"What the hell happened!?" Katara fairly roared because, well, by all perspectives, the Avatar was running wild in the city without a shirt.

"Well," Sokka started, "I can tell you what was supposed to happen. And it's not this."

Another roof blew up.

"TAKE THAT YOU MUTANT HOGMONKEYS!!"

Shattered pieces of aforementioned roof meteored on everything below and screams of panic filled the night sky of Ba Sing Se.

"Aang!!" Katara called out, "Stop it! You're going to hurt yourself!"

Sokka snorted, "Are you kidding? At the rate he's going we're gonna be buried under charred tiles before he can bruise a pinkie."

Katara swiveled to Sokka like an angry bat looking for hell and practically put him a chokehold, "I'll make you into a gigantic purple mass of pained moaning if you don't tell me what you did to make this happen!!"

"What! So it's automatically my fault!?" he said in indignation, before he remembered that his little sister was going to throttle the life out of him, "Um, yes, I plead absolutely guilty! It's entirely my fault! J-just let me kiss Suki and Zuko goodbye—"

"Zuko!" Katara gasped as if suddenly remembering a baby forgotten in a cart left in a lava pit and dropped her brother to search for the present Fire Lord to find him still gazing skyward in concentrated stupor.

"Zuko?" she repeated cautiously and tentatively poked his shoulder, "are you okay?"

She didn't even have time to scream before he gripped both of her shoulders and stared at her with dilating pupils.

"Katara. The sky. It's raining FIRE FLAKES!"

Zuko then pounced backwards and started catching the debris with his mouth.

Katara caught Sokka with a waterwhip before he could escape and pinned him against a wall. "I'm thinking strangulation. Dissuade me."

"Okay, okay, okay. So you know how you and Aang are getting married, which I think is a dumb idea because you're both too young to—"

Katara whacked his head against the wall a couple of times.

"Right. So you know how I said I wanted to take Aang out on one last guys' night out before you two tied the knot of the wondrous event known as marriage?"

"Wait," Katara almost choked in disbelief, "are you saying Aang is just drunk?"

"Well," Sokka drawled, sheepishly scratching his cheek, "he's also drunk."

"PULL UP YOUR PANTS, OZAI, AND FACE ME LIKE A PROPER TYRANICAL JERKBENDER!!"

"At first we were just hanging out at Iroh's teashop cuz' Zuko was being a total party pooper and said Aang shouldn't have to do anything he didn't want to just because he's getting married which sums up to complete nonsense in my opinion."

"YIP YIP, APPA! TAKE TO THE SKY AND LICK THE COTTON CANDIES!!"

"But eventually I was able to persuade them to join me at the Drunken Moose-Lion for a couple of rounds."

Whack.

"Don't look smug."

"Alright, alright, sheesh. You're messing up my wolf's tail."

"APPA! HAVE YOU LOST THE ABILITY TO FLYYYYYY!?"

"We all kinda thought Aang would be a lightweight, which he totally is, but it turns out he's also an aggressive drunk. So, um, surprise! Something you don't know about your would-be hubbie!"

Katara looked flabbergasted, "So this is just because you forced him against his will?"

Sokka scowled in offense, "Hey, don't make me out to be the bad guy here, I couldn't really force anything on him if he was that opposed to the idea. It's just that, well, temptation seems to be quite sneaky. And before I knew it, he was kinda out of it and kept shouting about things I couldn't understand because he was bawling like a big baby while doing it."

"WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FLOATING HEADS!?"

"Seriously, I just wanted him to lose some inhibition and maybe spill a few funny and embarrassing secrets to help me write my speech."

"STOP STARING AT ME! SO WHAT IF I DON'T HAVE HAIR!? IT WAS BY CHOICE!"

"I think I may have overachieved my goals."

Katara's death glare developed its own incisors.

"Why do these fire flakes taste like burnt barstools?" Zuko spat and tried to hide in a barrel, "This wall of fire will protect me. Katara, Sokka, come hide with me!"

Katara shook Sokka once, "That does NOT explain why they're acting like they're completely out of their minds!"

Sokka looked a little cross-eyed, "It does when I mention that I may have spiked the drinks with a few spoonfuls of cactus juice?"

Katara owl-eyed him, "You didn't…"

"You're right, it was actually the entire flask. Sorry?"

"KATARA! I'M NOTHING WITHOUT YOU! PLEASE DON'T BECOME THE MOON!"

"Okay, even I don't have a clue about that."

"For crying out loud, Sokka," Katara reprimanded and dropped him, "I trust him with you for one night and now the entire city is practically on fire!"

"I WON'T LET YOU TAKE HER WITHOUT A FIGHT YOU CURSED MUTANT HOGMONKEYS!!"

"And now Aang thinks he's battling weird hogmonkeys for my safety!"

"I think it's a sweet gesture."

"And you!" Katara shouted as she marched towards the distracted firebender, "I saved your life and this is how you repay me!? By succumbing to a drug-induced stupor and hiding in barrels!?"

"Technically, he saved your life first and you repaid—"

"I'm angry," She reminded him effectively.

"KATARA'S SWEET LIPS ARE FOR ME AND ME ONLY, YOU UGLY ABOMINATIONS! SHE'S MY FOREVER GIRL!!"

Katara looked dizzy with heat, "Oh dear La, what kind of fight is he having?"

Sokka grinned at her from his place on the ground, "Forever Girl?"

The waterbender blushed as she scowled, "It-it's nothing, just a—stop smiling like that and help—Zuko, stop humping the barrel!"

"Aw, let the guy hump whatever he wants. It's stressful being the Flaming Lord."

"You shut it. Help Zuko, er, un-hump the barrel and get help! Toph, Suki, Iroh, somebody!"

She then took off without threatening the command into Sokka which was a confirmed mistake when he grinned.

"Hey, Zuko, let's go find Toph so she can earthbend some sense into whoever needs it. No, no, keep the barrel."

"WHICH ONE OF YOU ATE MY SHIRT!?"

"Oh, man, my speech is going to be awesome."

Just something I wrote to unwind. I'm regretting it each second I'm writing it. I'll most likely delete it later. So, apologies.