AN: Hey, guys. I'm having total writer's block for my TDI stories and I'm on a huge KH hype. So, lucky you. You get this: a bunch of crackish drabbles about Leon. Yay…!

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Seriously.

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Leon Gets…Irrationally Enraged!

It was just another normal day in Radiant Gardens: the sun was shining, the marketplace was bustling. What could possibly go wrong on such a perfect day? I'll tell you what. Leon with an attitude problem and Cloud as the victim.

It had started as just a harmless question. Cloud had been hanging by the marketplace vacantly, planning on some way to find Sephiroth. Nothing out of the ordinary there. But then, Leon came into the picture.

He had walked past with his hands jammed into his pockets and a scowl on his face. Cloud had only glanced over and asked, "What's wrong with you?".

If only he had known how much trouble that one question could cause.

Leon stopped, whipped around, and gave Cloud a glare that could kill. Cloud was slightly surprised by the action, but nonetheless kept his calm demeanor. If only the same could have been said for Leon.

"What's my problem?" Leon had said lowly with his teeth gritted. Cloud gave a simple nod, unknowing of the argument that was to follow.

"I'll tell you what my problem is! I'm surround by complete morons!" the brunet snarled, clenching his fists. Cloud narrowed his eyes slightly.

"Oh, really? What's that supposed to mean?" he asked, getting slightly angry at Leon's words.

"Exactly what I mean! Everyone in this freakin' place is a complete moron! You, Aerith, Cid, Yuffie, Merlin! I feels like I'm the only one with any sense around this place!" Leon shouted angrily. Cloud, now having forgotten all previous plans to kill Sephiroth, angrily pulled out his Buster Sword.

"You wanna take this outside, Leonhart?" the blond man snarled. Leon had gotten out his Lionheart.

"We're already outside, Strife." Leon replied, tightening his grip on his sword.

"Then, bring it on, SeeD punk!" Cloud said through gritted teeth.

"Whatever you say, Materia boy!" Leon said, spitting out the nickname like venom. Needless to say, the day was anything but normal after that. The aftermath: two injured swordsmen, a very mad Aerith, and one poor moogle that was scarred for life.

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AN: I know; it was short and stupid. This is what happens when I get bored. The next one should be longer, but in the meantime, ideas are accepted. All you have to do is fill out the form below.

Leon gets…:

One or Two Sentence Summary:

Next Chapter: Leon gets drunk.

After one too many drinks, Leon gets a little intoxicated. Yuffie, on the other hand, gets perfect blackmail.

R&R!!!