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MIKE NEWTON POV

I drove up to the school just like any other day. Suddenly, I saw a huge poster with rainbow-coloured words,

"CULLEN CATASTROPHE!! STARRING: EDWARD, EMMETT, ESME AND CARLISLE CULLEN, AS WELL AS JASPER HALE!! COURTESY OF ALICE CULLEN, ROSALIE HALE, AND SARAH AND BELLA SWAN!!!"

Man, I have got to see this, I thought as I flung the door open, grinning.

I stepped into the cafeteria to get a bite for breakfast. On every available surface, pictures of the Cullens were plastered on them. Smaller letters read, "BY ISABELLA AND SARAH SWAN, ROSALIE HALE AND ALICE CULLEN. "

Then bigger words would read, "CULLEN BOYS AND ESME WATCHING CHILD'S PLAY ON MOVIE NIGHT."

Who was Sarah Swan? I wanted to send them flowers. Humiliating Edward Cullen was awesome!!

EDWARD POV

I walked in the school and saw everyone smirking and giggling at us. Confused, I turned to my siblings. I wondered why Rose, Alice and Bella didn't want to come to school with us today.

Then I saw the CULLEN CATASTROPHE poster. "Courtesy of ALICE CULLEN, ROSALIE HALE, AND SARAH AND BELLA SWAN!!" It blared out in colourful letters.

Who was Sarah? I wondered vaguely as I stomped off to rip the poster down.

Then I caught sight of Eric and Tyler. They were wearing CULLEN CATASTROPHE T-shirts, with full-colour pictures of me, Jasper, Emmett, Carlisle and Esme on it, with expressions of horror on our faces from yesterday night. In fancy script, were the words, "CULLEN CATASTROPHE! HUMILIATE THE CULLENS!!"

Then on the back, in smaller lettering, were the words, "Designed by Mike Newton, with permission from Alice Cullen, Rosalie Hale, Sarah Swan and Bella Swan."

Oh, I was going to KILL my sisters.

BELLA POV

Biology. I quickly announced to the class, "EVERYONE! Mr. Banner is not in school today, but he has informed me that he wants us to watch the movie." Yeah right, I thought. More like Rosalie snuck over to his house and poisoned his food. He's probably having a horrible stomachache now. I slid the cassette in and resumed my place beside Alice, avoiding Edward's glare.

High-quality images flickered on the screen. The words, "Cullen Catastrophe-Video Edition," appeared. Somebody laughed. Then full-colour images flashed on the screen. The video.

We saw Emmett screaming like a baby. I laughed so hard I nearly threw up. Then at the part where Edward and Jasper went to get the door...I swear I saw a faint tinge of pink in my boyfriend's cheeks.

I grabbed Alice and we snuck out of the classroom while everyone was laughing at the stunned Edward. On the way out, I grabbed the cassette and Alice shrieked, "Copies of the video will be available during lunch at only $10!!"Everyone started pulling out their wallets as I tossed them an order form.

"To the advanced Trigomentery room!" I sang as Alice and I ran to the room where Emmett, Jasper and Rose were.

ALICE POV

Half the people there were wearing CULLEN CATASTROPHE shirts. I inserted the video in the stolen projector and snuck out. Rose stood up and shrieked, "QUIET!!!" Then she said in a quieter voice, "MR. Eleanor is not available today, so we are allowed to use this period for watching the sophomore's Biology movie. Any complaints and I will kill you."

We hid outside as we heard a roar of laughter from the room. Then we looked up and saw Edward Cullen running towards us in supernatural speed.

Alice ran towards the girl's bathroom while I dashed back into the Trig room.

Edward followed me there and saw the seniors watching the cassette. Rose smirked at him and I took that opportunity to dash into the girl's restroom as well.

"Phew, that was a close one." I sighed. Suddenly I heard a shriek.

"EDWARD CULLEN!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? DETENTION FOT A MONTH!!" The vice-principal yelled.

I smirked and slapped Alice a high-five.

"Five by five and livin' large!" Alice murmured, grinning.

Okay I'm really sorry for the PATHETIC chapter. And can anyone guess where Alice's last sentence came from? I'll give you a virtual cookie if you can!