Me: *looks at date* Wow. We haven't updated in a while.

Adam: Sorry 'bout that.

Matt: But a lot of stuff has happened lately.

Me: Wrestlemania has come and gone…Triple H tapped out to the Undertaker (19-0)

Adam: Edge retired…sadness…:(

Matt: Extreme Rules has come and gone…John Cena beat the Miz for the WWE Championship…

Me: Next up, Over the Limit! And I'm going so it's gonna be AWESOME!

Adam: You suck.

Me: *sticks tongue out*

.*.

This chapter is brought to you by your friends at D-Generation X who would like to remind you that if you're not down with that, we've only got two words for ya!

Suck it!

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Beep! Beep! Beep! Be—

Edward slapped his hand down on the alarm, shutting it off in mid-beep. He stretched his arms over his head with a yawn. Roy mumbled something in his sleep, rolling onto his back. "Roy," the blonde muttered, shaking his superior's shoulders. "Roy, wake up."

"No, mommy," Roy mumbled in his sleep. "I don't wanna wear the pink bow."

Ed stopped for a second. "Gonna have to videotape later," he muttered. He crawled across the bed and straddled Roy's hips, resting his hands on his chest. "Roy, wake up. I'm so horny…"

Roy's eyes shot open and his hands flew up to the younger's hips. "You're…hopeless," Fullmetal groaned.

"Well, you're not helping by being so goddamn sexy," Roy said. He thrust his morning wood up into the blushing alchemist above him. "So, you gonna do something about this?"

Edward smirked. "Nope." He moved off the bed and walked into the bathroom, shutting the door with his foot. "Sex can wait, masturbate!"

Roy groaned, falling back on the bed.

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"Ritsku, here boy."

The golden lab trotted up to Edward, barking happily. The blonde smiled and set a bowl of food on the ground for him, turning and handing Roy a plate of his own. "At some point you're going to have to go back to work, Fullmetal," the raven said.

"Yeah, but not for 3 days not counting today," Edward argued with a slight shrug. "Need me to do anything today?"

"Clean, cook, shop, and…that's about it."

"You suck."

"Very mature."

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Edward took a deep breath. Ritsku was at his side as he faced the house in the front yard. "Why do I put up with him and his orders again?" he asked. The lab barked sharply. "Oh yeah. That's why." He cracked his knuckles and stretched his arms above his head. "Let's get started."

About 3 hours later, Edward was up on the roof cleaning the gutters in brown hiking boots to keep his balance on the slates, a white tanktop, and some blue shorts. Ritsku was lying asleep in the shade of a tree while he worked. Ritsku's ears pricked up when he heard someone get closer, growling softly as the stranger got closer. Edward finally noticed the growling and stood up straight, his free hair blowing around his face. His eyes widened slightly and his heart beat faster in his chest.

"Edward Elric, I presume? The famous Fullmetal Alchemist?"

Edward didn't answer, staring down at the man on the ground. He had short strawberry blonde hair and was dressed in sneakers, jeans, and a black button-down shirt, a red tie tied loosely around his neck. "Tyler…" he whispered softly.

"I believe you know my brother, Tyler," the man called up. It was like he'd read Edward's mind. "Care to come down and talk to me?"

Edward cleared his throat and tried to keep his voice calm and level. "I think I'll stay up here," he replied. "What do you want?"

"Name's Terence," the man said with a grin. "I'd like to speak with you about my little problem with your Flame Alchemist."

"Then why don't you talk to me?"

Terence spun around, immediately taking a step back. Roy grinned, pulling his gloves on. "Listen, man, I don't want any trouble," Terence tried to explain, holding his hands up in defense.

"Well, too late for that." Roy snapped once and the strawberry blonde fell to the ground unconscious. The raven looked up at the blood still standing on the roof, grinning. "Care to join me, Fullmetal?"

"You sure he's unconscious?" Edward asked.

Roy laughed. "Don't tell me the infamous Fullmetal Alchemist is afraid?" he teased.

"I'm not afraid!" Edward yelled at him. He took one final look at the strawberry blonde and shimmied down the drain pipe; the ladder had fallen at least an hour ago. He walked over and gave the older alchemist a kiss, looking down at the other. "What are you gonna do with him?"

Roy thought about it for a second, his eye getting an evil glint when he figured it out. "We're gonna give our little friend here a show." He whispered something in Edward's ear.

The blonde blushed madly. "B-But—"

"Ah ah ah, that's an order."

Edward bit his lower lip, bowing his head in defeat. He knew he was beat and who knows? Maybe he'll enjoy it.

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Terence shook his head slightly when he came back into consciousness. He tried to move his arms but found them handcuffed behind him and further cuffed to the leg of a table.

"Comfortable?"

Terence looked up at Roy, Edward standing right behind him as he looked through a bunch of sundae toppings. "Fuck you!" the strawberry blonde yelled. "I was only expecting the twerp, not you!"

"Come for revenge for what I did to your brother?" Roy smirked.

"And to fuck your little twink," Terence dared. "Tyler said he was tight as a virgin and so hot inside. I wanted a turn with him."

Roy just laughed. "Well, I think it's only fair that I give you a little show of what you can't have before I burn your eyes out," he said. "Edward."

The young alchemist looked up from where he was playing with a can of whipped cream, licking his fingers clean of the dessert. "Let's go," Roy ordered.

"Do I have to do this?" Edward whined.

Roy just smiled. "It's an order, my dear alchemist," he purred. He lifted the blonde's chin with two fingers. "Let's go."

Edward reached up with hesitant hands and undid Roy's pants, pulling them down to reveal Roy's half-hard cock. He took it in his hands and stroked it till it was hard, licking his lips nervously. Sure, he'd done this before, but never with an audience. He picked up the can of whipped cream.

A few minutes later, Roy's cock looked like a sundae. Whipped cream covered the entirety of it, chocolate syrup drizzled along the shaft, sprinkles dotting it with rainbow colors. All Terence could do was stare as Edward licked his lips again and leaned closer.

Roy moaned when Edward lapped at the base of his cock, getting the whipped cream that had started to run. He twisted his fingers in the blonde hair as the younger traced patterns through the whipped cream up and down his erection. Edward got a little braver with his 'captive' audience and sucked on the head, moaning appreciatively at the taste of chocolate mixed with a bit of precum.

Edward took as much of Roy as he could in his mouth, sucking feverishly. Roy moaned louder when he got faster, twisting his hair almost painfully in his hands. Roy came with a low groan of Edward's name. The young alchemist swallowed as much as he could, licking his lips when he pulled away.

Roy breathed heavily as he looked down at Terence, a tent already formed in his jeans. "Tell your brother I said hello," he said with an evil smirk.

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Me: Wow, I got done with this in one day.

Adam and Matt: That's a new record!

Matt: Usually, it takes her at least a week or so to make one chapter. Kinda sad.

Me: Shut up or no cookies for you!

Adam: What about me?

Me: Of course you can get cookies, Addy. You went through a 20-minute Iron Man match with me. You didn't win, but you still went through with it.

Adam: I almost pinned you if you didn't hit me with a Sweet Chin Music.

Me: 'Cause that's how I roll. *smile*

Matt: And we're talking about real wrestling, not video games, so beat that.

Me, Adam, and Matt: WCWO will live forever!XD