AN/ This is my first ever fanfic so go easy on me. Also I am Anti Twilight so if you don't like it, don't comment bad things (and yes I have read all 4 books) You don't have to review if you don't want to, I'm not going to beg but it would make me smile.

Disclaimer: Darren and Harkat belong to….

Darren Shan: (Jumps up and down) ME!!!!

And Edward belongs to..

Stephen Meyer:…..me?

The_Saddist_Of_Them_All: (nods) Yes

Stephen Meyer: ok…..ME!!

- Edward

PriceD - Darren

Scarred4life - Harkat

(Big, ominous narrators voice) In some unknown chartroom online…..

PrinceD - Want to hear a joke?

Scarred4life - Sure

PrinceD - Stephen Meyer

Scarred4life - ……I don't get it

PrinceD - Hear (E-mails him Twilight)

Scarred4life - (Super fast reads all 4 books) Oh. My. God

PrinceD - Yup (nods)

Scarred4life - (Faints)

Mr. Sparkles - I'm dangerous

PrinceD - Who are you?

Mr. Sparkles -I'm a machonist

PrinceD - EDWARD?!

Mr. Sparkles - Just call me Mr. Danger

PrinceD - Why?

Mr. Sparkles - (Looks to see that no one is around) I've killed people

PrinceD - How many?

Mr. Sparkles - (Completely serious grim face) At. Least. 5.

PrinceD - (Bursts out laughing) ROFL! LMFAO! LOL!

Mr. Sparkles - Danger….

PrinceD - You have SERIOUS problems

Mr. Sparkles - You shouldn't chat with me I'm dangerous

PrinceD - This is kind of annoying

Mr. Sparkles - Danger….DANGER

PrinceD - ………?

Mr. Sparkles - DANGER!!

PrinceD - Dude, your not dangerous

Mr. Sparkles - How do you know?

PrinceD - Because I'm a vampire

Mr. Sparkles - Do you sparkle?

PrinceD - What?

Mr. Sparkles - Do….You…..SPARKEL?

PrinceD - Um….no

Mr. Sparkles - Then your not a vampire, everyone knows REAL vampires sparkle

PrinceD - No, REAL vampires, like me, drink blo-

Mr. Sparkles - STAY AWAY FROM MY BELLA!!!!!!!!!!

PrinceD - What's with the outburst?

Mr. Sparkles - You heard me (Growls)

PrinceD - Don't worry, I wont hurt her

Mr. Sparkles - But I will (breaks down crying "tearless broken sobs")

PrinceD - Why?

Mr. Sparkles - Because I'm dangerous

PrinceD - (groans) Not this again

Mr. Sparkles - (Stops and looks up determined) But I love her (Brakes down again)

PrinceD - OK, enough, this guy has more problems then Steve

PrinceD HAS LOGGED OUT

Mr. Sparkles HAS BEEN SENT TO AN INSAIN ASYLEUM DUR TO EXTENSIVE EMOTIONAL TRAMUA AND MOOD SWINGS