IM just gonna say this now:OK so my friend Jill is the one who writes these i WILL tell her adventually but to be safe im just not gonna

edit her stories so her is the EXACT emai.l she sent me so from this point on she its the author....

Jacobs Death 2!!!!
so um ya here it is and again dont make any coments (i liked my other one better)

jacob: *walks down street grumbling to himself* i wonder wat form it will be in?
a horrible plane crash?both husband and wife dead? no, they'ed need tons of dead bodies for that not to mention a whole plane wreckage.

quil: jake can u please not talk to urself it annoying.

jakes thoughts: gosh quil is such a spaz!

*plane flys above*

IN PLANE...

edward: *flying the plane* see bella i told u if a plane we were on was crashing because the pilots passed out drunk i would fly the plane *smirks*

bella: lol i gues ur rite!

edward: *gives bella a weird look*

bella: *someone texts her and she responds* like omg! oh rofl!! kk ttyl!

edward: who was that?

bella: like myob!

edward: *sighs*bella have you been texting a little bit to much?

bella: *gets innocent but guilty lookin her eyes* no...

edward: *rolls eyes*

BOOM!
BOOM!

bella: holy crow wat was that?!?!

edward: the engines...

bella: HOLY *BEEP*!!! oops i forgot to say crow...

edward: *grabs bella runs out of room, kicks down wall, once close to ground jumps and runs back to scene of accident.*

ON THE GROUND BEFORE ACCIDENT....

jacob: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*plane crashes into jacob*

BELLA AND EDWARD ARRIVE AT SCENE...

bella: oooooooooooops. we squished jacob :[

edward: W00T!! we killed him! :] *does touch down dance*

esme: *runs out of bushes with a spork and pokes jacobs dicapitated body*

esme: i think its dead *pokes again* ya its dead....

*moment of silence*

esme: OH YA!!! ITS DEAD!!!! PARTY TIME!!!! TOASTERS IN THE CLOUDS!!!!!
FLYING LEMONS!!!!!! DEAD JACOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! W000000000000T!!!!!!

edward and bella: *scoot away staring at esme like shes godzilla*

esme: . .

esme: *pulls off her mask to reveal that shes actually.......

....................................PETE WENTZ !!!*
0o0 oh my god........
THANK YOU FOR READING "Jacobs death 2" [=