Hina-Chan: Welcome back to the spur of the moment second chapter to my one-shot fic!

NARUTO! Say the disclaimer or I'll burn off your eyebrows!*Gets out her flamethrower*

Naruto: OK! No touchie the eyebrows! Hina-Chan doesn't own Naruto or any copyright crap and stuff like that.

No Running with Scissors

Naruto has just come back from his Myth-busting tour and Sasuke's wounds have just finished healing. All is well…for now.

Naruto: Hey Sasuke! Want to play a game of 'Rock Paper Scissors'?

Sasuke:*suddenly fearing for his face*NO!! NEVER AGAIN!

Naruto: Awww…C'mon Sasuke just one game! We'll even play with real scissors!

Sasuke: Alright…But no real rocks or paper! My face just healed!

Naruto: Fine…*goes off to fetch the scissors*

Sasuke: I remember Kakashi saying something about scissors but I can't remember. Hn…mustn't be that important then.

Naruto: *returns with two pairs of scissors* Here you go teme!

Sasuke: No don't chuck them!

Naruto: I wasn't going to…I'm not that stupid.

Sasuke: Hn…

Naruto:*angry* what's that supposed to mean!?

Sasuke: Nothing…C'mon lets just play this stupid game

Naruto: Rock Paper Scissors…ROCK!

Sasuke: Hn…Scissors. NO! I CAN'T LOSE!

Naruto: Heh…I win teme…Rock beats Scissors

Sasuke: That's not even a real rock it can't break these scissors!

Naruto: Wanna bet!?

Sasuke: Sure I bet you can't even dent these babies!

Naruto: Aims a punch at the Scissors but misses when Sasuke moves them out of the way* Hey! No fair! That's cheating!
Sasuke: *Continues dodging* I never said I couldn't move with them*begins to run with the scissors*

Naruto:*Naruto stops and stares in horror* No! Sasuke! Remember what Kakashi said!

Sasuke:*Keeps running*huh…Kakashi said…*suddenly falls down* OWWWWW! OMG! F$## THAT #$*& HURT!!!!*lays dying on the ground*

Naruto: I tried to tell you teme. Kakashi said that you're never supposed to run with scissors. It's a ninja's greatest weakness! Well see ya teme! I promised Hinata I'd help her with training! Bye!*Runs off leaving Sasuke dying on the ground*

Sasuke:*Dies horribly and violently* I hate my life…

Sakura:*Walks in and sees Sasuke dead* OH! Not again! Curse you Hina-chan*Shakes fist at the sky*

Hina-Chan: Mwahaha! Another 'Kill Sasuke' plan, perfectly executed*grins* Well bye people^^ hope you enjoyed the chapter ^.^ I'll see if I can come up with something else and post it up, send in suggestions and requests! I'll write anything if I can!