I got the idea for this while watching 'Deception' (S3E13), Tim got upset because he kept losing the trace in Madrid, Abby tells him it's time for a break and hands him a Caf-Pow and pushed him into her office. Gibbs walks in and says "How many times have I told you he's not a toy?". I thought it would be cute to write some short stories on the different times Gibbs has told her this.

I have a few other ways that I think Tim could be "used as a toy" - at the office - but I thought I'd see how these went first. Please let me know what you think.

As usual I don't own any of these characters. Thanks to DPB for letting me borrow them.

Tim as a car.

"Abby, seriously, we need to get to work. If Gibbs sees us screwing around he is going to have our behinds."

"Oh chill! It's not like we are working on a case, we are just finishing all the paperwork and getting this stuff" she flapped her arms around at the work tables "ready to go to evidence lock-up."

Tim grabbed Abby's arm and pulled her close - he really wished he could plant a kiss on her cheek, just like Gibbs often did but he didn't have a death wish. Better yet, he wished he could kiss her on the lips.

She slid comfortably into Tim's grip and leaned into him. "I thought you wanted to get this done."

"Well I do for two reasons: One, so Gibbs doesn't kill us and two, so that we can leave on time." He wrapped his arms around her and let his hands slide down till they just sat at the curve of her back and her butt.

Abby smiled at him "Why would you want to leave on time? Do you have something special planned?"

"Oh yeah! It's going to involve water and bubbles, lots of bubbles."

"Oh Timmy" she stood up so she could clap her hands and bounce up and down "I love when we take bubble baths together."

"What bubble bath? I was going to do laundry." Tim smiled slyly at her.

"That's not funny, Tim" Abby pouted. She pushed against his knees which sent him and the chair rolling across the floor towards her office.

Just then Gibbs walked in "Abby, he's not a toy!"