AN/ This is my first ever fanfic so go easy on me. Also I am Anti Twilight so if you don't like it, don't comment bad things (and yes I have read all 4 books) You don't have to review if you don't want to, I'm not going to beg but it would make me smile.
Disclaimer: Darren and Harkat belong to….
Darren Shan: (Jumps up and down) ME!!!!
And Edward belongs to..
Stephen Meyer:…..me?
The_Saddist_Of_Them_All: (nods) Yes
Stephen Meyer: ok…..ME!!
- Edward
PriceD - Darren
Scarred4life - Harkat
(Big, ominous narrators voice) In some unknown chartroom online…..
PrinceD - Want to hear a joke?
Scarred4life - Sure
PrinceD - Stephen Meyer
Scarred4life - ……I don't get it
PrinceD - Hear (E-mails him Twilight)
Scarred4life - (Super fast reads all 4 books) Oh. My. God
PrinceD - Yup (nods)
Scarred4life - (Faints)
Mr. Sparkles - I'm dangerous
PrinceD - Who are you?
Mr. Sparkles -I'm a machonist
PrinceD - EDWARD?!
Mr. Sparkles - Just call me Mr. Danger
PrinceD - Why?
Mr. Sparkles - (Looks to see that no one is around) I've killed people
PrinceD - How many?
Mr. Sparkles - (Completely serious grim face) At. Least. 5.
PrinceD - (Bursts out laughing) ROFL! LMFAO! LOL!
Mr. Sparkles - Danger….
PrinceD - You have SERIOUS problems
Mr. Sparkles - You shouldn't chat with me I'm dangerous
PrinceD - This is kind of annoying
Mr. Sparkles - Danger….DANGER
PrinceD - ………?
Mr. Sparkles - DANGER!!
PrinceD - Dude, your not dangerous
Mr. Sparkles - How do you know?
PrinceD - Because I'm a vampire
Mr. Sparkles - Do you sparkle?
PrinceD - What?
Mr. Sparkles - Do….You…..SPARKEL?
PrinceD - Um….no
Mr. Sparkles - Then your not a vampire, everyone knows REAL vampires sparkle
PrinceD - No, REAL vampires, like me, drink blo-
Mr. Sparkles - STAY AWAY FROM MY BELLA!!!!!!!!!!
PrinceD - What's with the outburst?
Mr. Sparkles - You heard me (Growls)
PrinceD - Don't worry, I wont hurt her
Mr. Sparkles - But I will (breaks down crying "tearless broken sobs")
PrinceD - Why?
Mr. Sparkles - Because I'm dangerous
PrinceD - (groans) Not this again
Mr. Sparkles - (Stops and looks up determined) But I love her (Brakes down again)
PrinceD - OK, enough, this guy has more problems then Steve
PrinceD HAS LOGGED OUT
Mr. Sparkles HAS BEEN SENT TO AN INSAIN ASYLEUM DUR TO EXTENSIVE EMOTIONAL TRAMUA AND MOOD SWINGS