Beta's little note: for all of you that were hesitant to read this story because of the title, you are not alone. The idea's great… just random... really really random.

Disclaimer: YAY! THE FIRST DISCLAIMATION OF THIS TOTALLY AWESOME STORY!! (Yes I am sooo modest!) This won't be the last time you hear this! STEPHANIE MEYER IS AWESOME AND WROTE TWILIGHT, NOT ME, *cries!!

Okay, for those who have read my other stories, thanks for coming back and reading this one!! This one will be longer! And full of VAMPS! Yes it is post breaking dawn and I think it is going to be really fun to write, for those who haven't read my other stories, HELLO!

*reader runs

Okay, I'm a lil' scary, but who isn't? Give me a chance!!

Okay, THE STORY! SUMMARY!! I feel the need to write the summary again, I don't know why, I just do!

CLOCKS TURN LIKE PURPLE DINOSAURS (sorry just wanna add in the purple dinosaurs part was suggested by one of my best reviewers, ifurcutesitbyme! Did it catch your attention?)

POST BREAKING DAWN! Bella and Edward are living happily until they meet a vampire who has the ability to time travel. Travelling back in time at first is a lot of fun, but when Edward tries to change certain events, how will it affect their future??

This author's note is getting pretty long and I realise half of you have probably skipped it to check out the story, well for those of you who took the time to read it, THANK YOOH!

Okay one more quick shout out to my totally awesome BETA, .!!! I hope that came up because it didn't last time!

Beta: And if it didn't screw you fanfic, nah jokes love youu.. ;)

If you might not realise, in my stories you find few errors, and it's all because of her!! (She is also my cuz to clear up further questions! And she is so so so so so so awesome)

Also, before you read on, I know I am rambling but for those who have read my stories before, well I might not update as often as I a not on holidays, I will try for at least once a week but it might be a fortnight, BUT DO NOT CLOSE THE PAGE YET IF U CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG!!

The chapters will be a lot longer; I am aiming for five pages each chapter, sound reasonable??

Okay, ur prob getting annoyed but it's important, the story will be set in the future, but I am writing it as if the future, face it, it is soo hard, cause I don't wanna get all Jetsons on you, like they will still hav cars, not hovercrafts or wateva, you get the drift, I am aiming it seem like technology hasn't advanced that much, you guys okay with that??

Okay, phew, finally got through that!!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! THE STORY (insert hallelujah music hear!)

BPOV

The sun filtered through the windows in our perfect cottage, making every dust particle in the air shimmer like diamonds. The light only brightened the familiar surroundings of the master bedroom, and if it was possible, making it feel even cosier and warmer.

My head rested on his sculptured chest, it was too good-looking for its own good, I don't even think Da Vinci could chisel a more handsome sight of perfection. My eyes trailed up his abs to his perfect pecs and ideal collarbone. His magnificently structured jaw was the next to hit my eyes before his beautiful lips came into view. A little further up and I captured those magic golden orbs which still took my breath away after all these years.

"We have school soon," he said in his velvety voice that still gave me butterflies every time I heard it. His soft hands stroking my hair slowly pulled away as he sat up, leaving me to fall onto the mattress. I rolled over and pouted, knowing school started in five minutes, but I didn't want him to stop just yet.

"We have eternity love," he said, flashing my favourite crooked smile across his face. Yes, Edward Anthony Cullen was defiantly an angel that fell from heaven, how did I get so lucky to be able to spend an eternity with this Greek God?

"An eternity doesn't seem long enough, we should stop time sometime," I said jokingly from the wardrobe where I now stood trying to sniff out a pair of jeans. Even after one hundred and fifty years Alice's sense of fashion still hadn't grown on me and I was still thankful for some sweats and sneakers.

"We can stop time anytime we want, we can go away form every one, it'll just be you, me and whatever else you need," Edward said temptingly kissing my neck and collarbone. "We already went away for ten years, any longer and we be beating Emmett and Rose," I said as his hands snaked around my waist.

"Ok then, school it is," he said unwinding his hands and getting dressed. "You tease!" I accused him and threw a shoe at him. He swiftly took a step to the side and the shoe went crashing into the wall, leaving a dent. "Bella you're going to destroy our cottage," he said, my favourite half crooked smile appearing on his face.

I frowned at him. I loved our little cottage, our first home together here on the outskirts of Forks. So many of my first and best memories as a vampire were made in this cottage, and this was the place where Renesme grew up.

I was so happy to be back after all this time. We left when Charlie passed away, it was hard to move but we all knew it was time, trying to convince people we had aged twelve years was hard enough and with Charlie gone I thought there was nothing holding me back in Forks anymore.

But finally coming home made me realised how much I missed it. The constant rainy weather, the smell of the surrounding forest, the familiar environment of Forks High which had hardly changed, and of course our cottage.

As if on cue, Alice came storming into the room with her pixie like hands over her eyes. "Every one decent?" she said, peeking through her right index finger. "Yes," I sighed and she put her hands down.

"Bella!" she said looking at my outfit. How did I know this would end up happening? "Alice, can't I just where some thing practical for once?" I whined as she whizzed around the room before stopping in front of me holding a black lace top and a pair of dark tight jeans.

"Alice, it's school not a night club!" I said staring at the lacy top, there was no way I was going to Forks High, the first day of school, in that! Alice frowned. "Bella, silly girl, of course this isn't night club wear, now put it on we only have..." Alice started then turned to Edward.

"Three minutes," he said quite enjoying watching Alice and I fight. I gave him a look that said help me, but he just laughed; I would get him back for that later.

Before I knew it we were walking (well at vampire speed) to the cars, and I was pulling a jacket over the lacy top trying to hide my cleavage. Edward had since updated his silver Volvo to an Aston Martin and Emmett had upgraded his Jeep to a newer version. We decided the Jeep would be the least inconspicuous of our cars, as Alice now had a bright green Lamborghini and Rose had the latest Ferrari.

I was lying on Edward, watching the familiar streets go by, I wondered if any of the kids at the school would be descendants of Angela or Jessica or possibly Mike. Would there still be those familiar biology rooms? At the other schools we had been too they were one of the things that seemed to stay the same.

Soon enough we pulled into the car park, still the same, and sure enough the Jeep, although more inconspicuous than our other cars, got stares from the other kids. "We all ready?" Emmett said a goofy grin on his face as he parked the car.

Edward squeezed my hand in reassurance and along with al the others I let out an enthusiastic "YES!" Even though we had been around for over a hundred years, on in Edwards's case two hundred, we were still teenagers on the inside.

We stepped out of the car and the familiar scent of Forks high hit me. The buildings look almost identical to how they were one hundred years ago, except none of the kids looked familiar. I had a huge smile on my face but was a little startled when I saw a frown playing on Edward's.

"What's wrong?" I asked and followed his gaze to see Renesme. Renesme had her blonde curls straightened, her hair out around her face, a tight black sweater on with a push up bra, exposing a lot of cleavage and some denim short shorts that might has well been undies with some killer black stilettos to top it off.

Next to her, or should I say on top of her, was Jacob, pushed up against a wall (he just had to be topless as always) as they stuck their tongues down each others throats. I could tell a lot of people around the playground were getting excited just watching them.

Before I knew it Edward had left my side and was over there breaking them apart. "Dad!" Renesme hissed so low that only we vampires could hear. "Nessie, do you have to do that on your first day at school, and cover them up," he said pulling her top up over her cleavage only to unsuccessfully show her belly button.

Edward was so cute when he was protective of Renesme, not that he had anything to worry about with Jacob, and he would never do anything to hurt her. Lately Nessie had been going for a more... trashy look. She liked to create a different image for herself at every school and since this was her first time at Forks high, she wanted to be remembered.

A crowd was starting to gather around Edward, Nessie and Jacob. "Look's as if that slut had two hot boyfriends, unfair," a girl murmured and Edward turned to her swiftly and said "No, I am her big brother." Jacob put a shirt on and I made my way through the crowd over to Nessie.

Her big brown eyes, covered with makeup looked at me for some help. "Nessie, we really want to stay in Forks for a while, we don't want you to get expelled on your first day," I said trying to make her understand why her father was so protective.

"I know mum, but Jacob and I are going to be badass now, remember?" she said rolling her eyes. "Ok, but just tone it down a little, it's still first day," I pleaded with her and she nodded and walked back over to Jacob who flashed me a smile as if nothing was wrong.

Edward was immediately back at my side, but the stares didn't stop. To the humans we looked absolutely beautiful, I knew that, but I still couldn't get used to the concept that I was as beautiful as Edward.

Edward took my hand as the bell rang and we walked together to our first class. Edward had of course managed to dazzle the poor lady at the front desk to ensure all of our classes were together, which made me smile as I had a faint human memory of the first time I caught Edward trying to change classes to be away from me, oh how times had changed.

First class was PE, but I didn't care any more. When I was human, PE was my most dreaded subject, but now that I had super vampire balance and strength PE was no longer a problem, and seeing Edward in gym shorts and a tight t-shirt never hurt any one.

The rest of the day went through like a breeze. The cafeteria was new as apparently the old one had burnt down twenty something years ago, but besides that every thing was the same, like the biology rooms.

Biology was last period. Edward and I sat next to each other on our bench, big grins spread over our faces as we remembered those moments we shared with each other in biology.

"To think I wanted to kill you that first day," Edward said low enough so only I could here. It hurt me to hear him say that, that made him suffer those first few years we were together. "You should have made me a vampire sooner," I said and he kissed my forehead saying, "But then we wouldn't have Nessie, would we?"

He always knew what to say to make me feel better. I pecked him on the lips and the teacher walked in the room. "Hello, I'm Mr Griffins and if you are wondering why I am introducing myself it is because we have two new students in our class…"

But I didn't hear the rest of what Mr Griffins said, I was lost in my human memories, how Edward carried me to sick bay when I fainted, how he brushed my cheek that first week, how he used to pick me up in his silver Volvo.

That all started in this very biology room.

I took Edwards hand in mine, and we sat like that, remembering....

Watcha think?? Please review, I really appreciate it!

I love the idea that they are sitting together in the biology room where it all started, sooo cute!!

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Oh yer and they will meet the time travelling vamp next chap!

Beta: oh and btw peoples, jess's (the author LOL) or "edwardsdreamgal"'s birthday is on the 9th of march.. Depends when she posts this but... Let's sing her a happy birthday "happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday to *mumbling of name here* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.