An Ouran high/ Higurashi crossover; it take place after Hanyuu comes in and they defeat Takano and finally make it past June of Showa 58. (I think it was 58...)

June 3, 1984 (Showa 59)

"Come on Haruhi, we're gonna leave!" Hikaru and Kaoru shout to Haruhi, who is running towards them. The Host Club was currently seated in a private helicopter, each with their own bag slung on their shoulders or on the ground between their legs.

"Alright, alright, I'm here!" Haruhi panted, climbing into the helicopter. She was wearing a simple blue sundress over blue jeans cut short at the knees. Her bangs were held back by a sunflower clip.

The lone girl in the host club sat down between the twins, and put her backpack in her lap. She waved goodbye at her father, who was the only one of all their parents who could bother himself to come and see them off.

It was the summer, and this time, instead of going to Misuzu-san's pension, they decided to go on vacation. After successfully obtaining a passport for Haruhi, they decided to go to the country side for a month or two.

The propeller started to swivel, and the helicopter took off.

-O-

"Haruhi, Haruhi, look, look!! We're in the country side now!" Tamaki bounced up and down on his seat pointing out the window.

"Where exactly is this anyways?" asks Haruhi.

"We're now above a small village called Hinamizawa," explains Kyouya.

"There isn't any room to land here, so I'll land in the mountains and you guys can reach the village through the forest," says the pilot.

"Alright, here go over there, there is a clearing in the trees, and a path leading down." Kyouya points out where to land, and the pilot nods.

The helicopter descends slowly and lands smoothly, the trees around the clearing being blown around by the propeller. Mori opened the door and everyone stepped out.

"We'll call you on our cell phones to pick us up when we're ready to leave. That'll be in a month or so," Kyouya instructs the pilot, who nods and waits till they are all out and the door is closed before he takes off again.

"Ano, cell phones don't work here. This village is out of range," says a female voice. The host club members turn to see the owner of the voice and our faced by a ginger-haired girl dressed in a white dress. Her hair was cut shorter in the back then in the front, and it reached to around her chin. Her blue eyes glittered in the glaring sun.

"Ah, someone else is here!" says Hunny.

"Fair maiden, are you one of the respectful residents of this small village of Hinamizawa?" asks Tamaki, getting down on one knee and taking her hand. The young maiden, Rena, didn't answer, for she was transfixed on Hunny, who was looking at her confusedly while clutching his Usa-chan.

"Ka-ka-KAWAII!!!!!" Rena grabs Hunny and smothers him in a hug. "KAWAII!! KAWAII!!! OMOCHIKAERII!!!" she screams, reverting to her "take it home mode."

"Aw man... are the girls here also all fangirls?" Haruhi asks disappointedly.

"Nah, only Rena. She has an obsession with cute things. She tried to take me home once, it was terrifying." They turned to look at a young man with short brown hair and purple eyes.

"What did she mean when she said, cell phones don't work here?" Kyouya asks, pushing up his glasses.

"Well, this village is out of range, so cell phones don't work here. Most houses have phones though, and there is a payphone right outside Hinamizawa, next to the bus station," the young man, Keichii, explains.

"Any hotels?" Hikaru asks.

"Are you kidding me? A HOTEL!? HERE??" Keichii laughs.

"You guys just don't understand that not everyone in the world is as rich as you guys," Haruhi sighs.

"So you two ARE from this village?" Kaoru inquires.

"Yup."

"So what are you two doing up here?" asks Hikaru.

"Nothing really, Rena here wanted to go to the junkyard and look for 'treasure'," he drew quotation marks in the air on the word treasure. Everyone looked at him confusedly, but he didn't seem to notice. "But I was tired of following her there, so I suggested we come up here for a change."

"So who are you?" asks Tamaki.

"Ah, sorry! I'm Maebara Keichii!" he holds out his hand to shake one of theirs. Tamaki shakes his hand. "and that moe girl over there is Ryuuguu Rena." Keichii points at Rena, who is latched on to Hunny, and Mori latched on to her, trying to pull her off.

"Umm... Is it possible to get her off?" asks Kaoru. Keichii nods and says,

"Rena, I'll take to the junkyard tomorrow if you let go!"

"AH!! YAY!" Rena let's go immediately, throwing Hunny onto Mori. "Ne, ne, Keichii-kun, weren't we supposed to meet Mion at 2?"

"OH YEAH! SHIT!! SHE'LL KILL US!!!" he says, suddenly in despair.

"Nuh-uh, she'll only kill you Keichii-kun," Rena smiles sweetly. Keichii pulls a bike out of the bushes and shouts,

"RENA, JUMP ON! IT'LL BE FASTER IF WE BOTH TAKE ONE BIKE!!" Rena gets on the handle bars and Keichii starts peddling.

"Byebye! If you follow the trail, you guys will make it to the village; you'll probably see us again! If you need anything just aaaask!" Rena shouted to them, her voice dying down as the bicycle gained speed and started rolling down the hill.

"Well, that was weird," Hikaru expressed everyone's feelings.

-O-

When the Hosts finally made it to the bottom, they were out of breath. The mountain was very steep, and they were wondering if Keichii and Rena had perhaps killed themselves, riding down that hill at such a speed.

"So where are we supposed to stay anyways?" Haruhi asked.

"Well, that is the only thing that was not planned," Kyouya admits, but his composure never once slipped as everyone sweatdropped.

"We could always ask those two kids we met earlier," Hunny suggested.

"Mm," Mori agreed.

"Well, this is supposed to be a small village," Hikaru said.

"So we should find them quickly," Kaoru finished for him.

"Alright, Hosts! We shall search for the two villagers who were so kind to us!" Tamaki announced dramatically.

So the Hosts walked along, each carrying their backpacks, in search of the two teens.

"Kei-chan, come back here!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THE RATH OF THIS OJI-SAN!!!" a female voice shouted from somewhere near.

"TOO BAD MION! YOU WON'T GET ME TODAY!" sounded a familiar voice, who the hosts placed as the boy, Keichii, they had just met.

"ARA!! KEICHII-SAN, DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME AND RENA-SAN?!" shouted a younger female voice, this one slightly scratchy.

"KEICHII-KUN!! I'M GONNA CATCH YOU AND THEN TAKE YOU HOME!!" shouts the voice of Rena.

"KEICHII!! RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!" shouts another young girl.

"HAUU~~~!" another young girl.

Then out of nowhere, the hosts are hit by a bunch of teenagers and kids running at each other.

"Gomenasai! Gomenasai!!"says a young girl with long purple hair and black horns on her head. And then she runs off.

"Gomen-nippah!" says a second girl, running after her friend. This one had long blue hair.

"Gome- Ah! It's you guys!" says Keichii getting up and dusting himself off.

"KEI-CHAN!" shouts a girl with long green hair tied in a high ponytail.

"AH CRAP!!" Keichii runs off and leaves the hosts on the ground.

"KEICHII-SAN! THERE IS NO WAY YOU'LL GET AWAY!! YOU GUYS EITHER, RIKA, HANYUU!!" a young girl runs after Keichii and the other two, alongside the green haired teen. She has short blond hair girl-bob pulled back with a hair band.

"Ah, it's you guys! See, I told you we'd see each other again. Were you looking for us I wonder? I wonder!" Rena says, stopping to speak to them.

"How come you guys are running after those guys?" asks Hunny, picking up Usa-chan.

"Oh, those are all our friends; we were just playing Zombie Tag. Me, Mion and Satoko are the "it zombies" and we're chasing after the ones who are still alive so that we can eat their brains!" Rena explained cheerfully, as if it was the most natural thing to pretend to be a zombie.

"Umm, we were looking for a place to stay," explains Haruhi.

"Ah! You can stay at my place, I'm sure my dad wouldn't mind me having a girl sleep over! I wonder if the rest of you can stay with my friends! I wonder!" Rena says and then she runs after her friends. "GUYS HOLD ON! WAIT!!"

The Host club walked to the group of villagers and reached them as Rena finished explaining.

"So are you guys visiting or are you moving here?" asks Mion as the stop.

"We're visiting. We're on vacation," Tamaki explains, eyes sparkling. The Hinamizawa residents all exchange worried glances.

"What's wrong?" asks Kyouya suspiciously.

"It's nothing," Rena says quickly, dismissing it.

"Well, I'd have to ask my onibaba first, before I can say anything for sure," Mion continued.

"Onibaba?! Demon woman?! Who's that??!" ask Hikaru and Kaoru at the same time.

"That's her grandma, nano desu, and some of you can stay at our house, we have enough room! Right, Satoko? Hanyuu?" Rika suggests.

"One of you can stay with me," Keichii chips in. Suddenly, the world lights up as lightening bursts, and drops of rain start to trickle onto everyone.

"One, two, three, four-,"

CRASH! Thunder cracks and the sky is lit on fire with shining droplets and crackling thunder. Haruhi whimpered, but no one seemed to hear.

"The storm is four miles away!! We should get shelter!" Mion cries.

"The school is the closest, we should head there!" Satoko screams over the drumming rain. Keichii nods.

"Follow us! Stay together!" Rena shouts to the newcomers.

The two clubs run to the nearby school and burst though the doors, panting.

"Um... This is your school? It's smaller than our house!" Hikaru states.

"Well, duh, this is a small village, there are barely 30 kids living here. We only have one teacher and she teaches all the grades in the same class," Keichii explains.

"Wow..." all the Host Club members (save Haruhi,) are gaping at them.

"Ignore them; they're all rich bastards who have it all good. Each of them has at least 3 mansions in Japan or something..." Haruhi says dryly.

"Well, since we're all going to be here for a while, we might as well get comfy," Mion suggests, and walks into their classroom, arranging desks so that they made one really big table.

When everyone was seated, Mion began the introductions.

"I'm Sonozaki Mion, 15 years old," she got up and sat back down once she was finished.

"Ryuuguu Rena, we've already met, I'm 14 years old," Rena gets up and bows and then sits back down.

"Maebara Keichii, 14 years," Keichii salutes them with two fingers.

"Hojou Satoko, 9 years old," Satoko gets up and nods.

"Furude Rika, 9 years old."

"Furude Hanyuu, 10 years old." Hanyuu was of course much older in age, but only she and Rika knew that.

"Well, I guess it's our turn," says Tamaki, getting up. "Suoh Tamaki, 16 years."

"Ootori Kyouya, 16 years."

"Hitachiin Hikaru," Hikaru says.

"And Kaoru," Kaoru says.

"15 years," They state simultaneously.

"Fujioka Haruhi, 15 years," Haruhi stated bluntly.

"Haninozuka Mitskuni, 17 years old, but everyone calls me Hunny!" cheers the small boy who Mion and co. stare at unbelievably.

"S-seventeen!?" they all shout at the same time.

"Nippah?" Rika asks.

"Morinozuka Takashi, 17 years. Call me Mori." With the introductions finished, an awkward silence took over, only interrupted by the occasional thunder, where everyone would jump, mostly Haruhi, even if she had mostly gotten over her fear of the sky shattering crackles.

"We are a club that brings joy to women everywhere! The Host Club of Ouran High!" Tamaki says suddenly out of nowhere.

"No kidding? We're a club too! We play games after school and the loser gets punished with a penalty game chosen by the winner!" Mion smiles devilishly. Hikaru and Kaoru grin.

"That sounds like fun," they share mischievous glances.

"I am the class president AND the club president," Mion tell them of her title.

"I am the club king!" Tamaki does the same.

"Nice to meet cha!" Mion slaps the king on the back and he falls forward.

"Alright, we're all now acquainted, now there's the problem of where they will live during the summer," Keichii reminds everyone.

"AH! AH! Fujioka-san can live with me!" Rena crushes Haruhi in a hug. "She's giving off an I'm-cute-without-meaning-to-be aura!" Everyone sweatdrops.

"One down, six to go," Mion says.

"Someone, can live with me," Keichii says.

"I'll live with you," Tamaki volunteers.

"Okay, five to go!" Mion rights the names down on the chalkboard.

"We have place in our house, but I'm not sure if we can take in five..." Rika says, putting a finger to her mouth.

"Hau~ Kawaii..." Tamaki and Rena drool over Rika's cuteness. Then they look at each other and grab each others hands.

"Looks like this will be a fun summer!" they same together.

"We can room with you three," Mori says, pointing to himself and Hunny. "If it's alright."

"3 to go!" Mion shouts. The club members turn to look at Mion.

"You're the only one who hasn't offered a place to stay Mion," Keichii says.

"Well, Grandma is strict about these things..."

"You have the biggest house out of all of us," he ignores her.

"I'll ask her, and maybe Shion can give one of them a place to stay too," she says. "I'll go call them now from sensei's office."

Mion leaves the room.

"Who's Shion?" asks Hikaru.

"Shii-chan is Mii-chan's younger twin sister," Rena explains. After a few minutes of awkward silence, Mion comes back in.

"I can room two people, so I'm guessing you two are with me, and you are with Shion." 'You two' refers to the twins, and 'you' refers to Kyouya. "But Shion lives in Okinomiya, just outside Hinamizawa, you don't mind do you? She visits everyday, so all you have to do is come with her."

"It's not a problem," Kyouya responds.

"But what do we do to pass the time until the rain clears up?" asks Satoko.

"Well, Kasai and Shion are coming to pick up Kyouya... We could just play cards," Mion proposes.

And so the Host club found out about the Games club sneaky way of playing, and the Games club discovered that Kyouya was pretty good at being sneaky.

-O-

"Bye Kyouya! See you tomorrow!" Tamaki shouts, waving at his friend as he got into a car with a girl identical to Mion, only with her hair let out, partially tied back with a yellow ribbon.

"Byebye Kyo-chan!" Hunny says, waving goodbye with the twins cheerfully.

"The rain cleared up a little, it's only a drizzle now. Should we go home, I wonder? I wonder?" Rena asks, looking at Keichii questioningly.

"Mii~ I think we should, in case the rain gets harder again. We could get stuck here till after dark," Rika reminds everyone that it's 5 o-clock already.

"Right, I agree," Mion says. "Let's go!" Everyone walks out of the school and head in their different ways. Mori, Hunny, Satoko, Hanyuu and Rika wave goodbye and head to the shrine, while Haruhi, Tamaki, Rena, Mion, the twins, and Keichii head the other way.

"Well, my house is this way," says Mion after a few minutes. But before leaving she whispers into Keichii's ear, "Start practicing your swinging with Satoshi's bat again Kei-chan." He looks at her oddly and she says loudly, "Just in case! Ahahaha!" then she waves and runs off with the twins.

They reach Rena's home and she shouts, "Byebye Keichii-kun, see you tomorrow," and she leaves with Haruhi.

"Alright, here we are!" Kechii says as he and Tamaki reach his house.

"Keichii!!! Who is this wonderful looking young man you've brought with you!?" Keichii's dad cries, jumping on his son. And then the oddness began.

-O-

Unknown to everyone, Hikaru had heard Mion's whispered message, and tossed all night wondering what it could mean.

Kukukukuku! You enjoyed I hope! I shall be updating soon I hope. Please review and give me feedback, ideas or constructive criticism. Tell me what you liked or didn't like, to help me improve my later chapters! R&R!

And just in case your wondering, the parings won't be cross-over. There might be a bit of IMPLIED stuff though. Look out for these:

Keichii/Rena

Keichii/Mion

Shion/Satoshi

Shion/Kyouya

But of course these are maybes. I could always put up a poll later. But for now. Ja ne!

~TalkBubble