(Ok here it is. The long awaited chapter with the coffee! I could barely write this I was laughing so hard. -Alicefan1)

I woke up to a soft knocking on the door. I slowly slipped out of the bed and went to the door. I opened it, there was a big white cart. The same zombie that walked us on the boat was there.

"Good Morning, Miss. Enjoying your stay?" He rolled the cart in. Barrel and Lock were sitting up. "Whoa Whoa! What are you doing with that." I blocked the cart. He just rolled it past me. "This is your free breakfast." He took a few plates off and set it on the table.

"Have a good day." He rolled the cart out and shut the door. Barrel slid off the bed and sat in a chair at the table. "Good," He trailed off yawning. "I'm hungry." He reached over and took a huge bite out of a pancake. Lock pushed past me and sat down.

"Watch it." I hissed sitting down. "What's this?" Lock looked at a shiny pot in the middle of the table. He touched it and quickly drew his finger back. "It's so hot!" He whined and stuck the burning finger in his mouth.

Barrel reached over the table and lifted the top. "It smells good." He took a cup and filled it. He took a small sip. "This is a magnificent refreshment."

Lock and I stared at him. "What did you just say..." Lock's bottom right eye lid was twitching.

"I recall. You should be more sensible and take consideration when one is speaking to you." Barrel took another sip.

"Lock, he's...smart..." I said staring again. Lock rolled his eyes. "Tell me something I don't know." Barrel's legs crossed and he put his hands in his lap. "Without mucus your stomach would digest itself."

I got up and took Barrel's cup. "I beg your pardon! You should be more polite to your companions." He said and poured another cup. I shrugged and sniffed the cup. "It must be this drink."

Lock was about to drink some. "Lock what are you doing?!" He looked at me, cup midair. "I wanna be smart too." He took a huge gulp. I put my arm up in case he blew up or something. He looked at me. "Nothing happened."

"It's not entirely your fault that your interior IQ is not abundant to my astronomical IQ." Barrel chimed in. Lock's eye was twitching again. "Then why is it doing it to him?" He asked me. I shrugged.

"BARREL SNAP OUT OF IT!!!!" I screamed and hit him.

"How dare you pummel me on the back of my cranium! You should be remorseful!" He cried rubbing the back of his head.

"What did he say?" I asked Lock. "To put it simply to a lower IQ..."

He leaned down. "DON"T HIT MY HEAD!" He screamed in my ear. "How do we get him to stop?" Lock asked.

"I would reconsider. My gargantuan IQ could come in some convenience when pulling a mischievous trickery on somebody." He got up and headed toward the door. "Where do you think you're going, smarty pants?" Lock asked getting up too.

"I'm going to circulate this watercraft and analyze my environment." He said quickly and headed out the door with another cup full of the drink. He shut the door behind him. I started to get my boots and hat on.

"What are you doing?" Lock asked. "Come on." My hand was on the doorknob. "What?" He looked ay me. I sighed. I ran behind him and pushed him toward the door. "We have to go get him!" I shouted and shoved him out the door.

(Oh god. I'm still laughing myself. This is the most fun chapter I've written all day. I hope you guys liked it too. Please review! I love reviews! - Alicefan1)