A/N – Time for the first lesson to begin.

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Where to begin…where to begin?

I had originally planned to go through the introductory diagrams as I had with Edward but I am fairly confident that all of you have far more experience in such manners than Edward did. Honestly who wouldn't? So I will skip the whole part where I told him what goes where and so on and so forth. I mean I actually had to break out the dry erase board and laser pointer for the boy. I have far more confidence in your ability. If I am misguided then please feel free to break in at any moment with questions. Any good teacher wants their students to have all the necessary information.

Well since we can now skip the first three chapters (I really wanted to make sure that Edward was properly informed) I will move on to Chapter 4. I wanted to start off with something simple that anyone could pull off. After all he had been a virgin for over 70 years when I wrote this book so I had to be sure that all equipment was in working order. You don't see a pilot fly his plane without a thorough check to make sure that all systems were go. This position incorporates the "pre flight check" if you will into the foreplay. It helps you familiarize yourself with your partner while pleasing them. After all if your partner isn't enjoying themselves you shouldn't be either. (Take special notes on that part okay…always make sure your partner is happy....no ifs, no ands, no buts…ALWAYS.) Sorry, Rosalie insisted that that part make it into the book. You'll see it several times. Apparently she was a little worried that Edward might not remember such simple details when he got started. I on the other hand always make sure my woman has nothing to complain about.

Okay…onword with Chapter 4. Don't let the title scare you off, it really is simple once you get the hang of it. Remember I was starting off small here, wasn't going to start off with something crazy like Pop Goes the Weasel. No…no…no…that didn't even make it into Volume I. So in the interest of easing Edward into this whole thing I choose The Slippery Snake as the first position we covered. It is simple, pleasurable and anyone could pull it off.

Well since I did have so much fun with the laser pointer in the interest of comprehensive teaching I am going to break it out again just to be sure that all the bases are covered. So here goes.

This position can take place in various locations. Bedroom (boring), lake, beach, bathtub, meadow, closet,….well you get the idea. No props are necessary but sometimes a little massage oil can add to the pleasure. Just use it judiciously, a little goes a long way where that is concerned. We won't get into the time when Rose used a bit too much and went sliding off and took out a few trees.

So here are the basics to remember for this one. The girl needs to be on top. It's always nice to let the lady be in charge of such things every now and then. Let me think….massage oil, girl on top, I feel like I am forgetting something important here. Oh yes, in this position a little oral activity is highly encouraged. It's the perfect way to get to know your partner's body and what they like and given your position lying on your back there are quite a few interesting options that could take place. I started to illustrate this on my dry erase board but Edward didn't take too kindly to my detailed drawing of Bella. I swear I think he might be the OP (Original Prude). You think he would have lightened up once he got some but I think he was wound even tighter now if that was possible. Didn't he realize what a pioneer he was though? He was setting the precedent for vampire/human relationships. That was unheard of. Granted this might be the first and last time where this happened and the human actual lived but given the proper instruction he could be a legend in the vampire circles.

Back to the lesson, I tend to get easily distracted at times so just throw something at me if I get off topic. Where were we again? Oh yes…it is very important, as a man it is your job to lay there and let her have her way with you. I mean honestly, does that really sound bad? So depending on what direction she chooses to start from there are several things to cover.

Okay…I really should have gotten some dolls or something to work with to make this easier. Basically the man lays down on the ground like so. Then she slithers up your body (hence snake…I had to explain the similarities to Edward but I think his imagination was distracting him a bit there). If she starts from your feet well then it is obvious what detours she could make along the way. I have to admit that I had a bit more fun than necessary giving detailed descriptions to Edward. Just his reaction alone was worth writing this book.

Okay well if Bella should decide to start her descent from the top and move her way down then the options available to Edward just multiplied. Rose always enjoyed when I nibbled on her neck a bit. I regretted the words as soon as I had said them though and made it clear that Edward should keep his lips away from her neck. That he should probably refrain from letting his tongue anywhere near her. Put a damper on the whole oral angle but I assumed that he preferred Bella alive. I did too, I hadn't had this much fun in years.

Soooo….she's sliding up and down your body. You would think anyone would put two and two together but not our boy Edward. He looked at me slightly dazed. I was beginning to wonder if he was actually ready for sex if he couldn't even realize where I was going with this position. I mean he had pictures right there in front of him. Eventually I just smacked him across the side of the head.

Let me make one thing clear. I am a patient teacher but if you are not going to bother paying attention then I will not waste my time. My time is valuable and my information is even more so. Edward had even more pressure than I had anticipated. Since this was Bella's first experience with sex he had to show that he could do everything a human could and then more. What if she decided that she wanted more and he was unable to perform? That was an unacceptable outcome. Someone under my tutelage had higher standards to live up to. If it wasn't for that whole breakable thing then I would say she should be unable to walk the next day. In Bella's case that would be a very very bad thing.

So, back to the lesson. She is sliding up your body. I'm sure you can see how the oil would add a whole new dimension to this. It is important to remember to use massage oil. It is made for this kind of thing. Don't go spraying her down with Pam or something, you want to make love to her not eat her. Okay, that may not be entirely true in this case but generally speaking it's good form to not attract ants.

Use this sliding to your advantage, remember she is in control but you can use your hands to gently guide her. Take your time at this point. There is no need to rush things, half the fun is in the anticipation sometimes. When she is ready, she will let you know. Help her to be comfortable and then sit back and enjoy the view. That is the pleasure of this position. Not only is she in control but when she is sitting over you, hair hanging down, arching her back, moaning your name…

Sorry, my mind got away from me there for a moment. Honestly though, this position helps to employ a few senses in the act so make the most of it. You are basically at her disposal at this point which is never ever a bad thing. Let her set the tone and the pace, it is important to not take over control.

But believe me, when she is ready to lose control you will know and then it's your turn. Make her scream (okay, maybe not the best idea given Edward's situation, they might want to take this position on the road) and then only after she is ready it's your turn. Believe me you won't be disappointed when she crumples into a heap upon your body. Knowing that you did that to her, that only you can do that to her, it's beyond words.

Edward's eyes were a little glazed over by the end of this. Not because it is anything too incredible but I had a feeling that he could see that I had been thinking about the last time Rose and I had tried this out. We're not always in the trees and on the roof. We do tone it down occasionally. But our toning it down might still be pretty wild for some people.

Okay…so this concludes lesson one. Like I said, we are starting off slow and steady here. There are quite a few more things I went over with Edward but I think this is enough for one lesson. I'll get my plan in order for the next one. Just one question? I'm going to make an assumption here that there are no vampire/human couples out there reading this so I was thinking I might be able to include some highlights from the sections that I forbade Edward from even trying. Let me know, it's entirely up to you. I'm the teacher of course but it never hurts to be flexible (believe me on that one). Okay, time to pack up the laser pointer for today but go run along and feel free to try this out. I look forward to knowing how it went. Also feel free to submit any questions you might have, I'll more than willing to have a short Q&A section at the beginning of each lesson.

That concludes this lesson at this time. See you again soon.

Okay, this is definitely not the way that I had planned on this story going but it seemed to work for Emmett. Hope you liked it and more coming soon.