This is my first DGM fanfic, so pls comment and suggest some improvements! The characters will probably seem out of character, because I'm more used to playing around with the Bleach characters.

If you could include some idioms and suggestions on how to use them in your reviews, that would be great.

Rated T for swearing.

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Lesson One: Love thy neighbour

If one walks down the many corridors of the Black Order, they will come across the training rooms. Right at the end of the line of training rooms is the ominous Training Room 7.

And if you were to ask anyone at the Order, they would all give you one piece of advice: never, never, EVER go near Room 7 at six in the morning. That's when Kanda meditates, and Lavi wakes up.

-Six in the morning, Training Room Seven-

"Oi! Baka Usagi! Turn that (insert beep here) thing DOWN!"

"What thing, Yuu?"

"DON'T CALL ME THAT!"

"Whatever."

"Turn that f***ing thing of, for goodness' sake!"

"Who's Goodness?"　

"AAARGH! Just turn that (insert another beep) song off! I'm trying to MEDITATE here!"

"Oh, you mean my alarm clock?"

"YESSSS I mean that thing that plays that vulgar music every single morning!"

"What's wrong with 'I Love You'?"

"Everything! Not to mention that it's so freaking LOUD!"

"It's not MY fault that they chucked me this room opposite Room 7!"

"It's still YOUR fault for owning such a stupid alarm clock! You're 18! Act like it!"

"Who says I don't act 18?"

"I DO! You act like you're 5!"

"DO NOT!"

"DO TOO!"

"DO NOT!"

"THEN EXPLAIN WHY THE THEME SONG OF A KID'S SHOW FEATURING AN OBESE T-REX IS SET AS YOU ALARM!"

On and on they would bicker. Every single day. Normally, these arguments would end with Kanda losing his temper and slashing Lavi's door, or Lavi deciding that he should take revenge on Kanda on behalf of his alarm clock, and activating his Innocence to smash through the wall or door.

Of course, all this was followed up with the menial task of repairing whatever damage they had done, which effectively took up the rest of the day.

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In case you didn't get it, 'Love thy neighbour' refers to Lavi not really caring about the fact that Kanda is meditating, and also to both Kanda and Lavi, who don't seem to care that the rest of the Balck Order may not be awake.