And the characters cried unto Square Enix: "You bastard! You have to let us wash our clothes!"

And lo, Square took pity upon Its characters, and It said, "Let there be laundromats!" and It created for them a laundromat, between the item shoppe and the smithy.

But then the characters beseeched their creator: "Oh, Square Enix, what will we wear while we are having our garments cleansed?"

And Square Enix considered telling them to piss off and use fig leaves, but upon second thought, presented to each character a second set of clothes to be worn while the first set was in the wash. And as It unraveled Its divine gifts to each character, Square said: "Behold, for this is Another Form. With it comes the great and terrible power to make fanboys everywhere cream their pants. Use this wisely."

And all the characters said, "Amen."

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A/N: I have nothing to say in my defense.