A.N - A collection of drabbles hosting a range of pairings. My brain tends to throw ideas at me and when I have time I turn them into drabbles like this one. I'll post whenever I can on these. This one came at me after reading comments on a fic, someone asked if buttsex was a prompt and I made it one XD

Title: Scrabble

Pairing/Characters: Roy/Ed

Rating: PG - 13

Warning: Pure crack, OOC-ness, Lang

Words: 596

Ed screwed up his face in concentration and Roy had to bite back a laugh. It wasn't unusual for Ed to look like this when they played scrabble, the younger alchemist was so competitive it was almost cute but Roy was beginning to see a pattern tonight.

He had suggested they play a game to relax, it had been a rather trying day for both of them at the office and Al bringing in a newly found cat that of course he couldn't keep which meant his running off crying hadn't helped any. However it was obvious to Roy that Ed might just have some other way of relaxing in mind.

"Will you hurry up already" Roy sighed in exasperation as he eyed the board critically.

"Ok, ok just give me a minute." Roy watched as Ed began to place his tiles next to an existing word. He couldn't help the laugh that escaped him as he face palmed.

"Ed you can't have that word." Roy pointed out as soon as he managed to stop laughing.

"Why not?" Ed asked in indignation.

"Because it isn't a word." Roy smiled at the adorable look of confusion that crossed Ed's face.

"But you had zephyr" Ed pointed at the word on the board "it's obviously made up and I let it slide. Why can't I have my word?"

"Ed, Zephyr is a word; it means a soft gentle breeze." Roy spoke slowly as if speaking to a child which only seemed to make Ed angrier. If he was honest with himself he had probably done that on purpose.

"But it IS a word." Ed stood quickly and towered over the scrabble board as he looked squarely into Roy's eyes.

"Ed, buttsex is not a word!" Ed sat down, seemingly winded by Roy's words alone.

"Are you sure?" Ed asked almost hopefully.

"Yes, quite sure. Is there something you want to say or ask Ed?" Roy voiced the question carefully.

"No, why would you say that" Ed answered a little too quickly.

"Well, you see it's just your choice of words tonight."

"What's wrong with them?"

"My words are zephyr, balloon, hope and other random words."

"Yes, yours are all boring. What's your point bastard?"

"Your words are bondage, whip, cock, butt, anal and that's just a few of the less risqué ones. So I ask again, is there anything you want to say?" Ed blushed and looked away quickly. He mumbled something that Roy didn't quite catch before standing and walking round the board. Ed stood before Roy looking at his feet. "What did you say Edward?"

"I said, 'can't we just have sex tonight and screw the board games'. Was that clear enough?" Ed looked up into Roy's eyes and saw the older man smirk.

"Why didn't you just ask?" Ed moved to smack Roy but Roy caught his wrist and pulled him in between his legs before planting a soft kiss on the blonds lips. Ed pulled back already slightly breathless and looked back at the dark haired man.

"So are you going to actually fuck me or do I need to keep spelling it out?" Roy stood, not loosing his hold on the blond's wrist, he dragged him to the stairs but before heading up to the bedroom to fuck his young lover into the mattress he stopped and turned.

"I won you know" He pointed out before dragging Ed up the stairs. He didn't see Ed's smile that was almost a smirk or hear the words spoken under his breath.

"Only in your eyes."

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Oh and feel free to throw prompts at me and when I need a break from work and uni I'll see what I can do XD