Dr Disclaimer: Jenny is completely mental. She thinks she InkHeart, Doria's diamond store, sponge bob, fangurls of any kind, and Edward Cullen. Sadly she doesn't.
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Jenny- Happy cumquat day!
Rachel- Arriba!
Jenny- Let me just say I am soooooo sorry to keep u waiting! I promised to post yesterday but I didn't.
Rachel- Ya Jenny But sorry doesn't fix all there broken hearts now does it?!
Jenny- *death glare* Shut up Rachel.
Rachel- *Death glare back* You shut up.
Jenny- You!!
Rachel- You!!
*Jenny an Rachel begin fighting like crabs*
_CUT TO COMMERCIAL_
(Ever wonder what Doria really does? Well Here u go.)
*Random chic in medieval cloths runs in up to another random medieval chic*
Chic #1- *pulls out necklace* HE WENT TO DORIAS!!
Chic #2- HE WENT TO DORIAS!!
Narrator- Doria's is having a sale on finely cut diamonds on Saturday. Buy a necklace get a free pair of wooden wings.
*Chic #1 kissing some medieval dude*
EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH D!
_COMMERCIAL OVA_
Rachel & Jenny- *Smoothing back hair. Background is broken vases & pictures*
Rachel- SOOO! Here's Dusteh!
*Dustfinger appears*
Dustfinger who will now me known as Dusteh- Huh?! WAT!! WHERE AM I?!
Jenny- *Puts hand on Dusteh's shoulder* We'll tell u the same way we told Farid.
*Slaps Dustfinger*
Rachel- NOOOOOOO!! Jenny don't hurt him. He's Cornelia Funk's punching Bag! *Sniff sniff*
Jenny- AAAAH! SHE'S ONE OF THEM! A DUSTFINGER FANGURL! DUSTFINGER FANGURL!!!!
Everyone but Dusteh and Rachel- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Running around and climbing on things*
Jenny- It's contagious!!!
Dr Declaimer- I'LL TAKE CARE OF THIS!!! The disease ends here and now…
Random voice- OH NO IT DOSN"T!!!
*Everyone looks ova to area where the random voice is coming from*
*Everyone sees huge mob of Dustfinger Fangirls*
Dustfinger Fangirl- WE SHALL NOT BE SILENCED!!! GET HIM!!
Dr Disclaimer- crap. *Is chased by mod out of studio*
Everything- *goes back to normal*
Jenny- Well I guess that settles that.
Plot- What's wrong with you!! Stick with the plan guys!!
Rachel- Sorry plot.
Jenny- Anyway…
Rachel- MY TUUUUUURN!!! Ok!
Jenny- NO MINE!!!
Rachel- Do you really want to start this again?
Jenny- *sigh* No…
Plot- GUYS!!! THE PLAN!!
Rachel- Ok! Ok! Jeez…*muttering* stupid plot… -normal voice- OK! Dusteh! What was it like to die?
Dustfinger- Um… Bad I guess. Like… death.
Jenny- Dustfinger. Can you explain why you turned Farid into a jackass?
Dustfinger- I wouldn't if I were you. He's got fangurls.
Jenny- HEY! ONLY I SPELL FANGURLS WITH A 'U' ON THIS SHOW/FIC!!! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!
Dustfinger- NO!
Plot- Both of you back on track if you ever want to finish this friggin thing!
Rachel- Shut up Plot! Were trying.
Jenny- Next question: Are you more of a loner or more of a 'just Farid and you' person, or an entertainer.
Dusteh- Kinda a Farid and me entertaining thing.
Rachel- THAT WASN'T AN OPTION BUDDIE!!!
Plankton- YOU JUST LOST YOUR BRAIN PRIVLEGES!!! I'll call u Dusty robot mechanical finger… U get it I'm putting the brain in the robot.
Dustfinger- Wa…
Rachel- Sorry that happens. But we still have one more question and we don't want the plot to get mad again…
Plot- Daaaaaaaaaas' right! Or I'll call my gang Subject, The Point, and Topic to beat 'yall up!
Jenny- Wow! You managed to put gangsa talk, country talk, and goofiness into one sentence.
Plot- GRRRR…
Rachel- Ok! Ok! Jeezum. Last question: Why does The authoress always pick on you?
Dustfinger- *Sigh* I dunno. She started imagining me with scares I guess. It's always the guy with scars that get picked on.
Jenny- Not really. In most books the kids with scars are hot misunderstood semi-evil characters. None of which you are…
Dusteh- *puppy face* Yeah I am.
Rachel- Your hair is red. You're a good guy. You're like 40 something. I still heart you but I mean come on.
Dusteh- I AM SO HOT!!
Jenny- Nuh uh.
Dusteh- Yeah huh
Jenny- Nuh uh.
Dusteh- yeah huh!
Edward Cullen- I can settle this once and for all. Answer me this Dustfinger. Do you have an alibi?
Dusteh- Uh… wa?
Edward Cullen- Do. You. Have. An. Alibi.
Dusteh- No.
Edward- Then we've established that… U-G-L-Y you aint got no alibi! You Ugly!
Dusteh Fangurls- Excuse us.
Edward Fangurls- Excuse us.
*Fangurl fight breaks loose*
Rachel- Well it appears that once again we have defaced our studio.
Jenny- See you next time and don't forget that- AHHHHHHHH!
Plot- *has had enough with all this random fangurl fighting and attacks Jenny and Rachel with It's gang*
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Sorry to keep you guys waiting. The next one will be up sooner and it's staring Meggie. If you ask a question I might put you in the show.