Entry 15:

I have made a most horrible discovery. Heels are a terrible, malicious, vicious invention. Why? WHY?

Because when she wears them, Natalia ends up being taller than me.

And that is just not cool.

As if my life had to get any worse, now I'm stupidly short. I bet it's Luke's fault. I bet be stole my height energy. Damn it.

Entry 16:

PEOPLE OF SMALL STATURE DO NOT NECESSARILY HAVE SMALL—WELL. NOT ALL OF US CAN BE FREAKING MAMMOTHS.

Entry 17:

WHAT THE HELL, HOW IS MY SWORD COMPENSATION? I'LL SHOW YOU COMPENSATION, YOU—

Why does everything on the freaking planet have a double meaning. Just. Why.

Entry 18:

Today I talked with Natalia. About big and important things. Like politics and genetics and abominations of this fair world, (Guy and Luke, and although she did not agree with me, I know she was just being polite) and while this was going on, I sort of—

MMMMMMM…

Entry 19:

Yeah, that's right, I held her hand. And it might have been just to help her up that cliff at first, but. But.

Oh, yeah.

I won.

Entry 20:

MONSTER RAID MY ASS, HOW IS HAVING MIEU BREATH FIRE ON ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE, HUH?

Oh, Guy. If only you were still my servant. Maybe I could order you to put yourself through a meat grinder, or—

No, wait. He's just being a sore loser. Obviously. Because, you know, I won.

Ha-de-freaking-ha.

Entry 21:

Much as I lo—

God damn it.

Entry 22:

Dear Natalia,

Sorry about running off in the middle of the night, but my joining your party was sort of—not really supposed to happen, and I—have things to do.

I hope you'll—

Entry 23:

Dear Natalia,

You know that I love you more than anything else in the world, don't you? You know that I'd—

You know that I'm dying for you, don't you—

Entry 24:

Dear Natalia,

I have to take care of some things now. I trust you will convey the news to everyone.

Make sure you work on your defensive stance. Have Tear show you how to do it properly.

—Asch

P.S. You could never be anything less than a princess.

Entry 25:

Guy,

If you start courting Natalia after I'm dead, I am going to be so pissed off.

—Asch

(fin)