Disclaimer: Bleach pwns me, not the other way around.

"NO! Stop! Get off of me!"

"But Tensho, what's wrong?"

"He's after it! He's after it! G-get away! Get AWAY!"

"Eh? Nani? What is that Wonderweiss fellow doing here?"

"Don't just stand there! Do somethi-NO! Give that back!"

"No Tensho! It's too late!"

"Stop! Put it down! NO! NONONONONONO!!"

"Ano...Tensho, can't you just buy another hat?"

"But that's my hat! NO! STOP! DON'T EAT IT!"

Owari.