"Celebrity crush, Shia Lebouf is my celebrity crush."- God, why couldn't ask us a different question? Don't get me wrong I love my fans but every time I hear her talking about someone she likes I get the same way. Excessively bitchy, sad, easily annoyed and act like a complete asshole. I've tried to change though. In fact, I've actually made some progress. I can actually listen to her 30 minute dialogue about her going off about either Shia, Nate, Orlando Bloom, Jake Ryan, and whichever other guy she likes.

"…"- she stares at me expectantly. Oh no, she wore the raspberry lipgloss. Why? Last time she wore it I couldn't sleep for about a week. I think im going to have to steal it from her. It makes her lips look delicious, I could stare at her for days without getting tired though I will get pretty hot and heavy. Why is she still staring at me? "what?"

"Demi…are you ok? You've been away for about an hour already."- she paused the video and proceeded with her nagging. If only she knew why I've been so far away… she'd move about 10,000,000 miles away.

"Yeah. Just continue."- She didn't look to convinced but she turned the camera on again.

"Celebrity crush. Mine is definitely Shia Lebouf. He's hot."-of course. The kid is gorgeous, I had to give him props. In a matter of days he'll be all over her. They always did.

"Umm, this is difficult."-I tried in a futile attempt to think of a guy that I haven't talked trash about in front of her.