A/N: Who loves Sycomomo stories?
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A/N: Thank-you all for your nice reviews and thanks to Dio who commented annoymously its glad to find another Lisa/Rod shipper :D
"Daddy. I wish I could have a happy ending too" Maggie told Homer.
If it wasn't for the cookies he found in Bart's treehouse and Disney's hidden adult humour. Homer might have blown his head off with the shotgun he found under Bart's pillow by now. This was the tenth time Maggie and he watched the same movie in the row. Every time it ended he wished she would go away to play with her friends. But Maggie didn't have any friends. Everyone her age tried to beat her up. Homer being the father he was tried to stop the bullies but only got beat up himself. Maggie beat every one of them to the ground causing them to go to the hospital ending in a suspension. This was why she was home when she could be suffering another one Ms. Karbappel's teachings.
"Honey, happy endings aren't real there long commitments with nagging wives"
As if on cue Marge yelled at him to take out the trash. Ignoring Marge, He picked up Maggie and placed her on his lap.
"Look at Bart and Jessica they seemed a match made in hell but they didn't last and now Bart is hitting on Flanders"
Maggie looked confused. Wasn't it Lisa and Rod not Bart and Ned?
"If a guy asks you to go fishing always say no he's only after one thing like Noah from The Notebook"
"They weren't fishing"
"But Bart and Ned are"
Maggie couldn't help but laugh. Homer was so clueless about his children sometimes. But it was for the best if Homer was to ever find out that Lisa was dating Rod.. Well he might freak out. Maggie smiled. Enjoying the rare moment of talking with Homer. Why was she so afraid to bond with him before?
"What if a guy asks for a pencil?" Maggie asked. Thinking about Gerard in her class.
"Does he drop the pencil or taps you on the shoulder?"
"Drops the pencil"
Homer laughed. Remembering using the same trick to win the ladies.
"He's looking at your big adorable Simpson butt"
Maggie's eyes winded. "What?"
"Do I have to explain everything to you? I'm going to Moe's"
But he wasn't going to Moe's... Homer looked both ways before he slipped out of the house.
"Homer the trash!"
But he was already gone.
"Are we having fun yet?" Bart asked boredly.
Whatever possessed him to ask Ned to go fishing for a distraction gave him back his body for the action. Sure it was funnier going fishing with Ned than Homer. But at least Homer brought humour to the boat. Ned brought slilence and evil suspious glares.
"You are now you got a bite" Ned told him.
"Whoa Mama"
Bart had a strange feeling he done this day before. What's that fancy dancy word Lisa used once? Bart couldn't remember but he did remember other things. His slingshot ready in potion to hit both Homer and Spider Pig or Harry Plopper or whatever he named that damn swine. Ned stopped him. Cocoa.. Mmmm Cocoa. Fishing. It all came back to him. Even the part about losing Ned's best pole. But that wasn't going to happen this time. Bart tried his best but the pole ended up in the water again. But Ned wouldn't get mad.
"Oh no my good pole" Ned yelled.
Bart smiled. Waiting for Ned to pat him on the back. But instead he felt Ned's hands around his neck Homer style. Bart chocked. Ned stopped. Bart glared at him.
"What the hell man? What happened to the only time you should lay a hand on a boy is to give him a good old pat on the back?" Bart yelled.
"I'm sorry I don't know what is wrong with me"
Mid life crisis? Rebellious sons?
Bart looked at Ned. He knew what was wrong with him. In fact some may say he's the cause of it. Ned had become more stressed out since Rod changed. From good church boy to a semi rebellious teenager who was currently out with Lisa. Bart looked away shaking off any guilty feelings quick. Bart had to tell him the truth he couldn't lie to him.
Since when?
"The truth about Rod Flanders is-"
He's romantic, He's amazing, and He's Lisa one true love and her lawfully wedded husband.
Wait what?
Rod picked up Lisa in his arms spinning her around in circles then embarrassing her in a kiss. Lisa kissed back not believing for a second what she just did. Lisa was not known for doing something dramatic. But today was different something out of the blue and confidential. Lisa was now Mrs. Lisa Flanders. Her lips left Rod's to break out into laughter. Bart had once made fun of her saying she would be "Lisa Flanders" She had been annoyed then but now couldn't help but smile. It was perfect. Almost like those Disney movies Maggie watches. Who said happy endings aren't real?
"Homer Simpson ma'mn from Sector 7G" Smithers said.
"If you keep making out like that your going to pregnant in no time" Jessica yelled.
Lisa laughed. Not knowing what her future held for her and at the moment she didn't care.
"Maybe would should kiss to break the tension" Martin Prince said.
Jessica looked Martin. What tension? You take a guy to a wedding and they think you love them. Jessica sighed rolling her eyes.
"I rather kiss Todd Flanders" Jessica said.
"Really?"
Jessica turned around to see she was face to face with Todd. He looked at her curiously. He just finished his charity work in the church. Had he seen the wedding? Did he know his brother was married and he had a sister in law?
"I mean I had a crush on you but you were a bad girl you hanged out in our basement instead of going to boarding school"
Jessica sighed. It wasn't her fault she was attractive and bitter. That dumb guys were attracted to her like fat guys were to Krusty Burgers. But Todd? He was a good guy and Jessica hated herself for doing what she was about to do. If this had been a few months ago she would of grabbed Todd making out with no regrets. But since her break up with Bart she was more emotional more prone to being nicer. Strangely putting on weight even with the lack of food in her stomach. What was wrong with her? Jessica looked back at the newlyweds. They looked so happy but that would all change if Todd found out about their secret marriage. Todd kept staring at her waiting for a reply.
Dumb boy can't you see? I don't really like you.
Lisa caught eyes with Jessica who signalled for her to take her car and get out of here. Jessica took a deep breath. Pulling Todd into a kiss. She was surprised he kissed back. Sure Todd was the one she left Bart for long time ago. But the last time she tried to kiss him he pulled away and told his dad her hiding place. She was even more surprised that she actually kind of like it. She heard the car being pulled away yet her lips were still on Todd's. The plan was finished so why won't she pull away?
"Everyone's hooking up with Flanders" Reverend Lovejoy commented.
Jessica pulled away the moment lost. Was there a moment?
"I do not hook up" Jessica said defensively.
The love birds drove away. If making out while skateboarding was hard than driving while making out is just plain torture. But it had its advantages. Especially when neither of them had a licence and the paranoid one was at the wheel. Rod broke the kiss looking at the road.
"Oh my God I can't believe it!" Rod yelled.
"I know were married!" Lisa shouted.
Rod shook his head.
"No I'm driving, how does Bart do this?"
Lisa laughed. "How did Bart do all the things he did at only ten years old. He's a genius in his own corrupted way"
Rod laughed. Driving to focus on the road.
"I'm so paranoid a cop is going to pull me over"
"The cops in this town are too busy eating donuts, Calm down your more paranoid than the Jonas Brothers"
Rod didn't know who the Jonas Brothers were but he knew he didn't want to be like them.
"Where are going?" Lisa asked.
Rod smiled. "You will see"
Lisa was curious where they were going but she trusted Rod to not lead her into a ditch somewhere. Lisa leaned her head against the window. Immediately falling asleep. When she woke up she saw Rod's face smiling at her. Lisa gave him a goofy sleepy smile. He kissed her forehead and opened his door. He walked around opening Lisa's door. Picking her up in his arms he kissed her again this time on the lips. They kissed for awhile.
"Were here"
Lisa looked confused. Rod carried her to a place she remembered a place where all the magic began. Rod led her into the love cave and soon found out what happens when it starts with a kiss.
They walked in awkward silence not knowing what to say. The truth hurt in a cruel, cruel way. They walked a firmller path. The path Bart walked when Milhouse and he got lost. When they tried to find the love cave only for them to- Experiment their own love. Bart shivered though it wasn't cold. Was he so heartless that he was thinking of Milhouse at a time like this? Then again if Milhouse ever learned about Rod and Lisa... Bart shook of that thought. He looked at Ned's pale emotionless face. Ned prayed asking God what he had done wrong to have this happen? It didn't even make sense. Ned didn't know Rod had feelings for Lisa. Maybe if he talked to his son about these things he might have known. What bothered Ned wasn't just because Lisa was a Simpson and Rod was a Flanders. Secretly that did bother him. Two families who had been more like enemies now have children who are dating. They were unequally yoked. Lisa was a Buddhist and Rod was a Christian. That didn't seem right to Ned. The two came closer the the cave. Not knowing Ned was going to get the shock of his life.
"Well tickle me pink that's the cave Maude and I slept in when we were hiding from the rain" Ned said.
It took everything inside of Bart not to burst up laughing. The cruel, cruel irony.
"Really? Did you kiss her?" Bart asked.
By Ned's expression change Bart knew it was true. In a way he was shocked. In another he chuckled.
"You did kiss her! You kissed her and fell in love with her giving her brother the wrong impression hiding from your parents, changing everything about you?" Bart started ranting.
Ned looked at him confused. "What?"
Why can't you just shut up?
"Hey look there's your initials" Bart said pointing towards the cave.
Ned walked up to the cave to look at initials only to be distracted by something else. Ned's eyes winded. He couldn't believe what he saw.
"Sweet diddly"
He cried. Fainting hitting his head on a nearby rock. Bart ran up to the cave but stopped to smirk because of what he saw.
"Well I'll be dammed"
A/N: Thank-you all for reading hopes you enjoyed this chapter! :D