Kanna: My first ever Ouran High School Host Club story!! Ok, this is not the real story, just the cast listing. The first chapter will be uploaded soon though!! Thanks!!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything, not the Moulin Rouge or Ouran High School Host Club.

The Ouran Rouge

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and to be loved in return…

Cast:

Satine: Haruhi Fujioka

"Come and get me boys…"

Christan: Hikari Hitachlin

"Thank you, for curing my ridiculous obsession with love!!"

The Duke: Tamaki Suou

"And in the end should someone die?"

Toulouse-Lautrec: Mitsukani "Hunny" Haninozuka

"He has HUGE talent!!"

Harold Zidler: Kyoya Ootori

"The show must go on…"

The Unconscious Argentinean: Takashi "Morinozuka

"You don't have to wear that dress tonight…"

Nini Legs in the Air: Renge Houshakuji

"This ending is silly!! Why would the Courtesan go with the penniless writer? Oops, I mean penniless sitar player!"

"First there is desire, the passion, and then suspicion! Jealously!! Anger!!! Betrayal!!!! When love is for the highest bidder there can be no trust. Without trust, there is NO LOVE!! Jealously… will drive you… MAD!!"

Kanna: There you have it!!

Kaoru: Where's me? 

Kanna: I'm so sorry Kaoru!! There are no more good roles, but you will stay with me and help me write!!

Kaoru: Ok!! Please review so Kanna can know if anyone likes the idea.

Kanna: Yes please!!