Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Author's notes: This was absolutely the first thing I thought of when I randomly decided to write a nonsense series based on the show Naruto, at a typical high school, or not so typical considering some of the characters. I mean, seriously, this practically wrote itself.

p.s. This is just going to be a series of oneshot humor situations, and I just thought it would be a good thing in place of a journal, which I could never write in. Some of this stuff is most definitely going to be based on stuff that happens to me at school. Hopefully, I can remember all of it and write it down before I forget it each day.

R&R.

Mathematics

Sakura plopped down into her seat, sighing. Sasuke hadn't said "hi" to her this morning, even after she said "hi" to him. It was starting to become frustrating.

"Hey, Naruto, catch!"

A Nerf football hit the side of Sakura's head. Instantly, pain clouded over her vision, and she felt the tears starting to form. She squinted up at a sheepish Naruto, who was instantly by her side when he saw her get hit.

"BAKA, Naruto!" she hissed. "That hurt like hell!"

Naruto rubbed the back of his neck, uncomfortable. "Sorry, Sakura-chan. I meant to catch it, but-"

Sakura glared daggers at the blond boy.

"Well, it's not my fault Kiba can't throw straight!" Naruto whined.

She wrinkled her nose in distaste. "Just don't do it again…" She warned. "…or else."

Naruto blanched. Message received.

"Naruto, aren't you gonna throw the football back?! I'm dying to catch a pass here!" Kiba yelled from across the classroom.

Sakura silently handed the football back to the blond and he enthusiastically started playing catch with the dog.

"Hey Kiba, go long!" Naruto shouted out above the noise of the classroom.

He threw the football perfectly and it looked like Kiba was about to catch it when…

…it hit Kurenai-sensei squarely in the face, as she opened the classroom door and walked in.

"Errr…Kurenai-sensei…I'm really, really sorry. I was about to catch that, but your face kinda got in the way…" Kiba floundered helplessly.

"UZAMAKI, INUZAKA, PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE NOW!!!!"

Both boys exited the room, unwilling to face the wrath of their sensei, who was now turning tomato-red and looked as if she had steam literally coming out of her ears.

Sakura rolled her eyes. First day, and the two idiots already got in trouble.

Next Day

Sakura frowned to herself. Sasuke still hadn't said "hi" to her this morning.

All of a sudden, a football hit her in the side of the head. What the hell. It was déjà vu all over again. This time Sakura didn't hesitate. She punched Naruto halfway across the room.

"Sakuraaa…" Naruto whined. "You didn't have to hit me that hard."

The blond was now sporting a nosebleed and Sakura looked at her artwork, satisfied.

"Well, you two shouldn't be playing football in the classroom. Kurenai-sensei already busted you yesterday. She's not going to hesitate in doing it again." She warned.

Naruto shrugged and went back to his game.

Five minutes later, Kurenai-sensei walked into the room and snapped. "Uzamaki, Inuzaka, still playing ball in my class, I see. Principal's office. Now."

"Yes m'am." Kiba grinned cockily at Kurenai-sensei. "We'll go immediately."

Naruto grinned widely at Kiba. "Yes, let's."

The two boys walked out of the room together with their heads together, whispering intently as if they shared a big secret that no one else knew.

Next Day

Sakura slid into her seat, dejected. That's right. You guessed it.

She had enough sense to duck this time. "Naruto, what the hell?! Isn't getting sent to the principal's office twice enough for you, or did the punishment not make it all the way to what little you have of a brain?" she asked sarcastically.

"We just like playing ball," Naruto grinned.

This time Kurenai-sensei didn't even look up. "Uzamaki, Inuzaka, principal's office."

The two of them walked out of the classroom obediently.

"What is up with them?" Sakura wondered to herself. There was no way that they could actually like getting punished so much, could they?

The pink-haired kunoichi decided that she would find out herself what was going on with the two class idiots.

At lunchtime, Sakura walked down to the principal's office. She hadn't been down this corridor yet this year and just barely managed to not get lost in the huge school.

Before she could knock on the door of the principal's office, the door swung open.

"Oh, I'm sorry. Were you coming here to see me? I'm the new principal here, and I've just been so busy with paperwork and junk that the last one left for me. It's been completely hectic, and a lot of kids have been sent down here in the past couple of days too. Was there something you needed?"

Sakura stared.

Standing before her was a very pretty blonde lady with her hair in pigtails and black high-heeled shoes. She didn't look anything like a principal. The lady looked young and surprisingly non-irritable. But the most surprising thing was that she had breasts. Huge breasts. And they weren't covered in the least by the very low-cut top she had on. In fact, the top was so low-cut that Sakura could tell that she didn't have a bra on. Not even a strapless.

Those perverts.

R&R.