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Hellish Summer

Chapter 1: Hell No

A certain black haired raven scowled at the sun for its intrusion on his room.

No Uchiha Sasuke was not happy, in fact he was pissed.

"…But Biba-chan it would be good for you. Besides you need a bit of fresh air from that room of yours." Mikoto said trying to mollify her son but to no avail.

"BUT A FUCKING SUMMER CAMP…"

Mikoto winced at the tone of volume. She sighed; he never used to be like this. She was right; Sasuke wasn't always the cold-hearted reptile he is today. In fact he made this transformation just recently, when Itachi, his older brother and ex-hero, ditched his family, namely him, for this whore he met on the corner. Mikoto was getting quite irritated of the yelling.

"Enough Sasuke! You're acting like a stuck up brat! It is only for the summer, so go take your prissy self upstairs and pack!"

Sasuke heard the steel in his mothers voice, headed up the stairs, none too quietly though.

"Biba-chan," Mikoto said through the intercom that ran throughout the house, "breakfast is ready!" He cringed at the annoying nickname.

I wish she would stop calling me that. When Sasuke was three Mikoto took him to the zoo for the first time. There, he fell in love with the beavers. He would beg his mother to go back to the zoo every other day. Mikoto would watch fondly with tears in her eyes as her baby raven would laugh and point at the little animals. The name had stuck ever since.

"Yah yah, old hag" he muttered. But he sure would take his sweet time about it.

"And hurry your self up! I will not have you be late your first day!"

Well, down with that thought. He pulled on a dark muscle shirt over his well-toned pale chest, black jeans with several chains swinging to and fro from his waist. He grabbed his leather jacket from his bead post; he then put on his black sweatband and put it on his arm. As he picked up his duffel bag, Sasuke took a glance at himself in the mirror. Nodding to himself he thundered down the stairs violently before taking a seat at the table.

Sasuke didn't even look up when his mother sat a custom made omelet in front of him. The angry teen just simply glared at the grandfather clock of doom.

Uchiha Fugaku walked into the kitchen and shot a nasty glare at his son.

"I really don't appreciate you stomping through my house." He said coldly. Fugaku took his place at the head of the table, and grabbed the "Timberland Times" From its designated space. He immediately flipped to the back where the records of all the stocks were located.

Mikoto served her husband his breakfast to which he grunted an "Hn" in gratitude. Ah, the typical "Hn", a critical characteristic of all Uchihas. It could be an I-don't-want-to-talk-to-you look, or the possible get-the-fuck-out-my-way, look or the almighty Hn meaning… 'Hn'.

Breakfast was eaten in silence as always, excluding the occasional flap of the newspaper. It made Sasuke sick. How could they act as though he wasn't going to hell on earth? He glared harder at the ancient Victorian clock that never failed to speed up imminent disaster. The hour hand was uncomfortably close to the 10. He sat squirming, inwardly of course, in his seat.

It was getting closer. Sasuke tried vainly to will the hand away, far, far away. But alas, Kami had not seem fit to bestow upon him the gift of time. He was getting desperate! The second hand…it just kept moving. Ten seconds to go and the teen was considering blowing at it, Uchiha pride be damned!

"Oh Biba-chan how time flies." The dark-haired women said cleaning up the finished, and unfinished in Sasuke's case, piling them in the empty sink. "Come on son, let's get going you wouldn't want to be late for your first day of camp!"

The raven glared a glare that would make bikers run for their mommas on their Harleys, and he happened to aim this glare at unfortunate little Johnny skipping down the block and the child spontaneously combusted, or at least that's what Sasuke fantasized. He is so sadistic. The poor child chose that moment to wave at the neighbors and was scarred for life by Satan's very own onyx eyes.

XXxXxXxXx

"Oi Brat! Get up, you're going to be late" Yelled a women with a generous chestand swinging blonde hair.

"Many more minutes!" Was the sleepy reply that came from the upstairs bedroom.

"Blondie if I have to come up there and get your lazy ass out of bed-!"

The blond was downstairs fork and knife in hand before she could finish her threat.

"What's to eat old hag?" He said with a goofy grin on his face, he ducked as a lamp went soaring passed his head. The blonde's grinned widened as a heaping plate of waffles was dumped on his plate.

"Eat up fast brat. We gotta pick up your bratty friend too!"

At hearing that, the hyperactive blonde sped up his eating pace. It was a miracle that the boy didn't choke on his food. In approximately 32.4 seconds later, the blonde boy pushed the now empty plate in front of him.

"I'm ready now!" He said loudly reaching for the front door handle.

"Aren't you going to change first?" She asked amused.

The boy looked down and scratched the back of his head bashfully. "Uh, yeah, that wouldn't be such a bad idea." The blonde ran up the stairs nearly tripping in his hurry. He ran into his closet and looked at everything, hm lets see, there is orange shirt and orange sweats or maybe the orange muscle shirt and jeans, maybe an orange shirt and orange cargo pants. Ugh so many decisions. He settled for a white t-shirt and orange cargo pants. He tied an orange headband to his head and slid on some orange Nikes.

"C'mon old hag lets GO!!!"

The women threw a nasty glare at her adopted son. The two blonds headed to the minivan and drove a couple blocks down the street. The worn blue minivan pulled up in front of a certain dog-lovers house. A little dog came into view yipping and barking happily at the smell of his favorite hyperactive blonde.

"Yo Naruto! Calm down Akamaru," said a rather wild looking boy emerging from inside the house, "You just saw him yesterday!"

"OI! WAIT A MINUTE DID THAT MUTT TAKE A SHIT ALREADY?" The blonde woman yelled from the front.

"Yeah I made sure of that, hehe." Said the brown-headed boy rubbing his head.

"Kiba I swear to god if that mutt as much as squats in my car the wrong way—"

"Already taken care of Tsunade I promise," Kiba said getting a little defensive. "Besides, it was only once and he was scared I told you he didn't like clowns!"

"What ever kid just get in the car!"

Kiba yanked the car door open and Akamaru took the chance and pounced on Naruto.

"Ahhhh!" Naruto laughed and petted the dog trying to soothe it down to near sanity. When the dog was returned to sense, Naruto started.

"So what should we do this summer Kiba? How about dye all of Gai-sensei's spandex pink? Maybe we should post up Kakashi's pervy book on the camp website? Or we can let out all of Orochimaru-sensei's snakes out in the swimming pool! Icantbelievewe'refinallygoing backiwonderifanyoneremembersus!" Naruto took a giant breath and looked at Kiba expectantly.

Kiba concentrated for a few more seconds then replied.

"Ha. Yes. Yes. Hell no I hate those damn snakes! And after last year I doubt anyone can forget us."

The conversation continued in this manner. Naruto would ask a billion questions and Kiba would answer them with practiced ease. This is going to be one hell of a summer. I can feel it.

If only the blond knew how right he was.

xXxXxXxXx

They had been driving for about two hours and our young raven was getting very irritated. For starters he hated sitting in a car or any secluded space for long periods of time. Even if it was a limo with leather seats, plush carpet, and a flat screen TV it was still secluded and it was moving. Not the best accommodations for Uchiha Sasuke. Sasuke looked over at his mother who was watching The Hill Have Eyes 2.

"No not in there! IS YOU CRAZY!! AHH RUN! RUN!!!" She screams at the TV. Sasuke rolled his eyes at his deranged mother. He turned his attention towards the scenery outside trying to tune out his mother's shrieks of panic. His eyes turned to saucers when he realized that they were very far from civilization.

"What is this, this… place? There isn't a building in sight!" He frantically moved to the other window searching for some sign of technology. But the only thing to greet his search was a sign saying welcome to Lemon Fields. (2)

"It's a little place called the country. Oh look Biba-chan; we're almost there!"

God is laughing at me. The raven thought gloomily.

XXxXxXxXx

"…173 bottles of sake on the wall, 173 bottles of sake, you take one down pass it around 172 bottles of sake on the wall…"

Tsunade was practically pulling her hair at this point. Just a few more miles and…

"YES THANK YOU KAMI!!! WE'RE ALMOST THERE I SEE THE SIGN! THE SIGN OF SALVATION!"

Naruto and Kiba just looked at each other puzzled then looked out the window. The worn sign of Lemon Fields was approaching.

"Yo Naruto come see dis!" said Kiba excitedly from the back seat.

"What's up ma— Whoa!" They had just caught sight of a stretch limo heading the same direction behind them. The two teens just looked at the limo in awe then looked at each other and cracked up laughing.

"Ha! They do know that this is a one-way street to Camp Lemon, right?" Naruto asked finally recovering wiping the tears from his eyes.

"I'll give the rich suckers a month." Said Kiba drying his face.

"Dude, it was a stretch limo. I'll give them a week"

They both busted out laughing again and even Tsunade gave a small smirk.

The rest of the ride was spent making rude comments and joke about the loaded people in the limo.

"All right brats enough insults, we're here!"

The two teenagers grabbed their bags and bounded out of the car and ran straight towards a lazy looking brunette leaning up against a tree. The poor kid didn't even see it coming he was on the ground in a matter of seconds.

"Argh, you idiots, get off me!" The boy yelled obviously annoyed by being rudely knocked out of his thoughts, literally.

"Aww Shika we missed you too." They said helping their friend to his feet.

Nara Shikamaru was his name. Three very important things you should know about Shikamaru. Number one, first and foremost he is extremely lazy – I mean who ever heard of sleeping more than half the day-, second and almost as important was that he was a genius in fact the word "genius" is a huge understatement; rumor has it that Harvard sent him an application at age 16 to help them work on a cellular regeneration project but he turned it down because it was to "troublesome" and would rather stay at home as a normal teenager. And number three he tends to say "troublesome" a lot.

"Yo Shika we saw a limo headed here right behind us!"

"Yah, and it was a stretch limo!"

The lazy teenager cracked an eye open and the teens took it as a sign to continue.

"Hey look there it is!" The stretch limo pulled up beside the blue minivan.

"C'mon let's go check out the rich studs, shall we?"

The three boys made their way back to the minivan where they saw Tsunade making conversation with a pale dark-haired woman. Tsunade caught sight of the three boys and motion them over to her.

"Oh nice to see you again Shikamaru, how's Temari?"

A small blush adorned Shikamaru tanned face, "She's doing well Tsunade-san."

Kiba and Naruto snickered but was silenced by bonks on the head by Shikamaru.

"Itai" They mumbled.

"Anyways I called you because I wanted you to meet someone. Everyone this is Mikoto Uchiha and her son-"

"Sasuke Uchiha I presume," Shikamaru finished, everyone looked at him stunned.

"You have presumed correctly." Everybody stiffened as a pale boy emerged from the limo dusting of his jacket looking around unimpressed.

"God, he really is a fucking genius!" Kiba whispered. Naruto nodded his head and a smirk formed on his lips.

Ha he looks like just the type. Man I can't wait to get under his skin.

"And just what are you smirking at, dobe?" Said a smirking Sasuke.

Naruto's smirk fell into a frown, "Don't call me dobe, teme!"

Sasuke looked bored, "Hn. Whatever. Mother I'm going to go find where my room number is."

The raven didn't wait for a response and headed towards camp. "Dobe." He said just low enough so only the blond. Naruto's face contorted and was about to make a retort but Tsunade spoke up first.

"So it was nice to meet you Mikoto"

"The pleasure was all mine Tsunade"

As soon as Mikoto left in her limo, Tsunade rounded on the three teenagers.

"Shikamaru I want you to keep an eye on these two."

"Hey we can watch ourselves!" Said a hyperactive blonde who never knew when to keep his mouth shut.

"Shut it brat! I want a spot less record. Cause if the police come to my asking to identify a blonde and brunette I'll let your asses rot in jail. Got it?"

"Yes Ma'am." They answered.

Tsunade opened the door to her minivan climbed in and waved a good bye, which the teens returned, and drove into the distance.

"Well let's go find that pervert and get our room numbers!" Naruto said and the three headed towards Camp Lemon.

XXxXxXxXx

A silver-haired man stood in the middle of a ring of teenage delinquents…I mean kids. His mask hung over half of his face and he had a scar going down his eye.

"Welcome to Camp Lemon. My name is Hitake Kakashi, and we here at Camp Lemon want the best for our campers so we ask that we all follow the etiquette rules and- oh ok lets cut the shit."

Most new campers jaws – with the exception of Sasuke- dropped a few inches but Naruto, Kiba, and Shikamaru just looked amused.

"Now I'm gunna say it my way. Most of you are here because your parents are tired of you making their life a shit-hole, some are here because some of their parents thought they needed some fresh air," Sasuke's eye twitched at this. "And some of you are here because you actually want to be, strangely." His eyes land on Naruto and Kiba, "But let me get something straight, if you brats are planning on making trouble," His eyes once again rest on Naruto and Kiba. "Then you can call your parents and have them haul your ass outta here. You guys got it?"

The stunned campers nodded their heads.

"Good now everyone stand and when I point to you tell us your name, where you live, and something that you like and dislike."

The teenagers stood unenthusiastically, and Kakashi pointed at his first vict- erm student. She was a girl about the age of sixteen. Her hair was a surprising bubble-gum pink tied back in a long ponytail. She wore a tight t-shirt with a pink miniskirt way too short to be legal.

"Try not to be jealous," She started arrogantly. "My name is Haruno Sakura, I live in Timberland Park. Let me see one thing that I like," Her eyes traveled over the ring of people and she almost fainted at what she saw. "Yes, I like dark hair, pale skin, and muscular guys." Sasuke groaned, another fan girl. "I dislike animals, they are disgusting." Kiba and Akamaru both growled at this.

Sakura sat down and everyone stared at her. The Haruno Sakura. The daughter of the multi-billionaires Hirota and Yuria Haruno?

Well that explains the Timberland Park, man she is way out of my league. Thought Naruto.

Timberland Park was of an equal to Beverly Hills only the wealthy business owners, borne royals, or lottery winners reside there.

"Ok then." Kakashi started. "How about you." He pointed at a heavyset kid with reddish orange hair who was currently destroying a can of Pringles. The kid stood from his seat on a log.

"My name –munch- is Akimichi Choji. I also live in Timber –munch- land Park; -munch- I love Pringles, Coke, and -munch- cheese. I can't stand," He shudders, "healthy foods."

Wow I feel out of place. Thought our poor Naruto. The Akimichi were very wealthy people. Why? Because they owned all of the grocery stores of the coast of Japan!

This went on for about 20 more minutes. Until Kakashi reluctantly pointed to our hyperactive blonde. Naruto exchanged a look with Kiba who smirked and nodded his head.

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto." He said normally, which caused Kakashi to brace himself for the worst. "And I unlike the rest of you rich bitches live in Eve Brooke, I dislike stuck up rich prats," His eyes found Sasuke. "But I love ramen. Thank you for your time." He bowed respectfully and resumed his position by Kiba who looked like he was going to explode.

Shikamaru looked between his to friends, and asked himself again why he befriended such idiots, but the corners of his mouth twitched as he looked around at the shocked faces of the campers.

Kakashi sighed and shook his head, "Okay then, and let's see how about you?" Kakashi pointed his index finger at a certain raven that was trying to burn a hole through the ground.

"Uchiha Sasuke. Timberland Park. Like quiet. Dislike," He then set his gaze on our blue-eyed blond, "Dobes." He smirked as Naruto smoldered.

Kakashi felt the tension between the two teenagers and hurriedly finished the orientation.

"There now that everyone is acquainted, Iruka will give you your room numbers." And with that the silver-haired man turned on his heel and disappeared into one of the cabins.

Naruto looked around and was pleased to see that nothing had changed. The air still smelled like lemons and fresh cut grass. Same creaky boards that made up floors and woodsy smell radiated around each cabin. The same mess hall where three years ago Naruto met his best friends Kiba and Shikamaru.

"Hellooo? Earth to Blondie!"

"Huh? What?"

"Are you comin or what I'm tired of haulin these bags?"

"Yah yeah! I'm comin Dog Breath!"

"Let's go Aka." The small dog came out of its resting spot and gladly trotted beside his master.

XXxXxXxXx

"Hey Iruka did you miss us?" The blond asked as they approached the main cabin.

A brown-haired man sighed and chuckled; "I thought you would be back again Naruto."

"So how are you and Kakashi getting along?" Naruto asked Iruka blushed heavily and busied himself with the files of all the new campers.

"So anyways Iruka can you hook Kiba, Shika and I up with a room together?" Naruto asked.

"Now Naruto you know that I have to pick the names at random. It's camp rules!"

"Aww please Iruka-san" Naruto leaned in so that only Iruka could hear, "And I'll make sure you get yours soon enough." He made a motion towards Kakashi's sleeping cabin. Iruka blushed even harder. Iruka handed them their room cabins. "You guys have another roommate Kakashi added another bunk to every cabin, so there are now four bunks to a cabin. You guys have cabin seven."

The boys made their way to cabin seven. They opened the door and saw a certain raven already putting away his clothes.

"Dobe?"

"Teme?"

"OH HELL NO!"

TBC

(1) You'll see just how lemony camp can get.