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Chapter 1: Cookies

Jacob- IllBeUrSpaceHeater

Rosalie- DontHateMeCuzImBeautiful

Bella- ClumsyBrunette

Esme- BreakSomething&IllBreakYou

Seth- IRunWithVamps

Jasper- EmotionalSergeant

Emmett- 2Sexy4MyShirt

Edward- I ClumsyBrunettes

Alice- Shopaholic

Sam- BlackWolf

Charlie- 1Fisherman

DontHateMeCuzImBeautiful has signed on

2Sexy4MyShirt has signed on

DontHateMeCuzImBeautiful: Hey monkey man

2Sexy4MyShirt: Hey baby

DontHateMeCuzImBeautiful: What's up?

2Sexy4MyShirt: If I could cry right now I would =(

DontHateMeCuzImBeautiful: Why? =(

2Sexy4MyShirt: You never bake me cookies!

DontHateMeCuzImBeautiful: Do you want me to bake you cookies?

2Sexy4MyShirt: Yes! But, that's not the point! I just want a kind gesture every now and then…

DontHateMeCuzImBeautiful: Okay I'm telling you I'll make you cookies =)

2Sexy4MyShirt: Ohh so now you wanna make me cookies?

DontHateMeCuzImBeautiful: Duh! You just said you wanted me to make you cookies!

2Sexy4MyShirt: I don't want you to do anything you don't want to do

DontHateMeCuzImBeautiful: I want to make you cookies

2Sexy4MyShirt: Are you sure?

DontHateMeCuzImBeautiful: Yes for the millionth time! :o

2Sexy4MyShirt: Okay. I would like chocolate chip, peanut butter, almond, sugar & coconut cookies!

DontHateMeCuzImBeautiful: I'm only making you one kind so choose wisely

2Sexy4MyShirt: If you loved me you wouldn't make me choose!

DontHateMeCuzImBeautiful: Well I guess I don't love you, do I?

2Sexy4MyShirt: You don't love me? :*(

DontHateMeCuzImBeautiful: Oh for haven sakes! Of course I love you, my big teddy bear! I want a hug =)

2Sexy4MyShirt: Aww, someone's getting all mushy on me. Soo you will make me cookies then?

DontHateMeCuzImBeautiful: Fine! God I'll make you two kinds of cookies. So just choose, please! For me?

2Sexy4MyShirt: I want three kinds!

DontHateMeCuzImBeautiful: No! Just two freaken kinds of cookies!

2Sexy4MyShirt: Please! I'll give you a big hug

DontHateMeCuzImBeautiful: I want more than a big hug!

2Sexy4MyShirt: Yes ma'm!

DontHateMeCuzImBeautiful: Lol. Fine you get your way! I gtg make you cookies. xoxo Love ya!

2Sexy4MyShirt: Love you sweet cheeks!

DontHateMeCuzImBeautiful has signed out

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ClumsyBrunette has signed on

I ClumsyBrunettes has signed on

IllBeUrSpaceHeater has signed on

ClumsyBrunette: Guess what!!!

I ClusmyBrunettes: What?

IllBeUrSpaceHeater: What?

ClumsyBrunette: Something's really hot in my house

IllBeUrSpaceHeater: But I'm in La Push!

I ClumsyBrunettes: That's not what she was trying to say!

ClumsyBrunette: Actually…

I ClumsyBrunettes: What!!!!!

IllBeUrSpaceHeater: You know what we're talking about *wink*

I ClumsyBrunettes: No I don't know what you're talking about! Someone please tell me!

ClumsyBrunette: God! I made freaken cookies!

I ClumsyBrunettes: Oh okay… that's very good love!

IllBeUrSpaceHeater: I bet your cookies are real sweet =)

I ClumsyBrunettes: Don't even think about it! I will break your face if you say anything like that again! I promise!

ClumsyBrunette: Edward!

I ClumsyBrunettes: What, you know he was being rude

IllBeUrSpaceHeater: Was not!

I ClumsyBrunettes: Shut up mutt!

IllBeUrSpaceHeater: Shut up leech!

ClumsyBrunette: Both of you just shut up!

IllBeUrSpaceHeater: Sorry sexy thang

I ClumsyBrunettes: Go drink from a toilet dog! SORRY LOVE =)

ClumsyBrunette: Okay guys I'm outta here. I'm gonna go eat my yummy cookies. Bye Edward xoxo bye Jacob!

ClumsyBrunette has signed out

I ClumsyBrunettes: Bye love! *kiss*

IllBeUrSpaceHeater: *kiss* is that all you can do?

I ClumsyBrunettes: More than you can do

IllBeUrSpaceHeater: Oh yeah? At least I can keep her warm nite. All you can do is act like a freezer for her!

I ClumsyBrunettes: You better have a good hiding spot butt sniffer! At least I don't smell like a wet dog & we both know who she prefers to sleep with…

IllBeUrSpaceHeater: What go burn in hell leech! Bye!

I ClumsyBrunettes: God hump a leg mutt! Bye!

IllBeUrSpaceHeater: Okay. I'll go over Bella's house bye!

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