We are never satisfied with simply being intrigued.

We always are compelled to explore what it is that intrigues us.

Lovelies!

I've returned! Did you miss me?

Well. I don't know what I was thinking asking that question! Ah. I do so love myself.

But tell me now, are you surprised? Were you? Or did you love them? They aren't very…mature, are they? Although, if they were, it wouldn't be any fun at all watching them—actually, there'd be no point in watching them. You can find mature young adults anywhere. But you can only find these bitches right here.

So, let's recap, shall we?

W's an angsty little ball of ugly-duckling-complex-with-a-side-of-homophobia, who D is completely in love with, and D's trying to make W jealous by going out with Y, who's secretly (or not so secretly) in love with A, who's trying to figure out what the hell F's up to, and at the same time wondering which twin he should pick as his life-screwing partner and muse.

Okay. Halfway done here, keep up, darlings.

King T's in love with Y II, who happens to be his younger sister's boyfriend, but Princess S loves Sir F, who King T really doesn't like, and Y II doesn't like much either although he won't admit it, because Sir F is a bit of a druggie.

Just a bit.

Anyway.

K-kun's just screwed Madame A, and got a two-for, by helping Madame A become Madame A, and getting revenge on M for screwing around on K-tan with the Maestro, who's screwing around with S, but S loves the Maestro all the same, and keeps plowing through, even though the Maestro basically told S to fuck off. But the Maestro really does love S, who's brother, deary K, has just begun interning for moi, while having the Maestro's brother, Captain F on his tail (literally) even though deary K has taken some sort of retarded chastity oath because S isn't getting his one true love, and deary K's just an honorable little brother that way.

But he still loves Captain F. A lot.

Oh. And F's still having nightmares and seizures and getting tortured by Dr. K on a daily basis. But hey, what's new?

So, my sweetlings, you've witnessed each and every one of these butterflies—really, right now they're just caterpillars—become intrigued with one another. Now, let's watch and see what they'll be compelled to do.

That is, if you still want to.

Do you?

A/N: This will make more sense if you go to my profile for the update.