April Fool's Day on the Death Star

Summary: It's April Fool's Day on the Death Star, and the stormtroopers are having their annual "how many pranks can you pull without getting killed" contest, using Vader. Many officers earned a promotion that day. R/R please!

Author's Note: I DO NOT OWN STAR WARS! With April Fool's day coming up, I feel like I should embrace the holiday spirit and write this. Enjoy!

"Hey John," asked stormtrooper TK-422.

"Yes, Harry?" replied stormtrooper TK-224.

"Got your cream cheese?"

"Oh yeah. Got the video camera?"

"Way ahead of you, buddy."

"Alright, let's do this."

The two stormtroopers snuck out of their squadron and walked into the corridor leading to Darth Vader's office.

They were killed the next day.

What happened?

Here's the evidence:

Vader was surfing the web when a youtube video caught his eye.

The title: Darth Vader with bird poop on his helmet!

Enraged, Vader clicked on the link, taking him to a video. –Begin Video- Vader was sitting at his desk, reading a romance novel. A stormtrooper walks into the room, gives a thumbs-up to the camera, and sneaks next to Darth Vader. He is holding something in his hands. He holds it up for the camera to see: Nature's Finest Cream Cheese.

The stormtrooper holding the cream cheese pulls out a butter knife, dips it into the cream cheese carton, and carefully applies it to Vader's helmet, fashioning it to look exactly like bird poop. The stormtrooper gives a thumbs-up once more, and leaves the room. –End Video-

Stunned, Vader carefully reached a gloved hand onto the back of his helmet, then pulled it away. There was a strange white substance on his glove. He replayed the video, studied the stormtroopers carefully, and left his office.

Poor John and Harry never had a chance.

Haha! I couldn't resist! What did you think? I need more ideas for April Fool's pranks! Review review, please!! :]