Authors Note: My friend Jill (i like to call her Bendy Bob LOL she calls me Tom Cruze!)Wrote these so be nice with the

comment caz i did it without asking her.....SO HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!! ITS CALLED

JACOBS DEATH!!!!!

p.s. TEAM EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!BOO JAKE!

Disclaime:Me nor my friend own ANY twilight

bella: hey,emmett

emmett: sup, bella *grins*

bella: wats that in your hand?

emmett: nothin *tries patheticly to hide squirt gun
behind his back*

bella: *sigh* its a squirt gun, isnt it?

emmett: NO! well at least its not a normal one.*grins again*

bella: *rolls eyes and says sarcasticly* wats so special
about it?

emmett: instead of water i put pepper spray in it.

bella: *eyes widen as she realises where this is going* i have to poop *runs from room*

emmett:*laughs and chases after her squirting her in the
back*

IN ANOTHER ROOM...

edwards thoughts: hmmmm, i wonder wat i should get bella
for our anniversery.

alice:hehehe

edward thoughts: i wish i could see wat shes laughing about but shes blocking it from me by focusing on a picture of micheal

jackson in a weird pair a gay spandex tites. ughe,Jacobs here...he comes over so much he might as well move in. heh that would

drive rose insane.

*emmett and bella run into room with emmett still squirting bella in the back*

edwards thoughts: whoa!

*just as jacob come in the door emmett squirts at bellas head, but bella ducks out of the way in time and the
pepper spray hits jacob square in his face*

jacob: holy *beep*!!! wat the *beep* emmett!!!!

bella: dont say thing like that in front renesmee!

*jacob rolls on the floor twitching in pain*

everyone but jacob:hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

*suddenly jacob goes still*

esme: is he dead?

rose: i wish...

*esme pokes jacob with a fire poker*

esme: yep, i think hes dead.

*after a long stare everyone goes back to there business*

*edward, bella, and renesmee leave and on his way out edward steps right on jacobs nose and it makes a crunch sound*

TO BE CONTINUED!!!