This is what happens when I get bored of studing history XD Tell me what you think :)
'Hey Dems, could you get me some cream?'
Demeter sighed as she received a saucer of cream for her beloved mate, Munkustrap. Sure she loved him with all of her heart, but being married to the leader of the tribe was hard work! She woke up early every morning to serve him his breakfast & she was particularly crabby today because he had kept her awake most of the night with his snoring. How she put up with it was beyond her. She put a fresh plate of mice on the table for him & carried on dusting their den.
'Dems .. these are cold.'
Demeter suddenly stopped dusting & felt a wealth of anger burn inside of her. Was he for real? She had slaved over the fire cooking the mice all morning!
'WELL WHY DON'T YOU TRY COOKING THEM YOURSELF, BIGSHOT. EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP TO MAKE YOU YOUR BREAKFAST, I DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU & FOR WHAT?! GREAT HEAVYSIDE MUNKUS, WHAT AM I, A MATE OR A MAID?!' She threw the dusting cloth to the floor with great force & raced out of the den. Munkustrap's mouth hung open in shock, he had never seen Demeter act this way! 'What was that all about?'
* * *
Tugger yawned & turned on his side, putting his hand out to rest on what he thought would be Bombalurina's waist, but was surprised when there was nothing there. He brushed his hand over where she had lay & smiled. They had settled down for a while now & everything was perfect.
He stretched & grinned as he saw Bombalurina grooming her fur in the mirror of their den. He got up & put his arms around her waist, resting his head on her shoulder.
'Morning Sunshine ..' he said tiredly, rubbing his head against her neck.
'Hey baby.'
She turned round & kissed him sweetly on the lips.
'What're you doing today?' she asked.
'You hopefully!' purred Tugger & slammed her against their dressing table passionately, knocking a bottle of Bombalurina's favourite perfume over. The bottle slowly fell to the ground & shattered into tiny pieces on the floor. Tugger stared at the pile in horror Oh no ..
Bombalurina glanced at the pile & then at Tugger.
'YOU STUPID TOM! DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN SEX?! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE. BAST, THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE PERFUME YOU GREAT POLLICLE!' Bombalurina pushed Tugger's paws away from her waist & stormed to the door.
'HEY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! BOMBS I'M SORRY!'
Bombalurina stopped at the doorway & turned to glare & Tugger & slammed the door behind her.
'Jeez .. talk about time of the month!' he thought.
* * *
Demeter ran hastily to the bonnet of the TSE1 car & sat promptly on the bonnet. Bombalurina noticed her frown & sat next to her sister.
'Deme! Whats up?'
'Hey Bombs .. just .. urgh, you don't wanna know.'
'Oh lemme guess, is it Prince Charming?'
'Prince Charming my ass .. I don't think he even knows who I am anymore.'
'Tell me about it, Rum Tum Stupid smashed my perfume this morning, y'know my favourite one? Because he only wanted .. oh ..' Bombalurina never spoke much about sex to Demeter, because she was her sister. There was always an aura of awkwardness around the subject & neither of them brought it up. Demeter scoffed, she knew exactly what he wanted. She was thrilled at her sister's found love, but she had never cared much for Tugger.
'I know what you mean Bomba ..'
Demeter thought of Bombalurina & Tugger & how they could never keep their paws off eachother. They were smitten. Munkustrap wasn't the affectionate type & neither was Demeter, but a little cuddle wouldn't hurt now & then. Bombalurina stared at her sister. She really respected Munkustrap & knew how much he cared for Demeter. Sure he didn't really show it, but he didn't have to, he's so strong & protective & caring .. nothing like Tugger.
The queens sighed & gave eachother weary smiles.
'Don't you just wish you were someone else for one day?'
Bombalurina stared at her sister in bewilderment & laughed .. what was she on about?
'Not really..'
'I mean I love my life, of course, but I can't help but get fed up with everything.'
'We all get days like that Demes, don't worry you'll be fine tomorrow.' Bombalurina hugged her sister & smiled at her.
'I better get back to the den & finish dusting, i'll meet you later?'
'Sure sis! I'll get you here.'
With that Demeter hopped off of the car & made her way home.
Bombalurina watched her sister cautiously as she walked, making sure she was safe, but couldn't help but think of what had been said & her current situation with Tugger .. maybe did she wish she was someone else for a day?
The junkyard magician, Mistoffolees who was sitting behind the TSE 1 (minding his own business & not eavesdropping) had heard all of the conversation between Bombalurina & Demeter. It was obvious that they were having relationship troubles & he had concucted the master plan to help them. He whispered 'Well be careful what you wish for ..'