Title: Something's are better left to the imagination.

Series: Saiyuki

Paring: GojyoxHakkai

Rating: T

"I don't think it's good to force it."

"Nah, I've done this lots of times; you just gotta shove it in at the right angle."

"I seriously don't want to hear how many times you've done this Gojyo."

"Ah, don't get jealous now Hakkai, you know you're the only one I let do it anymore."

"Should I take that as a compliment?"

"Of course, who else would I drag out back at 3 in the morning to help me with this problem?"

"The young girl behind the counter looked interested; maybe I should call her over to help?"

"No way! We can do this just fine by ourselves; I don't need some chick messing up my rhythm."

"I'm pretty sure your 'rhythm' has been messed up for a while now."

"Now that's just mean Hakkai, I don't give you shit when you fuck this up."

"That's because I've never 'fucked' this up before."

"Always a first time for everything, right?"

"I highly doubt that."

"What?! You've never done this before?"

"If you mean I've never messed up something this simple even a child could do it, then that is correct, I haven't."

"Ew. Don't bring kids into this 'Kai, that's just creepy."

"Well, I'm sure Sanzo and Goku have had this problem before, I had to help them out of a similar situation just last week."

"You're shitting me?! That droopy-eyed princess and the monkey? No way...great, now I'm gonna have to scrub my eyes out with bleach to get the images burned off of my corneas."

"Yes, it did come as a bit of a shock to me as well. Wait, don't twist that yet, it's not ready."

"Well how much longer am I gonna hafta wait? I'm dying for a smoke."

"Not until I tell you I'm done. We've had this conversation before, first you do your part, and then it's my turn. Afterwards we both clean up. It's an amicable arrangement-please don't mess up the order. And try and show a bit of enthusiasm for once, it was your idea for me to show you how to do this."

"Nah, you know me, I'm good no matter what order we do things in, as long as I get plenty of opportunities to 'clean up' as we go."

"Such a vulgar use for such a noble term."

"What, you don't like my version of cleaning up?"

"Every time you do it more liquid gets pushed around then is necessary."

"Yeah, and it's all sticky too. You hate that, drives you nuts when you can't wipe it away immediately."

"You can wipe that smirk off your face, it...it just irks me when you do unnecessary things like spread it all over. Just means there's more for me to clean-up afterwards."

"Ah, come on, it's kinda fun to play with."

"There are plenty of other things to play with."

"Like what?"

"Here, hold this and shake it lightly, see the small drops? That makes it stiffer."

"And this is supposed to be fun?"

"For some of us, yes, this is exceptionally gratifying."

"You're a little messed up if you think this is fun. I can think of lots of other things I could be doing right now you know?"

"Well then you can do them on your own, I wasn't the one to drag me out of bed at 3 in the morning to take care of your stupid little problem!"

"Hey man, no need to get all pissy just 'cause I 'm not into your kinks."

"Go..jyo..."

"Shit."

"Who do you think I'm doing this all for? Who else would I allow to drag me out into the cold to do this when we have a perfectly nice warm room back upstairs for once?"

"Shit. Yeah, fine, sorry, let's just get on with it, okay?"

"No. I'm done. You can finish up by yourself. Have a good night Gojyo."

*BAM*

"For Christ's sake, now who am I gonna get to help me with the laundry?"

Fin. 

AN: just a little verbal teasing for the morning. Hope you enjoyed!