The Night With Big Boss Man

Tony DiNozzo: This, by popular demand, is the sequel to the Two Peas In The Pod chapter 12… What do you do in public?! So here is a recap… Take it away Abs.

Abby Scuito: Kate, Tony and I got really, really drunk and talked. Tony hadn't realized he handed all his keys to the bartender. So we were all going to my place and we were stopped by the police.

Kate: Where Tony made a remark… Thanks Tony, so we all got taken to the police station and held. Tony called Gibbs as his one phone call. Even though particularly annoyed at being disturbed at midnight, Gibbs said yes to coming to pick us up.

Tony: So, this is where the sequel picks up… Gibbs comes and picks up the kids.

Chapter 1: Driven (up the wall and/or around the bend)

Gibbs was really annoyed. Just to teach the three a lesson he actually drove the speed limit. He was hoping that by the time he arrived… Abby, Kate and Tony would have sobered up a bit. Judging by the way they sounded on the phone that was highly unlikely. Gibbs sighed at the thought.

After 'vouching' for his colleagues he shook his head as they almost stumbled to the car. "You three. Car. Now!" Gibbs was getting annoyed at them already.

"Alright Gibbs," Kate responded.

"Yeah-hey big boss-man," Abby said.

Tony snickered but did try and hide it. Gibbs just glared at his senior field agent. "Getting in the car now Boss," Tony hummed. "Big Boss man… Can't you hear me when I call? Big Boss Man, can't you hear me when I call? You're not so big… You're just tall, that's all," he sung. Gibbs was still glaring at him. "I call…" Tony went to say.

"Shotgun!" Abby yelled.

"Damnit!" Tony cursed out loud.

"Get in the car, DiNozzo!" Gibbs barked as he went to the car.

"On it, Boss," Tony replied automatically.

Gibbs stepped into the vehicle and began driving. It wasn't long until Tony and Kate were moving from side to side in the backseat and going… "Woah… Woah…" they were shouting.

"What the hell are you two doing back there?" Gibbs demanded an answer. He could see them in the backseat in the rearview mirror moving side to side in tandem. Abby began joining in on their movements with exactly the same way. "Abs!" Gibbs barked again.

"This reminds me of the last rollercoaster I went on," Tony said.

Everybody except Gibbs laughed as he turned another corner and everything started up again. This was really starting to get on his nerves. "Shut up!" He shouted again. Gibbs was thankful as everybody in the car went silent.

Tony looked at Kate and Kate looked at Tony before she stared out the window again trying to cover her mouth. "Gibbs is so mean when he's sober," Tony whispered into her ear so quietly.

Kate snorted as she couldn't stop herself from laughing.

"Shh Kate. Gibbs said to be quiet," Tony pleaded. "He's going to get mad," he told her.

"No, I'm not going to get mad," Gibbs said flatly. "Because I am mad," he added.

Tony gave Kate a really worried look and Kate started laughing again. Everything was starting to sound funny. "So does that mean I win?" Abby spoke from the front seat.

"What?" Gibbs asked.

"Can we stop for ice cream?" Tony asked.

"No," Gibbs answered.

"Pizza?" Abby asked.

"No,"

"Taco?" Kate asked.

"No,"

"Beer?" Tony asked.

"No!" Gibbs was really getting annoyed.

"Caf-Pow?" Abby asked.

"No," he replied.

"Coffee?" Tony asked after thinking for awhile.

"No… Look, I'm really getting sick and tired of saying no," Gibbs turned back to concentrate on his driving. It felt like a long way back to his place.

"Boss?" Tony said softly.

"God so help me, DiNozzo if you say you're going to be sick… I'll headslap all the alcohol you've ever had out of your system," Gibbs told him.

"I wasn't going to say that… If you're getting tired of saying no… You can always say yes," Tony said innocently.

Gibbs had never been so relieved to reach his house. It looked like it'd still take awhile for them to sober up. "Now, all of you get out of the car," Gibbs ordered and waited for them to eventually make their way into his house. He had the uneasy feeling that this was going to be one long night. "Doesn't matter," Gibbs mumbled to himself. It really didn't matter. Because come morning, they were really going to pay for it.

A/N 2: Next chapter preview... What can Abby, Tony and Kate get up to that will really annoy Gibbs.