Note: Here we go! New chapter. Three special guests are in this chapter! Enjoy!
I don't own twilight or the special guests.. but I wish I had some of them....
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Jas POV
It was time. The last fight scene was starting.
But then, it got weird when Carlisle suddenly showed up right before we were about to fight wearing a... oh god, it looked so ridiculous. A stupid red, blue and white gym teacher outfit with a whistle.
"Oh lord!" Edward gasped.
Victoria, James and Laurent went at full vampire speed towards us. Carlisle jumped in the middle and blew his whistle, the nomads whizzing right passed him.
I heard Emmett laugh as Carlisle walked out of the cloud of dust the nomads left walking sorta weird. A sorta i-can't-walk-in-these-high heels-walk.
And I had to admit, it was hilarious.
We sprang into action. Me and Alice leapt up and smashed into Victoria. She sorta slipped under us. We whipped around then jumped back on her.
Bella was gaping horrified the hole time.
Jacob sort was feeling his bald head and well, it was all very weird.
"I have reinforcements!" Alice called to me.
I lifted my arm up and caught it, as she threw me...... a glow in the dark rubber ball?
Oh well, will have to do.
I quickly pelted it and it knocked Laurent square in between the eyes.
He fell back but then got back up.
Damn!
"Here to help!" Emmett screamed. "Bear power!" Emmett was holding a huge bunch of teddy bears pelting them at the nomads.
James grabbed one and whipped it's head off.
"OMG! Barney!" Emmett whimpered.
"Rose, he killed barney!" He wailed.
"Em, here." Rose threw what appeared to be a Barbie doll.
Emmett ran to James and stabbed the Barbie in his back.
"That's for Barney." He grunted triumphantly.
Edward was trying desperately to get around the nomads towards Bella.
Well, when a guy needs his brother, he cannot just stand there.
I started to sing toxic by Britney Spears. Because well, it definitely suits me, for my theme song.
I leapt over the crowd of Cullen's and towards Edward.
I threw my head back and suck in so my chest stuck out."Fear not brother. I am-"
"Come on Edward." Alice was already there and was helping Edward to get to Bella.
I suddenly felt like I wasn't needed.
"Oh."
Rosalie POV
Okay, Emmett is now screaming thrusting barbie dolls at the nomads. Maybe I should have thrown him a knife, or Jacob. Or something to stab them with. But now i knew that what i could do right now is.....
Stun them with my pure beauty.
I quickly yanked out my mascara and redid my eyelashes, I popped on some lip goss and pushed back my hair.
I only do this once in a while, my seduction technique, and i wanna help, Emmett seems passionate about this sorta thing so here i go.
I jumped in front of Laurent and did the most daring.... the most flirtatious..... I winked. Next i smiled lightly and licked my lips and I concluded it with a push of my boobs and he fell on to the ground.
"Still got it." i smiled, pushing my boobs up again.
Carlisle POV
I have to admit, it was hard to pull away from Claudia, we seemed to have split in two, after our time together I went to get her some orange juice, when I returned she was gone, ripped from the bumper.
She just walked out on my life, so maybe it was never meant to be.
I straightened up and sucked in ready to help my family.
I was ready to leap on Victoria, i had a direct target when all of a sudden from behind me "Carlisle Cullen."
Oh crap, i knew that voice from anywhere.
I turned to see Esme glaring at me, holding up my crumbled Claudia.
"You have some explaining to do."
For some weird reason the theme music to 'I love Lucy' started playing.
"Claudia...." I muttered.
"Esme, how could you?" I started to cry.
"Could could you! I thought you loved me.... Now get home before I start some ass whipping." She grumbled.
Woah.... Wait, she didn't just say that.
"But.... Esme, I love you. You are my world." I said.
"Carlisle, why did you do this?" She murmured.
Suddenly we heard a muffled giggle behind us.
Jasper.
"Jasper...." I growled.
"Jasper...." Esme growled.
Rosalie POV
Lol, Jasper is so dead.
Anyways, I love aeroplane jelly! Aeroplane Jelly for me!
OMG! Emmett is so dead, but why wouldn't Emmett have that song on his ipod? I can't believe he got it in my head.
Okay, focus Rose. You need to start some limp ripping. And a little fire.
I jumped up to Laurent and grabbed at his arm. It popped off straight away, actually, I think it even made a little pop.
I gathered some twigs and bunched them all together, then i grabbed a little rock and scraped it against my forehead and a spark landed right on my twigs. I chucked the arm in there.
Alice POV
This is going great, I just saw Rose start a fire so i jumped on Laurent and ripped off his head.
It landed right in the fire.
I clapped hands with Rose and leaped to James.
Suddenly I had a vision.
Three people, a woman and two men. Wait, the men are vampires. They will be coming in the clearing at Noon.
I focused back to the world and exchanged looks with Edward who was trying to naw open the cage.
Bella was playing Sudoku on her arm.
James simply dodged my leap and headed to Emmett.
Wait, it is 11:59.
Suddenly i turned as it hit noon at stared at where they would come in.
All this random fog appeared and I heard they're footsteps. Everyone stopped and looked up, Bella was still focused on her Sudoku.
Then they appeared, the woman was pretty, she had long brown hair and big brown eyes. She was human.
The guys were kinda hot. One had a serious looking face and eyebrows like Edward, and his hair was shark fin style like Edward's too.
The other was seriously hot. He had dark hair and ice electric coloured eyes.
They were both vampires.
Guy similar to Edward- Uh, is there a Edward Cullen here?
James who was holding Emmett's head and pounding it against a tree, dropped Emmett and gasped.
Edward- Present.
Edward look alike- You have some explaining to do.
Again the 'i love Lucy' theme music started playing.
Carlisle- Stefan?
Stefan- Carlisle?
Damon- Stefan?
Elena- Damon?
Rosalie- Damon...
Emmett- Rosalie?
Alice- Edward?
James- Stefan..
Esme- Carlilse.
Laurent's head- Victoria.
Jasper- Alice
Alice- Emmett?
Damon- Edward...
Bella- Elena?!
Edward- Bella.
Jacob- JACOB!!!
*goes quiet*
Edward- What do you want?
Stefan- Pardon me, you don't know this but you have copied my style. Our novel came out way before yours.
Edward- Style?
Stefan- That's right. Look at that shirt, I swear I have it in my closet.
Elena- Agh? Didn't our show come out after their movie?
Damon- What world are you- OMG. She's right.
............
Stefan- Wait, she's right?
Damon- Surprisingly yes.
Stefan- So? Our book came out first, we had the whole forbidden love, high school, vampire thing before them!
Damon- And our show is better.
Laurent's head- Hey, buddy, were kind of in the middle of a fight.
Elena- And it's so more realistic!!
Damon- yeah. What's up with this chicks hair, whose hair naturally spikes up like that.
Starts pulling at Alice's spikes.
Alice- Mine does.
Elena- Yeah so what? And why is she in a cage?
James- Because she's human.
Elena- So am i!!! Yeah!..... Oh crap.
5 seconds later.
Bella- Do you want to play Sudoku?
Elena- I see why not.
Starts drawing on Bella's arm.
Stefan- Get Elena out of there!
Edward- Hey, I am working on one at the moment.
Edward continues gnawing on bars.
Victoria- You know what? James, it's over.
James- Hah, funny, now let's continue killing.
Victoria- That's the thing, were not killing anyone! They're not dying.
Victoria- C'mon Lozza.
Victoria scoops up Laurent's head and walks out of the clearing.
James- Vicky! Hey, but were a team, like batman and robin or Spiderman and Mary Jane! I know were outnumbered. But....Okay, I'll cook tonight! I'll stop complaining about our non open relationship.
Emmett- Were not finished with you!
James- Revenge for Jasmerelda!
James leaps on Emmett.
Emmett grabs Jacob, turns him on and angle and stabs James with Jacob.
Jacob pops out leaving a hole through James.
Jacob- Umm.....Eww.
James- Hey, would you look at that.
Examines big hole.
Rosalie jumps on James and rips off his head and arms and throws him in the fire.
Damon's eyebrow rises.
Rosalie smiles with pride.
Laurent form distance- Hey, Vick, can we start a bobsled team? The nomads have a bobsled team!
Emmett- Well, glad that's over.
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Or is it?
Next episode: Carlisle threatens Damon with a spoon. Will Bella and Elena ever get out? How does Bella react when Stefan tell her that every time you draw on your body 10 seconds come off your life? Who is our new guests that come to forks? And how will the female Cullen's cope with Damon and Stefan moving in with them?
Review, tell me what you think!!!
Ally
xoxo