, he had been drugged.

"Uhhh...." Sasuke moaned lazily, cheeks darkening in obvious mortification.

Naruto stared. And stared. And stared. And was about to scream something else, when he was hit over the back of the head with something heavy. The blonde fell forward on top of Sasuke, unconscious. The Uchiha glared up at Gaara, who released the hard clump of sand from his control, letting it flow back into the streams that surrounded them.

"We have to get rid of him. He will compromise our reputations."

Sasuke, now in much better control of himself, managed to snort derisively. As if he was going to let eyeliner get rid of his blonde. No, the dark-haired avenger had a better idea. He pushed the heavy Uzumaki boy off him and pulled his pants back on, glaring a little as Gaara leered.

"I saw you watching him, so don't deny it. You wanted him. Now you just want to kill him?"

The redhead tilted his head to the side, narrowing his eyes slightly, gazing at Naruto's prone form.

"That would be a waste, true. What do you suggest, Uchiha?"

Sasuke stood, flinching slightly as pain shot down his spine. Stupid rough eyeliner freak... He glared at the aforementioned Wind ninja, who simply smirked. What he wouldn't give to snap that pretty neck...

Storing the murderous emotions for when he had the panda-eyed genin at his mercy - and his Uchiha pride assured him that time would be soon- the dark-haired boy pondered the situation at hand.

"Depends... Have you got any rope?"

Naruto announced his consciousness to the world with a drawn-out moan. Usually, he would have grumbled and muttered incoherent curses on the rest of existence, but this time, he woke up feeling good. Despite his arms being twisted in an awkward position and his neck painfully cramped from the way his head had been resting on his chest, something felt...

Really good.

Opening bleary eyes, he saw why.

Sasuke Uchiha even had the audacity to blush, before continuing to slowly stroke the disoriented blonde, feeling the length in his grip harden with every passing moment.

For once, the Uzumaki took stock of his surroundings before reacting. He was tied to a tree. The location of his pants and underwear was open to discussion, as they were most definitely not on his lower body. And Sasuke was—the teme was—he—

A soft monotone cut into his thoughts, and Naruto flicked his gaze over fast enough to catch a redheaded teenager mid eye-roll. Gaara

"Get on with it Uchiha, this is taking too long."

There were two of them? For the love of ramen— what the fuck was this?

The redhead drew closer, tired of his view, and brushed slim fingers through a few unruly locks of the captive Uzumaki's hair, admiring the gilded yellow. Impossibly bright. Surely it had to be dyed? Naruto flinched a little at the gentle touch, but recovered quickly to resume his loud, struggling protests.

Sasuke, sneering at the Sand-nin's comment, dropped to his knees in front of his teammate, blatantly ignoring the girlish scream as he ran his tongue lightly down to the base of Naruto's erection.

Oh no! That's the end! And it's that annoying dude writing bad words at the end of the story! Review if you want. It might convince me to write some decent pr0n, who knows?