My original idea was to have a series of one-shots that involved my fave slash pairings. The first attempt became 'Sold to a Hardy', let's try again. M/M Slash, AU, OOC, will probably ensue, and since the wrestlers are basically gay in my stories, you can guess that their gfs, or wives in the real world have nothing to do with this. I live in the fantasy realm. Graphic Language, Sex, and maybe violence.. eh, ya'll should know me at this piont ;) First up, Adam/Jeff. And I'll explain what the 'stuff' is at the end of the chapter, m'kay? Don't get alarmed. It's basically crackfic.

I don't own them dude. I'm just gonna borrow them and play with them. I'll return them sticky and cum-stained, but otherwise in awesome condition.

Slashy Fun;

Chapter one/ Adam/Jeff-- 'Addict and Dealer'
Rated; M/ L, S (AU, non wrestling, OOC)

Adam Copeland leaned up against the wall. His usual lackey, a man by the name of Randy Orton by his side, faithfully as always. Copeland gazed around the trashy night club/bar. His long blonde hair falling over his face. The place was a dump, it had basically been destroyed since what he shipped had been permanently banned from the city. A few still remained, ever defiant. He was the 'dealer', but what he sold didn't come cheap. Adam looked down and brushed at the speck of dust, or grease that was on his white shirt with his hand. Shit wouldn't come off. It was on his tight blue jeans as well.

"Hey, Adam." A familiar voice brought his eyes up.

Adam nodded, aknowledging the man who it belonged to. Jeff Hardy. The town reject, an addict.

Randy stood erect, guarding Adam, like he didn't who who Jeff was. Adam held him back with his hand.

"He's fine, Randy, stand down." Adam assured.

Randy snarled at Jeff, but moved back to his position. He didn't defy Adam. Still, he didn't know why Adam put up with Jeff. The younger brother of Matthew Hardy couldn't be held to his word on certain things. Adam put up with him because the truth was; Adam liked him. A little too much.

"What can I do for you, Jeffro? I mean considering you're willing to pay me for last time first." Adam smirked.

"I have no money, Adam. I'm sorry. I had bills to pay this week, or they were gonna cut my juice." Hardy explained, jittery.

"Aw, too bad, Jeff. I have bills to pay as well." Adam leaned against the wall, examining his nails.

"Isn't there anything else I can do for you? Wash your car, paint your house.."

Adam only laughed, looking him over, "Pathetic, but cute, Jeff."

Jeff looked down, his tongue curling out of his mouth and touching to his top lip. His bottom lip then found itself sucked into his mouth as he began biting on it, thinking of another way. Adam studied him, lowly groaning. Shit, even Orton resisted the urge to groan.

"Fine. Stop pouting. I think you know what you can do for me." Adam purred, reaching out and touching his hair.

Jeff stared up at him, and nodded, unsurely.

"Randy, watch my post. If the cops show up, you know what to do. Jeffy, follow me."

Randy nodded as Adam took hold of Jeff's arm gently leading him into the bathroom. Adam flicked on the light, hearing it buzz. Damn thing nearly shot sparks, but was bright enought to light the damp bathroom. Adam peeked inside, checking to see if it was all clear. It was. He motioned Jeff inside, shutting the door and locking it after the younger man had entered. The place was a wreck. Water was dripping from one of the sinks, puddling on the floor. The tiles were half off, dusted in mildew and dirt, writing was scribbled all over the walls. Toilet paper and other forms of litter occupied the floors, including a few used condoms. Above the light still buzzed softly. Jeff looked around, shivering at the coldness sorrounding him. He turned back to Adam who smiled at him, his arms held behind his back.

"Y'got the stuff, man?" The younger Hardy brother asked timidly.

"Oh, I got it. But, you're gonna give me what I want first." Adam raked Jeff's hair away from his neck, leaning down and pressing his lips to the tender flesh.

Adam noticed that heavy dark coat that he was waring over his jeans.

"Aren't you hot, Jeff?" Adam asked, slowly moving the coat down his arms.

Then he noticed why he was cold. Jeffrey was waring a mesh long-sleeve underneath it, tucked into his jeans.

"This for me?" Adam licked his lips. "You little tramp, you came here with the intent of seducing me into giving you the shit for free, didn't you?"

"No..no, Adam. I was heading to a party later on, that's why I needed my fix." Jeff explained.

"Par..party? Whose party, Jeff? You sucking someone else off?" Adam growled, twisting his fingers in Jeff's pretty rainbow locks.

Jeff shook his head. "I only suck you, Adam, you know that."

"Better be the only one. If I catch anyone else with their dick in that pretty little mouth of your's, you know what I'll do, Jeff." Adam stated.

Jeff swallowed. Unfortunately he did. Adam would kill them.

"Please, Adam, just gimme a taste to hold me over." Jeff squeaked when he found himself on his knees.

"Oh, you'll get a taste alright, Jeff." Adam raised his shirt and struggled with his pants. Unfastening the buckle and the little button.

Jeff gazed up at him, his green eyes shining as he watched Adam slide down the zipper. By hell if Jeff would admit it, but he loved blowing him more than he loved what he was blowing him for. Maybe that's why he so craved it. Everytime he had the thing he was addicted to, he just identified it with Adam. He watched his sometimes lover push his jeans down.

"Come on, use that pretty little mouth of your's to make me happy, then we'll see if you get what you want." Adam grabbed to the back of Jeff's head, moaning as he watched him open his mouth, sticking his tongue out just a little bit.

Adam took his cock in his hand and directed it at Jeff's lips, tracing them with the head. Jeff licked his lips, smacking his lips and savoring that little dab of precum from Adam.

"That taste good?" Adam smirked.

Jeff looked up at him, "Uhm, hum.. more.." Jeff panted.

Adam aimed at his mouth again, shivering as Jeff's tongue licked at the tip.

"Ooh, do that again." Adam grunted.

Jeff smiled and flicked his tongue fastly across the head.

"Again, that's making me so hard." He panted, shutting his eyes for a split second, before looking back down at Jeff.

Jeff sent his tongue out again, only licking slowly this time. Stopping at the slit and probing his tongue inside. Adam shifted, fighting the urge to fuck his mouth.

"Take just the head in your mouth." He commanded the younger man.

Jeff started out by kissing the tip, molding his lips down the head, he pulled back off and slid then back over again, teasing the taller man.

"Shit, Jeff, stop, hold it.." He panted as Jeff held his position on the head of his hardening cock, "Suck.."

Adam grunted loudly as he felt Jeff sucking the head of his cock, lightly at first, then getting harder. That pink tongue massaging the underside of his head as it moved. Adam threaded his fingers in Jeff's hair, moving down to the back of his neck and holding to him as he coaxed him to take him deeper. Jeff got the message and took him deeper, sucking on the shaft. Adam pulled at his neck more. Jeff smirked, he knew Adam well, he knew what he wanted. Jeff swallowed around him first, ceasing sucking and taking him as far as he'd go. Adam arched forward on his toes. Still resisting the urge to fuck his throat. Jeff relaxed his throat muscles, attempting to adjust to Adam's width, and length. He knew his dick well. Knew everything that excited him and drove him crazy. Jeff brought his lips off slowly, stopping before he got to the head and taking him back deep. Delibertly gagging himself on Adam's cock. Copeland released himself, letting Jeff take hold of it, as he grabbed at his jeans with the other. Adam moved his hand to Jeff's head, cupping lightly to the side of his face, the other still on the back of his neck, urging him on as Jeff fucked him with his mouth.

"Oh, yeah, Jeff.. that's good.. ooh, you sure want that shit, don't you?" Adam grinned.

Jeff coughed around his erection, instigating a pretty little whine from Adam. He watched him, Hardy looked so good on his knees. Holding tightly to the base of his dick, clawing at his jeans in an effort to pull then down further. Not really succeeding. He loved how his mouth felt on him, so hot and tight. He loved how his lips felt, so plump and soft. Jeff's teeth scrapped him. Adam arched forward.

"Ooh, don't stop.. don't fucking stop.. oh, yeah, Jeff.."

Jeff's nails dug down into his sides, and Adam lost it. He came hard and shouting curse words as he shot cum down the younger man's throat. Jeff sucked, swallowed the semen as best he could. Some spilled onto his fingers. Yep, this tasted better than anything. Jeff pulled his lips off Adam's still halfway hard cock and licked the cum off his fingers, sticking them in his mouth and getting all of the sticky goodness. He looked up at Adam as he was jerked to his feet.

"Okay, Adam, now where's your end of our deal?" Jeff snarled.

"Uh, uh.. we're not done here. See, that counted as last time's payment. If you want this time's supply, I'm cashing in the payment right now." Adam growled, holding tightly to his arm.

Jeff looked at him confused. "I gave you a blow job, man, what else could you possibly want?"

"Your ass." Adam said bluntly.

Jeff shook his head. They had never agreed to that. Okay, Adam usually always got his throat, but has never gotten that. "Adam, please.. I'll blow ya again."

"No. I want that tight little ass of your's, Jeffro. And you'll give it to me, or no fix." Adam jerked him a bit closer.

Jeff groaned, "Please, Adam.. I never had.."

"Oh, are you a virgin, Jeff?" Adam mocked him by pouting.

"I never.. " Jeff groaned loudly as he felt Adam's hand fondling him through his pants.

"I'm sure you can make an exception for me. I know you want me." Adam purred, "And you'll get to have me and your precious stuff too."

Jeff swallowed and slowly nodded.

Adam grinned, evily, "Knew you'd see shit my way."

Adam led him over to the vanity sink and mirror, shoving him against it. Jeff rested his arms on top of the sink behind him as Adam worked on his belt and pants, getting them unfastened and shoving his pants down to his ankles. Or, well to the black work boots that covered just a little past his ankles. Jeff raised his left leg, helping Adam pull the pant leg over the boot, he did the same with the left leg.

"Oh, Jeff, so slutty." Adam smirked, ignoring the dirty look he got from Jeff as he leaned down and crushed his lips to his. Jeff hesiated for a second before he kissed back. Adam pulled back, sliding his hand down Jeff's abs over the mesh shirt and down to his crotch, taking a hold of his cock and rubbing him gently. Adam looked down at Jeff, loving that little whimper that escaped his throat. Adam pecked him again, and nibbled on his bottom lip. Before he kissed the side of Jeff's face.

"You like that? Huh? This what you want?" Adam taunted.

"What're you.. doing?" Hardy asked, panting.

"Warming you up. I want you good and hot and ready to scream my name." Adam smirked, arrogantly.

"What makes you think.. uhm.. I'll do that.. Ooh, oh, shit.." That felt so good.

"I know you will, Jeff." Adam leaned down and pressed his lips to Jeff's nipple that laid not so cleverly concealed under the mesh top, sucking on it lightly. Flicking his tongue across it.

Jeff groaned, thrusting forward, panting.

"Fuck me, please, fuck me." Jeff nearly muttered.

Adam raised his head. "What's that, sweetheart? You want my dick in your ass?"

Jeff blushed furiously. "Y..yes.."

"If you say so, Jeffrey." Adam spun Jeff around, lifting his left leg up and pushing Jeff forward a bit on the vanity.

Jeff went too far and about hit the mirror in front of the sink. It was covered with so much filth, he couldn't really see himself in it.

"Careful, Jeff. I want you conscious." Adam laughed, holding to him.

Jeff huffed, and looked back at him. He was basically tiptoeing to stand up on the other foot. Adam leaned forward and licked across his asshole. Jeff jerked suddenly. Wow, didn't expect that. Adam went for another taste, lingering this time and getting a good amount of spit on Jeff's tight pucker as he massaged it with his tongue.

"Ooh.. uhmm.. Adam.. shit.." Jeff squeaked his fingertips across the sink in desperation to hold it together. It felt so amazing.

Adam pulled back and smiled. "Told you, I could make you scream my name."

Jeff whimpered when he felt the head of Adam's cock poking at his center.

"Hold still, Jeff." Adam panted, pushing slowly past Jeff's entrance.

Jeff held his breath and cried out. He felt the pain splitting up his back as Adam's cock stretched him.

"A..Adam.. hold on.. for a second." Jeff grunted.

Adam bit his lip, holding his position. He wanted to thrust so badly, he was hurting. Jeff blinked and breathed out slowly.

"O..okay, go, please.. slow.." Jeff permitted.

Adam pushed the rest of the way in, nearly coming when Jeff whined sweetly. Adam moved the hair away from Jeff's face, studying the pained look that was etched on his features.

"Jeff, you okay? Talk to me, Hardy. I don't need your older brother killing me." Adam smirked. Though it wasn't a joke. He'd proabably kill him anyway if he knew.

"Go.. go, slow.. please, I want you to fuck me, Adam." Jeff whimpered.

Adam pulled back out, pushing himself back inside slowly allowing Jeff's to adjust. He reach up underneath Jeff's shirt and ran his fingers across his soft skin, leaning forward and kissing Jeff's back. Thrusting gently at first. Hardy felt so good, so tight, and hot around his aching cock.

"Harder, Edge.. harder.." Jeff grunted, calling Adam by his nickname.

Adam complied, fucking him harder. Jeff shouted out and grabbed hold of Adam's free hand as it laid on the vanity top. Sticking Adam's fingers in his mouth and sucking on them.

Adam groaned, "Shit.. shit, Jeff.. oh, fuck.. ohm.. so fucking tight.."

Adam held to Hardy's shirt with the hand that wasn't attached to the fingers that Jeff was mouth fucking. Pounding into him harder. He stood back to admire his cock sliding in and out of Jeff's ass, his legs so wonderfully splayed out on the vanity. It was a true thing of beauty. Adam grunted when he felt Jeff bite him. Not hard enough to hurt him, just make him tingle all over. Adam pulled his cock all the way out, tracing it over Jeff's asshole, dragging the head through the bit of blood and precum that adorned the little pink pucker. Adam shoved back in, causing Jeff to yell out and bite him harder. Edge shivered. He liked that.

Adam pulled out, and grasped to Jeff's hips, turning him over. He picked Jeff up and sat him on the vanity sink and pushed him back. Jeff raised his legs in the air voluntarily.

"Oh, Adam.." Jeff groaned as he felt Adam slid his lips over the head of his cock, sucking him.

He groaned even louder and even sluttier as he felt two of Adam's fingers probing his asshole, fucking him hard. Jeff touched his fingers to Adam's hair, raking fingers through it when Adam didn't scold him. Jeff whimpered and cried out, arching up, trying to get more fo Adam's mouth and fingering. Adam stopped and raised back up, holding Jeff's legs apart by holding to the back of his boots. Adam plunged back inside, deep, hard.

"Fuck me, Adam..please.. please.." Jeff begged.

Adam held his position, "What will you do for me?"

Jeff groaned in frustration.

"I don't mean blow me, Jeff. I want you all to myself. Whenever I want you, and not just for that special stuff you so crave." Adam bargained.

"Adam.. please... I can't.. take it.." The younger man whimpered.

"No matter what Matty says, no matter who you're with, who's watching, or who gives a shit. You're mine." Adam smirked, wriggling his hips.

"Okay, okay.. fine, just please.. I want you so bad.." Jeff agreed.

Adam licked his lips. "Hold still, bitch."

Jeff glared at him, "I'm not a.. Ooh.. yeah.."

Jeff was cut off as Adam accepted his answer. Slamming into his ass harder and deep. Aiming at his prostate. Adam let go of Jeff's legs and found them wrapped around his waist, pulling him closer and deeper with every thrust. Adam took hold of Jeff's abandoned erection with his right hand, jerking him in a steady rhythm with himself as he fucked Jeff's ass. The left had found it's way to Jeff's face. Sliding two fingers inside of his wet mouth, moaning when Jeff began sucking on them.

"Oh, Jeff.. gonna.. cum.. shit.." Adam murmured softly as he felt himself release inside of the younger man.

Jeff came at the same time, whining sweetly and never relinquishing sucking on Adam's fingers. Adam gazed down at him, watching him. He smiled when Jeff opened his eyes and met his gaze. Jeff slid Adam's fingers out of his mouth and licked his lips.

"Uhm, you taste good." Jeff purred.

"So do you." Adam smirked before he kissed his lips.

Jeff ran his fingers through Adam's hair. "Tell me, am I the only one you let pay this way?"

"The one and only, babe." Adam smiled.

They both grunted as Adam pulled out slowly.

"That's probably a lie." Jeff snickered, as Adam helped him down.

"Uh, Jeffrey, I'm hurt. I'm sure I'm not the only 'dealer' you go to. Only, you probably pay them. That's why you never have any money for me." Adam replied zipping back up his pants.

Jeff rolled his eyes. "I had money."

Adam looked at him like he was crazy. "What?"

"I had money. You can have it, if you still want it. I just like sucking you off." The younger Hardy admitted. He located his jeans and began sliding one leg over his boot.

"You little shit. You're playing me." Adam pointed to himself, watching Jeff dress.

"Damn right, you're too stupid to see that it's you I'm addicted to." Jeff fastened his jeans and grabbed his coat, sliding his arms inside and pulling it on.

"Me? Why not say anything? Instead of taking my shit without paying?" Adam was still confused as hell.

"I didn't know how you'd react until you said you wanted me to be your's and I figured you had to like me enough." Jeff shrugged.

"Well, no more freebies for you then." The blonde held his hands on his hips.

"Hey, we had a deal." Jeff snarled.

Adam licked his lips and reach behind him and pulled a bag out of his pocket. A red bag.

"You keep those in there, man? What if they catch you? Unless.. you were expecting me." Jeff snatched at the bag.

Adam jerked it away, "It's Tuesday. You're always here mooching on Tuesdays."

"Adam, I want my stuff, now." Jeff said.

Adam smirked, "Kiss first." He offered.

Jeff smiled sweetly and leaned up, puckering his lips, kissing Adam softly as he was met halfway. Jeff reach behind Adam and jerked the bag out of his hand, breaking and literally bouncing away.

"Fine, take it. You love those damn Skittles more than me anyhow." Adam pouted.

"Damn right." Jeff proclaimed happily, tearing open the bag.

Randy busted through the door. Adam looked at him, instantly getting angry that the lock was fucked up.

"Cops are here, man. We have to scat." Randy informed.

"Who the fuck says 'scat'?" Jeff asked, raising at eye at the dark haired man.

Randy glared at him, "Does that matter right now?"

"Well, no." Jeff popped a Skittle in his mouth and moaned happily.

"Let's go, bathroom has a backway." Edge announced.

He wrapped his arm around Jeff's shoulder as the three made their way out. Sirens were blasting on the other side. Who in the hell would have ever thought that Skittles would be made illegal?

Yes, I meant this to be that damn stupid. Skittles, illegal? I don't really write about drug use. That's the only thing that I don't really touch. So, I didn't want it to be that. Just to be stupid. See, I read this one fic and it was total AU, not about wrestling. And Jeff needed a fix and Adam had him blow him in the bathroom and the writer didn't write it, or the alley rape scene between the two. I had such wonderful fantasies to these moments though. My original one for this was darker and more dominating, but this one came out sorta silly and sweeter. I wanted Jeff to want Adam in some way. Rather than get raped, b/c honestly I have Adam rape Jeff enough. Or, maybe not, I dunno. This wasn't at all like the story that inspired it in any shape or fashion, not set-up, or dialogue, just the characters and the plot of a blowjob in the bathroom, I even added anal sex myself.

Who knows who I may do next, or what will pop into my head. May include some deleted sex scenes from my other stories, like say a certain interrupted pool scene from 'Cotton Candy'?