Alright! Woo! Next song! I swear to god I finished the other one and thought of Alex Demxy, and Marluxia.
I don't own Kingdom Hearts of the Gummie Bear Song!
Axel singing
Demxy singing
Marluxia singing
All Three Idiots
Axel laughed as he watched Roxas storm off stage and a soon-to-fallow Sora. Roxas plopped himself on one crates where those waiting to perform sat.
"Roxas you emo bastard, couldn't you have a little fun with that? And I mean the way the song was supposed be sung?" He said ruffling his hair.
Roxas just rolled his eyes and curtly replied "No."
The ever bright-bleed-a-fucking-rainbow Demxy piped up "Well just wait! We'll show you how it's done!"
"Now let's give it up for Axel Demxy and Marluxia!" the announcer gave them the thumbs up as they passed on the stairs.
"Hiya!" Demxys voice rang out "Lets start the show!" And the music began.
"Oh I'm a gummy bear." Axel hands on his hips bouncing slightly.
"Yes I'm a gummy bear." Marluxia said, copying Axel's movements.
"Oh I'm a yummy tummy funny lucky gummy bear." Demxy was the last to fall in line
"I'm a jelly bear."
"Cause I'm a gummy bear."
"Oh I'm a movin` groovin` jammin` singing gummy bear."
"Oh yeaoooh."
"Ba Ba Bidubidubi Yum Yum
Ba Ba Bidubidubi Yum Yum
Ba Ba Bidubidubi Yum Yum
Three Times You Can Bite Me
Ba Ba Bidubidubi Yum Yum
Ba Ba Bidubidubi Yum Yum
Ba Ba Bidubidubi Yum Yum
Three Times You Can Bite Me!" Axel and his partners hooked arms and started to dance around stage, making general asses out of themselves.
"Oh I'm a gummy bear."
"Yes I'm a gummy bear."
"Oh I'm a yummy tummy funny lucky gummy bear."
"I'm a jelly bear."
"Cause I'm a gummy bear."
"Oh I'm a movin` groovin` jammin` singing gummy bear."
"Oh yeaoooh."
"Ba Ba Bidubidubi Yum Yum
Ba Ba Bidubidubi Yum Yum
Ba Ba Bidubidubi Yum Yum
Three Times You Can Bite Me
Ba Ba Bidubidubi Yum Yum
Ba Ba Bidubidubi Yum Yum
Ba Ba Bidubidubi Yum Yum
Three Times You Can Bite Me!"
Finally the music faded and the whole crowed burst out laughing.
"Thank you!" Axel said bowing to the crowed. "No before we go back and let the next act on I have something to say! Sora, Demxy!" The two appeared on stage dragging a very pissy Roxas by the shirt. They all but threw him at Axle's feet.
Grabbing his arm Axel helped the blond up. "I'd like to dedicate this song to my new boyfriend Roxas!" Axel moved as fast as possible as Roxas first blushed bright red, and ran off stage.
"Love you too!" Axel called as his boyfriend ran. "Alright! Let go!" As he said this the music began.
"Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we've got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
And now I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say thats a plus
Now I'll go home and change
I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin' for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me thats when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
To be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna play by cheque
Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
The next day my alarm goes off and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY
Cuz I
JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants
yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS" As the music faded and Axel walked off stage, every one in Twilight Town knew that he would be bulged to shit by large fucking rocks(1) the next time the small blond saw him.
So after I wrote the first one I couldn't help but want to do more ^^. So there will be more.
(1)- Can anyone tell me what that line is from? First person gets a cookie ^^ And their name in the special spot
!!!!"""SPECIAL SPOT"""!!!!