Prattle: to babble endlessly

A/N Well here we go again everyone! I hope this is at least as good as Babble was maybe better! Anyways the prologue and chapter 1 were typed on my ipod. *laughs* I was in the car and had nothing to do so i started typing out this huge email to myself. My brother was staring at me the whole time like I was crazy. :) This is the prologue and ch 1 together

Disclaimer(applied to whole story): I don't own Maximum Ride James Patterson does!!

Summary: Prattle: to babble endlessly. A two point vocab word. Nudge is over her talk show host dream and now wants to be a writer! Can she embarrass Max and Fang more then she did in Babble? You'll have to read to find out!

Prologue~

posted on Fang's blog 2/15/09 by Nudge!

Hola people! I know everyone goes to Maximum-X now but I've decided to tell everyone that still checks out Fang's blog, what I'm planning to do to Max and Fang next! So recently I forced Max and Fang to be guests on my super awesome talk show! Well by the end of the day all I had done was embarrass them. But then we all(me, Ig, Angel, Gaz, Total, and Ella) went out side and BAM! Max and Fang were totally making out on the roof! So I took a totally awesome picture! The link is below! So we all thought wow this is the end of the end. Max and Fang now totally love each other and stuff.

Well we were wrong! Lately they've been ignoring each other and they have these big awkward silences. So now I'm back to help them again! But this time I'm going to be more creative! I've discovered a site called Fanfiction and now I'm going to write a super awesome story about Max and Fang and bunches of other things! So be prepared to search for that! In other news I think Ig and Ella like each other! Not that that's big or anything, but I think I'd be fun to force them all on double dates! Or something fun like that! Anyways I'll have to post more later Fang is searching for his laptop and he looks angry.

xoxoxoxox!

Nudge

A/N Hey guys here's a quick heads up, the voice will always be in Italics. Nudge's story will always start after I write something like ~in Nudge's story~ then when we come back to the real world it will be like ~real world ~. Just so no one gets confused. :)

Chapter one~ The Real Story!

So yesterday was just odd. And now things between me and Fang are weird, again ever since our roof top incident. We don't talk we kind of just walk by each other in absolute silence. Of course Iggy and Ella have been acting odd, too. And Nudge, well she's just being her normal crazy self. I'm sure she's not planning anything new... But that's what I thought last time too. so you never do know. Today we've done almost nothing it's February break so Ella has a week off from school. The flock is getting settled in though, I think we might live with my mom for a little while if things don't get to crazy. And right now things seem to be well normal, or as normal as they get for us.

"Hey lets go for a spin."

I blinked confused, I really need to stop talking to myself. Not only that, but I'm talking to people that don't exist. God, I'm going crazy.

Talking to yourself is a sign of insanity Max. the Voice said invading my head.

I held up a finger to Fang, "hold on a sec. The Voice is talking nonsense again."

"Another key sign of insanity is hearing voices in your head." I acidly replied back to the voice before I turned to Fang and smiled. "sure I'd love to go Fang."

~With Nudge and the computer~

Nudge watched as Max and Fang jumped into the air. She frowned staring at the computer screen. Where to begin?

"What you doing?" Angel questioned. Tilting her head to the side curiously as she stared at the blank word document Nudge had pulled up.

Nudge sighed, "Well I'm trying to write a story about Max and Fang. But I don't know where to start. Because they have to kind of sound like themselves right?"

Angel nodded. "Yep. That's a cool idea though Nudge can I help?"

"Yeah because I don't even know how to start!"

" I'd start with: Max and Fang were flying in the sky..."

~In Nudge's story~

Max and Fang were flying in the sky when they spotted a cliff ledge. From the ledge you could clearly see Max's mom's house and most of the surrounding town. Max landed softly on the ledge, with Fang and sat down her feet dangling off the side. "This is nice."

Fang shrugged "Yeah I found it yesterday."

An awkward silence started to grow between Max and Fang.

Fang sighed. "We need to talk."

~Real World~

"I'm stuck!" Nudge yelled exasperated.

"On what?" Ella asked as she walked into the room.

"My story I don't know what to write next! Angel was helping me but she had to leave."

"I'll help you then what are you writing about?"

"What's it matter!" Nudge yelled.

"Well how am I supposed to help you if I don't know what you're writing about?"

Nudge mumbled.

"What did you say I can't hear you."

"Max and Fang."

"Why?" Ella said surprised

"Because it'll bug them!!!!! And have you seen them lately."

"They don't do anything."

"Exactly!!!!! So I'm going to write a story and then leave it somewhere so they find it and know how stupid they're being!!"

"Um, don't you think that might make Max mad?"

Nudge rolled her eyes, "yeah but lots of things make Max mad."

"Okay as long as I don't get in trouble for it, I'll help you."

"YES! Get everyone to help! I know Iggy will help and so will Angel!"

"What are you going to do with the story once it's done Nudge?"

"Make it really happen!"

End

Oh No! What's Nudge going to do? And how the heck is she going to make her crazy story become real? Well you'll have to read the next chapter to find out!