A.N. Okay so this a whole group of one-shots. This concept is new to me so go easy. I have already finished the second, third and nearly the fourth one so for once in my life I'm gunna be mean and ask for reviews for chapters. Lets say....5 reviews this chapter and then next chapter gets posted. Doesnt seem like much but this might really suck and no one likes it but please. Review. It makes me happy!

Disclaimer- I don't own these guys....I don't even own a Johnny Depp hat.....

You know those chain emails you get? Well most of these are based off a bit of one of them. This one was "Being the best boyfriend" I know sounds stupid but I got a whole tonne of ideas and this is the product. I hope you enjoy :D

When she steals your favourite hat let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

"What do you think Probie?" Tony asked the other agent, showing off his latest prized possession, a new hat.

"Very nice Tony." McGee replied, not looking up from his computer. Was he the only one actually doing work around here?

"It's very Johnny Depp." Tony exclaimed as he pulled out a mirror and started looking at it in there.

"Shame you don't look like Johnny Depp when you wear it." Ziva said sarcastically, keeping her eyes on her computer but unlike McGee, she was playing Solitaire, not doing work. Tony took off his Johnny Depp hat and cradled it between his chest and arms. Wait, was he talking to the hat? Okay, now he had really lost it.

"Hey Abby!" Tony said gleefully as he walked into the lab, Ziva and McGee following him. "How do you like my new hat?" He started posing, showing off his 'new hat'. Abby looked at McGee, a question in her wide smile.

"Yes, he's been doing this all morning." McGee replied to Abby's unspoken question, rolling his eyes as the Senior Field Agent strutted up and down the lab, giving a new meaning to 'Special' Agent.

"It's very sexy, Tony." Abby giggled pushing them all out the lab. "Now just because you don't have work doesn't mean I don't. Buh-bye."

Once they were back in the bull-pen Ziva turned to Tony. "Take that stupid hat off." She said tiredly.

"Want me to take off anything else while I'm at it?" he teased back, knowing how to get a smile out of the Mossad agent.

"Not on my time DiNozzo," Gibbs said angrily as he strode past, slapping the back of Tony's head and making his beloved hat fall on the ground. "Keep it that way." He growled before storming off. He hadn't been able to get coffee until now and was extra grumpy this morning.

"I'm sorry." Tony whispered as he put his hat on his desk, even clearing a special 'paperwork free' spot for it. Ziva just rolled her eyes. Tony could be so child-like sometimes, or maybe the work was simply immature.

"Who stole my hat?" Tony's voice echoes around the building. Other NCIS personnel looked up but quickly went back to work once they saw it was only Tony DiNozzo obsessing about his new hat he hadn't taken off. Until Gibbs slapped it off him of course.

"Probie, think this is funny do ya?" Tony yelled, getting right in McGee's face then slapping the younger agent on the head.

"Tony, why would I wanna steal your dumb hat?" McGee asked, once again not looking up from his computer.

"I dunno McGeek, maybe coz you McThought it would be McFunny." Tony replied while making stupid faces at McGee. God Tony was so annoying sometimes.

"Careful DiNozzo or I'll McFunny you." Gibbs said with a slight smile on his face. He had a coffee so all was good with the world.

"You make that sound really scary boss." At a glare from Gibbs Tony added, "It wont happen again."

"Damn right DiNozzo, now get back to work."

"On it boss." Tony snapped before jumping into his chair and starting his seemingly endless amount of paperwork.

RING RING

"Hello Abby Scuito, Forensics Specialist."

"Hey Abs is me." Tony whispered into the receiver. "Have you stolen my hat?"

"Why would I do that Tony? It was obviously well loved by you." She giggled, remembering the model poses he had been making in her lab.

"Okay Abby thanks anyway. Oh and have you seen Ziva? She seems to have disappeared."

"She hasn't been down here." Abby smiled to herself, happy with her not-lie. It was true Ziva hadn't been down to the lab however Abby had talked to her briefly in the ladies room but it appeared Ziva had other things to do as she left in a rush. Something that had to do with Tony's hat, Abby wondered.

Tony turned his computer off and started to pack up his things. There had been one sight of Ziva before she quickly escaped but none of his beloved hat. He was moping, taking extra time packing up when Ziva suddenly breezed through the bull-pen to her desk, packing her gear swiftly and quietly with a slightly too big Johnny Depp hat perched innocently on her head.

Oooh.

Tony was about to yell at her to give it back when he caught a glimpse of the smile on her face as she felt along the brim of Tony's hat. Something Tony couldn't place was different and it made her smile seem more care-free, cheekier, and almost childlike.

The reprimanding stopped in his throat and he smile to himself. He could get his hat back tomorrow.

Review, Jules.