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Author's Note: Because Hinata has been deemed alive by the manga, Kishimoto will pay for scarring and attempted murder of Princess Hinata Hyuga!
The Fourth to Last Death
A group of teenagers slowly approach and surround Kishimoto with manga in their hands. "What do you want?" he demands.
"It's morphing time!" the oldest boy shouts. They slap their wrists and their power ranger suits appear on them. "Now, you scarred the princess and attempted to kill her! You allowed us to believe she was dead!" The earth trembles and the manga writer looks up to see a Zord behind each of the teenagers. They leap up and into their Zords. He spends the next several hours being the ball during a Zord version of Tennis. The pulp he is by the time they finish is unrecognizable as human.
The Third to Last Death
During the real superman's death, the Dark Superman looks through his list of Most Wanted Criminals and finds the name: Kishimoto. Crime: Attempted Murder of Hinata Hyuga. He uses his Daily Bugle influence to pinpoint the criminal's location via GPS. He flies over to Kishimito and snaps his spine with one punch. He flies up into the atmosphere until Kishimoto is having trouble breathing from lack of air and releases him.
The Second to last Death
Evangeline the vampire slowly approaches Kishimoto after finding out that her favorite person on the planet was almost killed by his hand. She has the robot hold him still as she slowly drains the blood from his body.
The Last Death
Chao from Negima searches for the one person who tried to ruin the future. The one who attempted to destroy Hinata Hyuga and failed. She finds and pulverizes Kishimoto by breaking every single bone in his body and then grinding his corpse into the ground.
That was the last of the requests from reviews that I could use.
The Ending…..
Hinata wakes up in the hospital and looks around slowly. She finds herself in an extremely large room with no roof. She gazes up to see Godzilla and King Kong smiling down at her. Wolverine and Sabertooth stand side by side near all of the Naruto characters. Doctor Who sits on top of Dumbo while surrounded by GI Joe and Cobra forces. The Greek Gods and their Ceberus gaze down from the sky, clouds forming into their bodies. Goku and Vegeta glare at each other but smile a little at Hinata. A person from Midworld stands at Hinata's bedside. Alucard and Brother Abel stand shoulder to shoulder at the head of Hinata's bed, smiling down at her amiably. Rurouni Kenshin gazes down at her and waves a little. Dante stares cautiously at Alucard and Brother Abel, sitting on the foot of Hinata's bed with his hand on his sword's hilt. The Iron Giant sits next to Godzilla and King Kong, holding the wall up while smiling slightly at Hinata. Captain Jack Sparrow lifts Hinata's hand and kisses it lightly. "We're so glad you're awake, luv," he murmurs.
Bruce Banner waves from the crowd and smiles, "We were worried about you!"
King Hawke, his queen, and the mistresses all sit around the bed near the Naruto characters and waves to her. Harihu Suzumiya waves at her, though her clothes are charred and her universe is gone from imploding. The Bohrak Kal swarms bow low to her from their perches on the walls. The Shadow Monsters from the Yu-gi-oh cards rise from their cards and growl in greeting to her. Toph and Gaara sit arm in arm and smiles once they hear she is awake. The One smiles down at her and whispers, "I finally became the one to see you."
Last but not least, Q appears and says, "You pulled through, I see. Great to hear. You are one of the few lower life forms that I actually am concerned about."
Naruto wades through the crowd with a large bouquet of flowers. He hops onto her bed, landing in an empty spot near her. He hands her the flowers and declares loudly, "Glad you're awake, Hinata! I was beginning to worry that the girl I love would never wake up!"
She turns beet-red and whispers, "You l-love a g-girl? Who?"
"You of course!" he says with his trademark grin. The other people glare at him murderously, their weapons slowly becoming unsheathed.
Not to be outdone, they all cheer, "We're glad you survived, Lady Hinata Hyuga!" She stares around at them all, taking in all of their faces. She turns bright red and faints from all of the attention.
Read and Review!! This is the final chapter. No more is being written. While World War 3 would be fun, I'm not writing it. sorry!